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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Awesome, just in time to see Slater win the US championship :getin:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
C'mon now Show, that's just rude!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Slater so busy selling Golddust can't hit his uppercut. :lol:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
The ultimate indignity: Being beaten by Heath Slater.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Stallion Cabana posted:

Slater push incoming.

Inasmuch as someone will push him off the apron to the floor. :v:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Heath Slater US champion, match with Barrett to unite the belts.

Do it, WWE. Now's your time. Step up.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Heath's elimination put on the app so millions of fans don't have to be traumatized live. :cry:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ahahahaha zero mention of Slater being eliminated. It's like he was never there.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ambrose: literally the smartest man in WWE.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
We need more of Ryback launching Curtis Axel into attacks by OH MY GOD THAT POWERBOMB

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ambrose dead

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
You did okay, Dean. You did okay.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
It's okay Dean, think of all the time you'll save on paperwork!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Uh it's not like it requires a huge leap of logic here guy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Spikeguy posted:

I hope that using the Wyatts as his heavys blows up in HHH's face. That would be some neat storytelling.

Bray finally gives the order, Harper and Rowan murder the SHIELD, Cena, Evolution, bell ringer, three fans at ringside, and Cole.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

I hope Bray Wyatt doesn't have to rely on the help of Little Johnny tonight against The SHIELD because I don't think it would work out as well against them.

Right, he'll join the SHIELD and then do Reigns OOOOOOOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Gonna mark out when Seth Rollins does a swanton bomb off Little Johnny onto a ladder, killing both of them

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

It's party time.

All the time.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
BOOOO YOU'RE NOT DEAN AMBROSE

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
But then THE DEMONCANE SAT UP!!!

YES, THAT'S HOW WE ENDED THE PPV! SOMEONE PERFORMING A BASIC HUMAN REACTION!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Go away RVD. It's for both of our own goods. :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Daniel and Brie gonna gently caress in the locker room

And everywhere else

Possibly the ring

Newlyweds y'all :shobon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Daniel Bryan beating Triple H, Randy Orton, and Batista in the same night.

:laffo:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
That was really low effort Paul. :geno:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
RVD so pissed he can't taunt.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
It must be awesome to be a high flyer against Cesaro, you can literally hurl yourself at him full speed from anywhere and he'll catch you easily and put you gently down.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fatherdog posted:

Every match RVD has had since he's been back has been hot garbage so I'm going to guess it's him.

I don't see how WWE expects us to give a poo poo about his matches when RVD clearly doesn't.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I AM GOING TO KEEP UPPERCUTTING YOU UNTIL YOU STAY DOWN DAMMIT

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
RIP RVD, died of a broken head.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ribsauce posted:

I hope the next one is complaining to the ref the opponent pulled his hair (even though he is bald)

Cesaro would totally do this iDE—

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Bray knows what's up, he saw the replay of his cage match.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I hope he goes whole hog and is like "Really, Cena? I put a loving voice modulator in his mic. Are you that stupid?"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Mild appreciation for burning down the entire world.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Okay which one of you goons is possessed by Satan

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wyatt the new JBL, you heard it here first.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

kdrudy posted:

Mostly just the booked to look like an idiot

Also not allowed to use his comedic skills to their full potential.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Speaking of tweets!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
O..lé? :ohdear:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Stallion Cabana posted:

People who aren't hate fun.

Counterpoint: gently caress Torito, Hornswoggle's where it's at :colbert:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Sugar Blaster posted:

so i literally had 'that' moment during the last segment when my roommate and three of his friends decided to come home and walk into the living room just as the two midgets were fighting.

gently caress you, wrestling.

Own that poo poo, dawg, this is one of the best feuds in the company right now.

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