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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?

Hell yes, please!

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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

this one

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

Cartel comment aside, since it implies a level of organisation that doesn't exist, he might have a point about women looking down on prostitution because then that devalues their own sex giving.

market economics as applied to sex having

yeah, he is in one of those "you're not wrong, you're just an rear end in a top hat" situations

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

"devalues sex giving"

What the gently caress is wrong with you people.

Sex is just a fun thing to do with people you like. It's not really much more complicated than that. Just because somebody else somewhere is having sex doesn't make it any less fun.

Economics. What the gently caress.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
I want to join the pussy cartel

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

stratdax posted:

"devalues sex giving"

What the gently caress is wrong with you people.

Sex is just a fun thing to do with people you like. It's not really much more complicated than that. Just because somebody else somewhere is having sex doesn't make it any less fun.

Economics. What the gently caress.

Well, you are correct, but the majority of people in the world think incorrect thoughts so what that dude said is actually true for many, many people.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
the best part of reading PUA garbage is living in a completely different world from those jokers

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

if you use the mexican flag one do not give me the tag, ill join the maras instead

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Maoist Pussy posted:

Well, you are correct, but the majority of people in the world think incorrect thoughts so what that dude said is actually true for many, many people.

this. good christian morals dictate that non virgins are worthless sluts

e: and obv that influences culture. its all gay bull poo poo

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
Some say that fuckin's a sin

But tell me how can that be true

For fuckin has been in this world
Since the very first day there was two

Now if it wasn't legal then the lawyers they would sue
And the prisons would be full of folk who had a gently caress or two
And if they didn't like it then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none


General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'd like to join the pussy cartel, as long as there's no gay poo poo.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
to join the pussy cartel you gotta roll a dice. the number it lands on is the number of PUA/MRA profiles from okcupid/POF/etc you have to post in the thread and make fun of before you become a member.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?

Just like all the women in my life you're nothing more than a cocktease. Make it happen dammit!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

El Spider posted:

if you use the mexican flag one do not give me the tag, ill join the maras instead

whats ur prob w latin pussy

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

whats ur prob w latin pussy

im not mexican so it would be wrong for me to misrepresent myself if a nationality were associated with the pussy cartel

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lmfao I actually clicked the dudes post and they link to the adult virgin thread

Reading that thread I cannot believe this poo poo. I'm down for pussy cartel I forgot to reinstate my OUYA one
I like the one with the flag

frank.club fucked around with this message at 01:10 on May 7, 2014

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

pussy cartel tag please

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

El Spider posted:

im not mexican so it would be wrong for me to misrepresent myself if a nationality were associated with the pussy cartel
this is a very respectful approach to pussy imo

Dr. Bones
Nov 4, 2005

Private First Class in Blankman's Boot Camp of Goonery


gently caress yeah I wanna join the pussy cartel

blowin' up the cock carousel

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ok sign me up i guess

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

newreply.php posted:

btw is the quote in the op another jane came by incarnation or whats going on here do 2 ppl on the same forum have the exact same brain disease?
i think it's a different dude, jane came by actually does think men are owed sex

or jcb is actually trying subtlahaha

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?
y

i will take one, seņor

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i dont think i could live up to that tag

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

i would enslave farmers in the jungle for a pussy cartel

pussy cartel

pussy cartel

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

what im saying is i want the gangtag

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
I clicked all the buttons

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
a hundred goons grasp and plead for a gang tang because it says pussy

plz,

plz end their suffering







in righteous anger, smite them

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

a hundred goons grasp and plead for a gang tang because it says pussy

plz,

plz end their suffering







in righteous anger, smite them

hush, child

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

a hundred goons grasp and plead for a gang tang because it says pussy

plz,

plz end their suffering







in righteous anger, smite them

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3579076&userid=172327&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Ladies and gnetlemen: the motherfuckeingT-REX has spoken

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


shameful posting or not he has a good point

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

a hundred goons grasp and plead for a gang tang because it says pussy

plz,

plz end their suffering







in righteous anger, smite them

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

a hundred goons grasp and plead for a gang tang because it says pussy

plz,

plz end their suffering







in righteous anger, smite them
bich u make my pussy dry

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
Needs option for "didn't know it was almost mother's day until mother posted something demonizing 'hallmark holidays' on social media".

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
please read all 54 pages of my nite crew posts to get an accurate reading of my character ty


not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Black Beauty posted:

Im only twenty six, but I am seeing this scenario play out with so many of my classmates. The popular girls who got trains ran on them by the jocks and rebel kids, are now fat single moms. They are now dating and marrying men who they ridiculed in their prime years. The guys deserve so much better, but they have no self esteem and are desperate for any attention/validation. If you are a low status male in this country(fat,dark skined,short,ect) getting laid can be very difficult. All the confidence in the world means jack, if you have low social status.

Black Beauty posted:

It's the truth. Maybe you grew up shelterd. But freshman girls getting trains ran on them ny the popular guys in school is pretty common from what I can tell talking to other people.

:mrgw:

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
is goku apart of the pussy cartel because i dont want to fight him

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
really though, that nigga wraps his dick around his body as a tail until that old guy pulled his dick off

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
THE FREE MARKET STRIKES AGAIN, IMPRISONING MILLIONS IN THE FRIENDZONE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
whining by a combination of pointing out the obvious and the assumption that things have to be "fair"

should prostitution be illegal? probably not. is it going to make people like this happy if it was legal? probably not.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Feminition posted:

Black Beauty posted:

It's the truth. Maybe you grew up shelterd. But freshman girls getting trains ran on them ny the popular guys in school is pretty common from what I can tell talking to other people.
:mrgw:
one week in, all Black Beauty posts are in the virgins thread and how GoT needs more rape

did jane came by rereg

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