WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DeathChicken posted:

Whoa, that kid actually is doing the Deadly Premonition monster voice.

So what you're saying is that someone(Cena?) is getting a Francis York Morgan gimmick?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 00:50

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:50

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Solomonic posted:

"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania" is the new "I broke Wahoo's leg"

Paul Heyman needs a t-shirt

I'm not sure "I am the advocate of the man who ended the Undertaker's 21-0 undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRROCCCCKKKK LLEEEEESSSSSNNNNEERRRR!" would fit on a shirt.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 00:56

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Shima Honnou posted:

Zack gonna ~~win the belt and then~~get smashed it with a hammer on TV.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 00:59

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Slater eliminated someone! :woop:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:09

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Swagger Dagger posted:

Heath eliminated on the app

The darkest timeline.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:12

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dean: If all else fails, go for the spaz punches!

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:17

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I wonder if Sheamus will defend the title as often as Dean did.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:20

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I still can't tell if Adam Rose is supposed to be heel or face.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:27

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

So how are they going to continue this Kane feud after Bryan beat Kane decisively?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:30

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

Bryan and Brie mixing a little roleplay into their marriage already!?!

"Now Brie, I want you to yell I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS for me."

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:33

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

NienNunb posted:

Every supernatural angle to ever happen in WWE is objectively terrible. Please try to prove me wrong by stating your favorite lovely supernatural angle.

That time Edge was literally chokeslammed to hell.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:36

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Commissar Ken posted:

Did you know May 19th is a MONDAY this year?

They're making another See No Evil movie too aren't they?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:39

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Wait, I thought that May 19th wasn't even when they were feuding. It was when JBL kept bringing in tall guys to beat Rey Mysterio clean in Smackdown main events for a month because that's a good way to book your new World Champion.

I'm reminded of that one time Kane won money in the bank and did a run in to save Mysterio from Swagger, chased Swagger to the back, and then had his music play again and came out to cash in money in the bank.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:43

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

Maybe they're chanting "BO-ING."

When do Bo Dallas and Batista form the team of Bo-Tista?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:46

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The mood swing from Wyatts to Legends House is hilarious.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:52

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

So Bray is this way because girls were mean to him in High School?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:57

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Commissar Ken posted:

What about American Godzilla showing up and being beat to poo poo within like 30 seconds by Jap Godzilla all to the chagrin of a japanese fella in a lot of spandex? If so i've got a movie for you.

The final tag match with Godzilla and Mothra vs Monster X and Gigan was pretty kick rear end too.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:00

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The son of a tax man has my support.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:02

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

MrTpug posted:

Seriously...2 years ago...who would have thought Windham Rotundo would have had this talent in him???

IRS did something right when raising his kids...or something horribly wrong, I can't really tell.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I agree King, bring back the mini team.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:10

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Is Kane going to slash Bryan's tires?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:16

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

NutritiousSnack posted:

He fears Demon Kane will trick his wife into investing in bitcoins

That monster. :ohdear:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:18

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

WeeLC was one of my favorite matches of the year.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:19

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

This accent.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:20

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I love you Heath. :allears:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:21

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Heath Slater is a national treasure.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:23

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Kane has teleported Bryan to an empty arena!

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:25

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Edwardian posted:

Jinder's been hindered!

Slater just gave the best "gently caress my life" look there.

Don't worry about Jinder, he's the fun one. :geno:

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:26

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

rip Kofi.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:31

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Solomonic posted:

THE RAVISHING RUSSIAN RICK RUSEV

I'd prefer that gimmick over his current one.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:31

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Orgophlax posted:

So Rusev is gonna beat up all the black dudes, huh?

He's going to keep doing it until he kills the real Apollo Creed.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:32

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Rusev will feud with John Cena and Cena's first promo will have something like "What do Lana and the Sochi Olympic preparation have in common? They never finished" in it

I dunno, I'd be pretty okay with Cena burying Rusev.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:37

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dexo posted:

Russia is really racist

I can't wait for Darren Young to come back and beat Rusev!

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:38

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Ahahaha Jesus Steph.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:40

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

What are you talking about Cole, I'm pretty sure Bryan got more offense on Kane than Kane did on him.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:45

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

I hope Kane appears on the titantron saying,"BRYAN I HAVE YOUR WIFE!" and then realizes he actually got Nikki and dies of social embarrassment.

Would Cena run out to save him own girlfriend?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:46

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Thauros posted:

What did THE DEMON KANE� even do that caused Bryan and Brie to try to escape the arena to begin with?

It's actually not a title match, just that Bryan will be stripped if he refuses to compete.

He messed with the lights and mad some masks appear on the wall.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:47

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Suben posted:

Of course not. Now somebody else's girlfriend...

So Cena is gonna make out with Brie in front of Bryan by accident tonight?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:48

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The Demon Kane tries to kidnap Brie, only to be hit by Adam Rose's party bus on the parking lot.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:53

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:50

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

kidcoelacanth posted:

Well if anyone would know what to do in this situation...

# ¿ May 6, 2014 02:58

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