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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Sandow... :smith:

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

His attitude is,"None of you are Eddie Guerrero, that sucks. :mad:"

This makes it slightly more acceptable, Eddie did set the bar pretty drat high.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
Slater push incoming.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Slater eliminated someone! :woop:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
There's this big patch of a weird colour on Goldust's upper body? What's going on there?

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

Makes sense that Lawler can't count higher than 15

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Heath Slater is on a loving roll.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Stallion Cabana posted:

Slater push incoming.

Inasmuch as someone will push him off the apron to the floor. :v:

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
This better end with Slater and Ambrose.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Swagger Dagger posted:

HEATH SLATER GETS AN ELIMINATION

:dance: Movin' on up :dance:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

The what now?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

hahahahahahhahaha

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

Quite small.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

The ultimate indignity: Being beaten by Heath Slater.

You spelled Zack Ryder wrong.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
PS How was "I lost my soda" not one of the chosen reaction posts to the Shield/Evolution match

I found it later, but still!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


The second time they defended it int he span of 6 months

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Go Heath!

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Heath eliminated on the app :(

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Heath noooo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Heath Slater US champion, match with Barrett to unite the belts.

Do it, WWE. Now's your time. Step up.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

MotU posted:

Makes sense that Lawler can't count higher than 15

:drat:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

US and IC belts are both considered jokes because WWE jobs out at least one of them constantly (See: Big E). Dean only got lucky because they forgot he had it/he was a part of Shield.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

I could be wrong but I think this is the 2nd time its been defended in 6 months

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
I hate you, Sheamus!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

As far as drawing, it sells about as much as John Cena

(Nobody cares at all about it)

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Not having a working Windows / website version of the WWE app is dumb as gently caress, go to hell WWE.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I am watching on the app for the first time.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Sheamus is a heel, he eliminated the one man rock band.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Obviously they had to show Slater's removal on the app, don't want to damage his push by showing it live.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?
Not much, and less than it should be beacause it's currently on Dean Ambrose, who got elevated very fast and became involved in main event feuds, so actually defending the title would be A)a step down and B)something he doesn't have time for, so it's been ignored for months

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Heath's elimination put on the app so millions of fans don't have to be traumatized live. :cry:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Swagger Dagger posted:

Heath eliminated on the app :(

The darkest timeline. :(

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MotU posted:

Makes sense that Lawler can't count higher than 15

His philosophy is "Once I find a number I like, I stick with it".

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

BigRed0427 posted:

The second time they defended it int he span of 6 months

4th I think, Dean also defended it against Mark Henry twice.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ahahahaha zero mention of Slater being eliminated. It's like he was never there.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigRed0427 posted:

The second time they defended it int he span of 6 months

Dude, there have been 23 challengers for the belt in the last 6 months!

Sure, 23 of those were in the last week..... but still!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

It's not a big deal.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I hope Big Show brakes the ring again.

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Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Battle Royal owns.

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