WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Shield Opening the show. Awesome.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:00

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:34

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Is all this seriously needed for the loving US Title.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:03

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

rip Xavier Woods. You never had a chance.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Why do the Black guys have to be eliminated first. :smith:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:05

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Slater is gonna win this. He won a match he has momentum

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:07

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Valeyard posted:

WWE studio film names getting weird

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:08

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Heath Slater is on a loving roll.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:10

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I've only started watching wrestling again very recently, is how big of a deal is the US Championship?

hahahahahahhahaha

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:10

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Obviously they had to show Slater's removal on the app, don't want to damage his push by showing it live.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:11

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Mini Kofi Spot. I'll approve

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:14

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I love the selling for that snake.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:15

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Sheamus?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:18

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Maybe Sheamus can elevate the title.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:19

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

BOW DOWN TO THE BOW DOWN TO THE KING

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:20

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Spikeguy posted:

I hope that using the Wyatts as his heavys blows up in HHH's face. That would be some neat storytelling.

Good thing Trips doesn't pay attention to what his wife's doing otherwise he might realize that unleashing pure evil on your enemy tends to backfire.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:23

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Cory Lidle posted:

Can't wait for them to forget Sheamus exists again and no one notices or cares.

I mean he did just win the US title and isn't in a stable.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Hahaha I love this loving dumb Kane Storyline.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:31

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

MassRafTer posted:

Cool good to know the match was meaningless.

Managing to Pin a demon won't kill him.

In order to Beat a demon you have to bury him alive.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Cesaro's siren is really loving good.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:36

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

HulkaMatt posted:

King of Extreme?

He won at Extreme Rules.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:36

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Vertigo Ambrosia posted:

What is the may 19th significance?

http://www.wwe.com/videos/playlists/kane-hates-may-19

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:40

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Hmm Wyatt's getting heel heat for a change.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:56

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Rusev killing all of the Black Wrestlers

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:35

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

MotU posted:

why is rusev only hurting black people

Russia is really racist

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:36

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

What happens when Kane meets the human heatsink

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:44

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

jymbojones posted:

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

But I still like Barrett.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

hahaha

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:34

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

haha Swagger is about to be used to put Rose Over.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:35

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Omally posted:

adam rose to give zeb a rosebud

Someone call RVD

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:36

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:34

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

El Generico posted:

Again, Dave Batista wasn't depushed and booked to lose matches because WWE decided to out of spite, it was because he came back out of shape, uninteresting, and barely trying, and the fans rightfully poo poo on him.

There's a big difference between "the WWE didn't give him the spot he was promised" and "he drew such vicious X-Pac heat from the crowd every time he showed up that they had to re-book the main event of Wrestlemania around him".

Del Rio literally did every single dirty heel tactic in their Elimination Chamber fight. And Motherfucking Alberto Del Rio still managed to get face heat over Batista.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 12:15

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