WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

CapnAndy posted:

"If you're just tuning into Monday Night Raw, it's 8:05, YOU'RE LATE, rear end in a top hat"

I was late... :smith:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:31

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Battle Royal owns.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:13

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

gently caress that loving cobra.

Poor Zigglypuff.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:15

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Dat brogue kick. Goddamn. :stare:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:18

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Gonna mark out when Seth Rollins does a swanton bomb onto Little Johnny off a ladder, killing both of them

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:27

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I already hate Adam Rose

Concur.

Sheamus gonna get his rear end kicked by the Shield, isn't he?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:28

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Demonic children freak me smooth.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:58

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

This Raw seems like it is dragging...

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:17

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Solomonic posted:

I had to leave right as Paul Heyman was coming out because got a call saying that I JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE HOLY poo poo and missed everything up until coming back to a light-up Kane mask.

I'm afraid to ask if I missed anything

Awesome news!

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:21

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Roman Reigns posted:

Jinder looks bandaged

Jinder's been hindered! :ohdear:

Slater just gave the best "gently caress my life" look there.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:23

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Give slater all the belts

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:26

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Commissar Ken posted:

Does that guy use Double Down grease to groom his chops?

Anyone who eats a KFC Double Down deserves coronary artery disease.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:31

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Omally posted:

the double down is the most disgusting food i have ever eaten in my life and i lived in africa for a while

Seriously. I have eaten balut, and I wouldn't touch a double down.

Ugh. The best thing about Rusev is Lana's trash talk before his matches.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:33

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

The more I see del Rio, the more I miss Ricardo.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:57

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

I still like Big E. :smith:

I like Barrett, as well... but that cape has to go.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:10

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Power Windows posted:

God Save the News

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:11

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

jymbojones posted:

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

But I still like Barrett.

...

One of the more shameful admissions ever made in a GDT.

We will heal your broken opinions.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:29

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

pressedbunny posted:

The best and only possible use for this footage.

That made my Mother's Day. :allears:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:34

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

freud mayweather posted:

this shitbag is like russell brand, but without the tiny modicum of charm brand possesses.

Russell Brand has charm?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:39

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Dean looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster to stumble to the ring.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:44

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Chokes McGee posted:

Holy crap, I didn't know they were supposed to start the build tonight. Batista really screwed them, didn't he?

I was out of the loop for finals week; what did Batista do now?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:54

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Every single member of The Shield freaking RULES.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 04:01

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

kidcoelacanth posted:

Jesus, Wyatt hits like a tank.

With a Ferrari engine?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 04:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:31

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Words are inadequate to describe how much I hate Dave Batista.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 04:06

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