The Pussy Cartel

How are you celebrating Mother's Day?
	Buying her candles.
	Buying her lunch.
	Buying her flowers.
	Buying her chocolates.
	Buying her an appliance.
	Buying her a car.
	Buying her a labrador.
	Buying her a laboratory.
	Buying her a new husband.
	Buying her a new mother.
	Buying yourself a new mother.
	Buying her a manly thing.
	Buying her a womanly thing.
	Buying her an actually useful unisex thing.
	Buying her jewelry
	Buying her a starving African man to mine diamonds.
	Buying her an island.
	Buying her a kitchen island.
	Buying her a Blu-Ray set of Lost and/or Survivor.
	Buying her stuff for her love and/or affection.
	Buying her stuff so she'll stop nagging you.
	Buying her stuff so you can use it to guilt her in the future.
	Buying her stuff so she'll remember you're her child.
	Buying her stuff so you can place it on her grave.
	Buying her a Goku.

naem: May 29, 2011

It is me, I

I it is, who, is the sex man

# ? May 7, 2014 04:35

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Wet Bandits Copycat: Apr 18, 2004

I want to join the pussy cartel.

# ? May 7, 2014 04:36

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Feminition posted:

Maybe it's not "getting the train run on them", maybe it's more like "having fun sex with hot studly guys while they can".
I guess that requires thinking about women as regular people instead of inanimate objects though, something that's hard for Black Beauty and ZergFluid.

# ? May 7, 2014 04:43

ClearAirTurbulence: Apr 20, 2010; The earth has music for those who listen.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Actually, once you are over 30 women start to need your dick more than you need pussy.

Once you get to 40 you start getting annoyed with women for only wanting your dick. It's a really fun reversal, except for when your wife's friends make things awkward.

# ? May 7, 2014 04:48

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme: Mar 19, 2009; Gods don't make mistakes

Voted all but Goku. goku doesn't need my help

# ? May 7, 2014 04:49

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?

If I'm not too late I would like to join the cartel.

# ? May 7, 2014 04:54

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

what kinds of drugs does the pussy cartel run

# ? May 7, 2014 04:56

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
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Effectronica posted:

The war between the pussy cartel and los betas has killed yhousands

haha

# ? May 7, 2014 04:59

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

fits my needs posted:

what kinds of drugs does the pussy cartel run

Anything that can be smuggled in a pussy, ie not weed

# ? May 7, 2014 05:06

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?

Y/Y

I shall serve the pussy cartel well.

# ? May 7, 2014 06:05

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

Voted all but Goku. goku doesn't need my help

he actually does. he's making the spirit bomb to crush the enemies of the Pussy Cartel and he needs your help to do it

# ? May 7, 2014 06:07

Wang Flotilla: Oct 13, 2007; God damn these electric sex pants

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?

I've never wanted anything more in my life

# ? May 7, 2014 06:23

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Wang Flotilla posted:

I've never wanted anything more in my life

I think Wang Flotilla would be the opposing crew to the Pussy Cartel.

# ? May 7, 2014 06:28

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I too would also like a pussy cartel tag because I am loving loaded with sexual capital

# ? May 7, 2014 06:31

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

i'm a stupid bitch but first and foremost a member of the pussy cartel

# ? May 7, 2014 06:52

Troposphere: Jul 11, 2005; psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

please give me, and all ladythread people pussy cartel tags

# ? May 7, 2014 07:23

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

In a fight between the pussy cartel and the cum police, who would win?

# ? May 7, 2014 07:42

naem: May 29, 2011

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

In a fight between the pussy cartel and the cum police, who would win?

Everyone!!!!!!

# ? May 7, 2014 07:53

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I wanna be the muscle in the pussy cartel.

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whoflungpoop posted:

one week in, all Black Beauty posts are in the virgins thread and how GoT needs more rape

did jane came by rereg

Black Beauty posted:

How am I delusional? I have had plenty of sex and relationships in the past.

Sure you did.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 08:00 on May 7, 2014

# ? May 7, 2014 07:55

Kung Food: Dec 11, 2006; PORN WIZARD

The Pussy Cartel has the best secret hand-shake.

# ? May 7, 2014 08:02

Arcaeris: Mar 15, 2006; you feed the girls to other girls

if youre an MtF trans can you still be in the pussy cartel?

# ? May 7, 2014 08:33

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

depends on whether you are currently rocking a pussy

# ? May 7, 2014 08:47

fuck off Batman: Oct 14, 2013; Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Feminition posted:

This pussy cartel business sounds good, I wanna be the protection money racketist.

"Gimme the money, or no pussy for you!"

# ? May 7, 2014 09:09

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

CharlestonJew posted:

I think Wang Flotilla would be the opposing crew to the Pussy Cartel.

Yu Wang Clan, obviously

# ? May 7, 2014 09:42

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

lol, I hope you don't believe this, mister 28-year-old-loser-hoping-to-pick-up-chicks-at-college-bars

Pretty late, but nah I'm finding it happens most at work while going about your business.

The pussy cartel comes looking for you :tinfoil:

# ? May 7, 2014 15:17

CountButtula: Jan 5, 2014

Arcaeris posted:

if youre an MtF trans can you still be in the pussy cartel?

Only if you deceive men into sex and escape your rightful stoning

# ? May 7, 2014 15:21

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

Arcaeris posted:

if youre an MtF trans can you still be in the pussy cartel?

the cartel is an organization of spirit, my friend

# ? May 7, 2014 15:26

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Arcaeris posted:

if youre an MtF trans can you still be in the pussy cartel?

Get the gently caress out of here and take your ersatz pussy with you.

# ? May 7, 2014 15:34

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; <img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Flagrant Abuse posted:

the cartel is an organization of spirit, my friend

# ? May 7, 2014 15:36

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i'm a stupid bitch but first and foremost a member of the pussy cartel

i can't believe i missed out on the stupid bitch tag :negative:

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

you'll always be a stupid bitch to me~

aww thanks you stupid bitch :j:

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 15:57 on May 7, 2014

# ? May 7, 2014 15:45

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

Flagrant Abuse posted:

the cartel is an organization of spirit, my friend

the cartel is a very formal economic organization of puss purveyors, it'd be like south korea joining opec

whoflungpoop posted:

i can't believe i missed out on the stupid bitch tag

you'll always be a stupid bitch to me~

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 15:51 on May 7, 2014

# ? May 7, 2014 15:48

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Yu Wang Clan, obviously

# ? May 7, 2014 15:59

Wang Flotilla: Oct 13, 2007; God damn these electric sex pants

Feminition posted:

holy christ that's perfect

# ? May 7, 2014 17:00

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Feminition posted:

goddamn

# ? May 7, 2014 17:34

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

# ? May 7, 2014 17:35

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

ZergFluid posted:

You simply don't get it. Don't you see?

The social construct of a culture enforcing monogamous marriage was a system of quasi-sexual marxism. So long as philanderers were socially shunned, divorces were hard or near impossible to obtain, and government support was denied to single mothers and their children, this all led to as fair (as possible) divvying of the good of female sexuality among the male population. One of the causes of the feminist rebellion against this system was that women were denied their dual mating strategy of alpha fucks, beta bucks.

edit: typo

ZergFluid posted:

No. Government cock blocks many men by stepping up as a provider, by stepping up as a sort of surrogate husband to the masses of single women who got knocked up and can't provide for their children. Those women should be settling for some beta dweeb, instead they live off the government tit and are all the more free to engage in alpha fucks.

i did not bold anything myself

# ? May 8, 2014 00:35