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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Maoist Pussy posted:

Pussy Cartel should be for actual (born) female people. I will take a Yu Wang Clan tag, however.

As a high sexual market value (HSMV) individual i feel the cartel would welcome me in their fine organization

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't think you can participate in a pussy cartel if you don't have any product.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

I'm the ideas man

Wang Flotilla
Oct 13, 2007

God damn these electric sex pants

Maoist Pussy posted:

Pussy Cartel should be for actual (born) female people. I will take a Yu Wang Clan tag, however.

Yeah I definitely want a Yu Wang Clan tag too.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't think you can participate in a pussy cartel if you don't have any product.
even a cartel needs administrators, man

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't make the rules, you guys do what you want ok.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
be a strong black woman w/ a katana

bonus: fill ur crew w pretty white boys


e: oops this was meant for the zombie thread but somehow still applies to the pussy cartel imo

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 01:22 on May 8, 2014

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

whoflungpoop posted:

be a strong black woman w/ a katana

bonus: fill ur crew w pretty white boys

i can't be Oprah :rolleyes:

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Anyone can be in the Pussy Cartel so long as they are committed to preventing low rank males from having sex. Strong black women with katanas and pretty white boys encouraged.

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

i dont understand why people are trying to make qualifications and want the tag for increased jokemaking power and aesthetics

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i think we can all agree that everyone's allowed, except for those who aren't

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't think you can participate in a pussy cartel if you don't have any product.

hustle product. shuffle product.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
Yes I would like this tag tia.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Absolute Lithops posted:

Yes I would like this tag tia.

same

huhwhat
Apr 22, 2010

by sebmojo

Absolute Lithops posted:

Yes I would like this tag tia.

Gotta rub (some)one out if you want in.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Downtown Abey posted:

are forums gang tags still cool y/n

and if so, who wants one?

That's a pretty cool tag yes please

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Pussy Cartel should be for actual (born) female people. I will take a Yu Wang Clan tag, however.

Clicked on this thread because I wanted to talk about my latest Sephora haul and I assumed it was the new Ladies Chatting Thread. You Yu Wang Clan mofos are pathetic, you can't join the Pussy Cartel without a pussy. How are you supposed to price fix access to your pussy if you don't have one? is of thing a beauty so I see why all ya'll Betas are will to chop your dicks off to earn it but you've got no right, maybe you can join the Santorum Syndicate.

CharlestonJew posted:

If you wanna join the pussy cartel you gotta kill someone first. That's how my brother died.

Back in the day it was called the oval office Cartel & you had to gently caress a dude to death with your wicked snatch to join. Of course that was during the great Pussy Bubble of the 80s when you could get a new car out of a guy for giving him a footjob under the table at a restaurant. Those were good times. We lost a lot of solid bitches in '87 when some PUAs negged them into underselling the cartel & we had to shutdown pussy output for 5 years to show those assholes we weren't playing around.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Why can't the be for both all sexes? Why do we need a separate cock syndicate or something?
Why Jesus?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Same reason we don't want crackheads joining drug cartels?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

"Trixie Hardcore" posted:

How are you supposed to price fix access to your pussy if you don't have one?

Quit running your mouth and get back out on the street. You don't want to feel the back of my invisible hand bitch!

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
shaft squad's gonna put a hit out on the wimpy beta traitors itt

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
hook me up abey

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
abe the cartel understands the process of formal tagging is a difficult and expensive one, and so we're pleased to present you with a small pussy payment in advance for getting our tag.


*turns to cabal, passes pussy plate* w/e you can part with, keep it under a handy

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
*places alpha gently caress on plate*

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

*places alpha gently caress on plate*
see this is why the morale committee cancelled secret santa

Black Baby Goku.
Feb 5, 2014

by Lowtax
lets face it.. in the post societal collapse due to global warming.. my gun will get me all the pussy i need and women will continue to be objects to men who are biologically more powerful and willing to do what they want. cannot wait

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Spook House posted:

lets face it.. in the post societal collapse due to global warming.. my gun will get me all the pussy i need and women will continue to be objects to men who are biologically more powerful and willing to do what they want. cannot wait

you will die on your knees screaming to the attractive and desirable men in the cabal's employ and you loving know it

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i like how this thread is just people waiting with baited breath for gang tags to flood gbs



Helical Nightmares posted:

Quit running your mouth and get back out on the street. You don't want to feel the back of my invisible hand bitch!

:getout:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i like a girlt hat can really thrash poo poo if you know what i mean. interested pussy cartels pls contact we'll setup a pipeline

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Sexxual

Marrket

Vallue

my new online-only album for all my 'zoned friends out there

come explore with me the sexual monopoly

we will rise up and make speculation trades on pussy supply

corner the market with our demand of the average guy

free trade can't be denied

we are owed our share of hair pie

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

gnarlyhotep posted:

Sexxual

Marrket

Vallue

my new online-only album for all my 'zoned friends out there

come explore with me the sexual monopoly

we will rise up and make speculation trades on pussy supply

corner the market with our demand of the average guy

free trade can't be denied

we are owed our share of hair pie

your smooth verbal flow and aggressive style identify you as a HSVM individual, welcome
please punch a lesser male on your way in

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



mods lied people died

not an endorsement fucked around with this message at 03:54 on May 10, 2014

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Spook House posted:

lets face it.. in the post societal collapse due to global warming.. my gun will get me all the pussy i need and women will continue to be objects to men who are biologically more powerful and willing to do what they want. cannot wait

So your plan to finally lose your virginity is total societal collapse and finding an unarmed woman in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, yeah, that's probably your best bet.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
whats the pussy cartel? sounds pretty funny

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

Straker posted:

what is "validational" sex? cause if that means like, girls having sex not because they actually think a guy is hot and genuinely want to have hot sex with them but merely because they have low self-esteem and want to briefly be made to feel attractive by a guy who probably isn't really into them, honestly I think prostitution is probably more mentally healthy.

also yeah girls can get lovely one-off sex from dirty ugly assholes any time they want, but good sex is way easier for guys to get than girls, and research has shown that basically the main reason girls aren't into casual sex with randoms (aside from babies and STDs and feeling dirty) is because they can't be guaranteed to actually enjoy it. which makes sense, because why bother sharing your body, potential insecurity etc. with a stranger just so they can have a good time if you're likely not really going to have fun yourself? especially when they might not even want to do it more than once?

You sound like you have a pussy.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

huhwhat posted:

Gotta rub (some)one out if you want in.
Bitch I'm aready a lifelong member of the pussy cartel

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Absolute Lithops posted:

Bitch I'm aready a lifelong member of the pussy cartel

As a member of the secret gynocracy I'm also a life member of the cartel, but I wouldn't mind having the tag to prove it. :mrgw:

Also that E/N thread is pretty much the best right now.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
whats the pussy cartel guys

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
it sounds like an organization that coerces women into having sex for money. is this what the thread is about

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Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Cucking Mama posted:

whats the pussy cartel guys

A conspiracy by all of womankind to keep one dude in E/N from ever getting laid. They control the sexual marketplace, you want the pussy you gotta go through them. :henget:

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