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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
You can do it, Dean! I believe in you!

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
There's this big patch of a weird colour on Goldust's upper body? What's going on there?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
How kind of Mark Henry to let Big Show chokeslam him. What a lovely man, letting him have that feel-good moment.

Hahahahaha, Dean got no time for Kofi's bullshit.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Hey, remember that time Ryback was a main eventer?

Are you sure you're not thinking of Batista?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
AVENGE OUR FALLEN CHAMPION, SHIELD

DESTROY THIS GHOSTLY IMITATOR

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Dean's gonna shank Triple H in the parking lot after Raw. He'll be disguised as the limo driver and leap through that little window into the back, fists a-swingin'.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Little Johnny's getting Triple Powerbombed through a table

If I see a crowd cheer wildly for The Shield beating up a possessed child, I will be very happy.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Steph telling Daniel Bryan that Kane is dangerous when he's angry, as if he doesn't know that. :allears:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
I hope they do the same thing as last week, where they cut back to a shot of that door with the mask on it a few times, then one time it's just Kane standing there in front of the door, with Daniel and Brie totally oblivious.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

ROB VAN DAM!

DUNNA DUNNA DO!

HE'S SO loving SLOW!

DUNNA DUNNA DO!

ROB VAN DAM

HE CAN'T loving GO

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Commissar Ken posted:

"It was a damp night. The sirens outside my office window a song played on the soul of the city. The clock on my desk reminding me that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR BROKE THE UNDERTAKERS STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!"


All inner monologue.

I wish we were watching Heyman Noir instead of this match. Instead of most matches, actually.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

oatgan posted:

as someone who was and still is super popular i find this bray wyatt fellow quite troubling

You're confusing infamy for popularity, Oatgan.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
OLE! :haw:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Were The Shield ghosts in that graphic? Has Triple H had them killed? :ohdear:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

DarkstarIV posted:

When is Adam Rose going to show up I need to party!! :dance:

I have some good news for you re: partying and time!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Did they drop Rusev's first name as well?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

sportsgenius86 posted:

Rusev will feud with John Cena and Cena's first promo will have something like "What do Lana and the Sochi Olympic preparation have in common? They never finished" in it

You are on fire.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

aesop jones posted:

HEY COCKSUCKERS WHAT HAVE I MISSED

The cowardly Sheamus defeated Dean Ambrose for the US title. Shield/Wyatts is the main event. Kane is doing some horror movie stalker stuff against Bryan and Brie.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
DANIEL WATCH OUT THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE BACKSEAT

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

aesop jones posted:

this all sounds like poo poo i'm-a go watch basketball

i don't even like basketball

Come back for the main event! Shield/Wyatts!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
If Kane were to burst through the ring again and drag Del Rio into the hole, would that be Hell freezing over?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Demoncane vs Sharknado is the lead-in to Smackdown this week.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
I so wanted Kane to be sitting where the engine should've been when Daniel popped open the hood.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MotU posted:

I was really hoping for a Kane GPS though :(

"These roads were built with tax money, Daniel. Every second you drive on them perpetuates a system based on the threat of state-sanctioned violence. You have already embraced the hate."

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

They're still scraping him up from behind the couch after what Ambrose did to him. Poor bastard.

The best part of that segment was Seth going "what're you doin'?" to Ambrose before he jumped over the couch and started punching.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Boogaloo Shrimp posted:

Man, why didn't they end the segment with Kane holding on via open sunroof while the car sped away? That would have been so much better.

And Wyatt clinging to the underside of the car.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CapnAndy posted:

They should do the videos except with Bryan and Kane playing each other's roles as a gag for the DVD

Kane is about to kill Bryan when Harold walks by.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Orgia Carnaval posted:

Wade Barrett should be killed horribly by Deadpool?

But he was just starting to warm up to the gimmick! :(

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
I like how most of BIG E's moveset is just hurling his body at his opponent as fast as possible.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Sigma posted:

Big E putting in higher quality work only as his title reign ends. :smith:

To be fair, I can't remember him fighting anyone but Del Rio for several months.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Bard Maddox posted:

Red elbow pad is dumb as hell.

YOU'RE DUMB AS HELL

I can't believe we're getting a remix of Mr. T's speech and Brodus' Mama's bridge club. This is surreal.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
If Swagger breaks the bunny's ankle and screams "THIS FOOT ISN'T SO LUCKY NOW, IS IT!? IS IT!? HUH!?" then this will be the greatest segment ever.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Over/under on "HE'S TWERKING! ZEB'S TWERKING!"?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
A WOLF AND HIS FLOCK OF SHEEP VERSUS A PACK OF HOUNDS, MAGGLE

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CapnAndy posted:

He didn't say the city name? Whafuck

He did when they came out for the promo earlier.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Edwardian posted:

Dean looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster to stumble to the ring.

Dean: A dumpster? I wish! This is just a Trash-Co. waste disposal unit!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Man, he kept the arms hooked all the way down on that Pedigree. :stare:

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
That was a Raw with much silliness and zero progression, but I had fun watching it and posting along with everybody.

I am so goddamn excited to see The Shield live in action next week. :neckbeard:

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