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bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
Turns out chivalry is dead. "Buy her an appliance" only garnered 2.6%.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Cucking Mama posted:

it sounds like an organization that coerces women into having sex for money. is this what the thread is about

More like it coerces women out of giving sex away for free. It's a mutually beneficial system that assures quality pussy does not go undervalued. When you see a group of women going to the bathroom together at a restaurant we're actually in there setting the market value of pussy that day.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Kimmalah posted:

A conspiracy by all of womankind to keep one dude in E/N from ever getting laid. They control the sexual marketplace, you want the pussy you gotta go through them. :henget:

It's either rape or murder any guy that isn't quite as fat as you are.


A serious uphill battle for men.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Trixie Hardcore posted:

More like it coerces women out of giving sex away for free. It's a mutually beneficial system that assures quality pussy does not go undervalued. When you see a group of women going to the bathroom together at a restaurant we're actually in there setting the market value of pussy that day.

I'd like to invest in the futures market please. Where can I do that?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
why is this thread like a zillion pages anyway

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Cucking Mama posted:

why is this thread like a zillion pages anyway

It's mostly people begging for gang tags & mistaking it for the ladies chatting thread.

btw, why has nobody asked me about my Sephora haul yet? I feel like some of you bitches are frontin.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It's mostly people begging for gang tags & mistaking it for the ladies chatting thread.

btw, why has nobody asked me about my Sephora haul yet? I feel like some of you bitches are frontin.
:rolleyes: Fine. What did you get from Sephora?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
people go gaga for gangtags obviously

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It's mostly people begging for gang tags & mistaking it for the ladies chatting thread.

btw, why has nobody asked me about my Sephora haul yet? I feel like some of you bitches are frontin.

stuff it in ur sephora haul

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Absolute Lithops posted:

:rolleyes: Fine. What did you get from Sephora?

::squee!!:: Well, I got the Lashstash to Go with all the mini mascaras because I am so over my Dior mascara but didn't know what to try next & replaced some of my lipsticks & eyeliners. I totes wanted the new Urban Decay electric pigment palette but my husband was like "Trixie, don't you think I'm spending enough on makeup?" but fortunately my phone has an app on it that runs a crawl of up-to-the-minute pussy futures & pussy just happened to be up 12 points so I was able to get the UD palette & some Buxom lip glosses in exchange for a half-hearted blowjob in the mall parking lot.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
jesus christ trixie shut up

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
trixie i will peel you like a grape and make your skin into bags and sell them on etsy

Jingai Jigokumoto
Feb 8, 2013

by XyloJW
I didn't read any of this, but if there's a gang tag, can some human being mod give it to me?
thanks
- Jingay Jigjap(goku)

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Cucking Mama posted:

jesus christ trixie shut up

:(

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cunta Nostra.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Needs puppet strings and the Godfather Font

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

:vince:

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

More like it coerces women out of giving sex away for free. It's a mutually beneficial system that assures quality pussy does not go undervalued. When you see a group of women going to the bathroom together at a restaurant we're actually in there setting the market value of pussy that day.

I read that and immediately had to think of this fine pussy distributer

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

i'm sorry trixie. having a rough one

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

trixie i will peel you like a grape and make your skin into bags and sell them on etsy
the cartel always has such great shopping

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Is there any money to be made with pussy arbitrage?

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
joining the pussy cartel would make me the happiest ive ever been.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
pussury

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
The Proto-Cooch of the Elders of Zion.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Mining for cooch-coin

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

Not reading this stupid thread, but how long did it take for it to go full GBS1.0? Has anybody used the phrase "rape culture" or called the OP "creepy" yet?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
rape couture

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Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

ForeverSmug posted:

Not reading this stupid thread, but how long did it take for it to go full GBS1.0? Has anybody used the phrase "rape culture" or called the OP "creepy" yet?

the actual thread is the adult virgins e/n thread and it's pretty funny if you can handle terrible people with bad opinions

the zergfluid guy is somebody who only leaves their apartment to work as a security guard, meaning his life experiences range from staring at a screen at home to staring at a screen in a tiny utility closet at work. this qualifies him to pontificate on women's sexual market value because

also somebody asked him 'what's the youngest girl you would be sexually attracted to' and he responded with total panic, which tells you everything you need to know.

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 21:23 on May 9, 2014

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ForeverSmug posted:

Not reading this stupid thread, but faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


ForeverSmug posted:

Not reading this stupid thread, but how long did it take for it to go full GBS1.0? Has anybody used the phrase "rape culture" or called the OP "creepy" yet?

Nobody's said anything like that, we're making fun of some loser who thinks that women are conspiring against him to keep him a perma-virgin. :tinfoil:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lol women are whore who knew?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
zergfluid is jane came by, right?

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


whoflungpoop posted:

zergfluid is jane came by, right?

Most likely yes unless there's more than one dude who believes sex hoarding and the sexual marketplace are real things.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
yeah that would be one hell of a coincidence

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
PMS-13 have the best tats

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ForeverSmug posted:

Not reading this stupid thread, but how long did it take for it to go full GBS1.0? Has anybody used the phrase "rape culture" or called the OP "creepy" yet?

this is you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ__BwGd6II

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



got my first probie :toot:

also whos that nerd who thought this is a seriousthread

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Feminition posted:

got my first probie :toot:

probation for a game thread., man that's embarrassing

sorry to hear that

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Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



gnarlyhotep posted:

probation for a game thread., man that's embarrassing

sorry to hear that

posted in gbs first idek who moved it to that nerdforum i am v angry

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