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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Shelf Adventure posted:

I think the asterisk denotes her doing the action rather than saying something. E.g.

"God, why the gently caress does she keep saying le?"
*punches computer

Yeah, basically. It's denoting narration. I guess we're not expected to glean her mood from her exaggerated expression.

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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Desperado Bones posted:

I was greeted on my Tumblr dash with this:



UGH. I still hate her "le" bullshit.
Looks like her boobs are actively attempting to escape.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Haile turtle.
It's almost endearing as some sort of failed performance art. I think she managed to get run off DeviantArt after realising everyone was laughing at her.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

kinmik posted:

Looks like her boobs are actively attempting to escape.

Well, gently caress, could you possibly blame them?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Frostwerks posted:

Well, gently caress, could you possibly blame them?

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

kinmik posted:

Looks like her boobs are actively attempting to escape.

I hope they never make it out. I don't want to le see them.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Frostwerks posted:

I know these places all tend to look pretty similar, but this in GA?

Nope, a Fred Meyer in Washington. They're owned by Kroger though who owns like half the grocery stores in America though, so maybe whatever brand they run down there has similar branding.

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Looks like Connor's coat from Assassin's Creed 3.



And the red and black color scheme is a dye you can buy in the game.

I dunno, maybe. I don't really video games much anymore, so I don't think I would have recognized it either way. Honestly I thought he was a furry in a penguin outfit at first glance.

Train Girl
Oct 11, 2008

Before I died, I told me many things...
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/hXZuHsM.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/98Qw7FM.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/VwUFAd7.jpg:nws:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

No way I'm clicking a nws link in these threads. What's it?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Christ I hope that's fake blood.

:stonk:

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Frostwerks posted:

No way I'm clicking a nws link in these threads. What's it?

Gross goth, gross goth, gross... I don't even know what.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Dick Burglar posted:

Gross goth, gross goth, gross... I don't even know what.

I think the last one is trying to be bondage porn. Emphasis on the trying.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

This guy missed the memo that it's okay to have magazine cutouts taped to your bedroom wall when you're 12. Not when you're 30.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
I didn't read these magazines when I was a teen because this is what we had.

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Mineaiki
Nov 20, 2013

Part of Everything posted:

I didn't read these magazines when I was a teen because this is what we had.



Woah, he looks dorky as poo poo in this picture.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Found this incredibly awkward book yesterday.



Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Anyone want some Pixyteri?







Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Nirvikalpa posted:

Anyone want some Pixyteri?



Wash your hair, jesus.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Palisader posted:

Wash your hair, jesus.

Don't, you'll make her start crying again, like that time her mom told her to shower and get rid of her stink

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

WebDog posted:

Haile turtle.
It's almost endearing as some sort of failed performance art. I think she managed to get run off DeviantArt after realising everyone was laughing at her.



So close, and yet—

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

I've seen some "resting bitch face" in my time, but never have I seen "resting I just ripped a huge satisfying fart and nobody noticed but me face". I know she's probably going for the whole Mona Lisa "I've got a secret" smile poo poo, but seriously.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Wedding

tight aspirations has a new favorite as of 15:24 on May 7, 2014

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

You can't post that without mentioning this one:
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Courtesy-Pee

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I'm Brian Fellows!

Babunar
Sep 15, 2009

Postal Parcel posted:

You can't post that without mentioning this one:
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Courtesy-Pee

I don't think the person writing this is doing so to try and help people...

Sunshine89
Nov 22, 2009

Serge Gainsbourg?

drunk
Jan 26, 2010

Bad Dr Who cosplay can put a stop to any wedding:

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I think you mean "grey alien badly cosplaying as Dr. Who."

Those eyes, man.

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013


Nickelback and Kiss are the Chevy Cavaliers of rock n' roll.

brotato
May 14, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B6QTtxaKJg

Internet Trainwreck, Venus Desu, shows us how to open a box of snacks.

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

brotato posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B6QTtxaKJg

Internet Trainwreck, Venus Desu, shows us how to open a box of snacks.

What the hell is wrong with her cheeks? I hope she's got an epipen somewhere in that godawful dress.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

Sunshine89 posted:

Serge Gainsbourg?

It's from The Graduate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahFARm2j38c

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Dick Burglar posted:

I think you mean "grey alien badly cosplaying as Dr. Who."

Those eyes, man.

You shouldn't talk about Benedict Cumberbatch like that.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Nirvikalpa posted:

Anyone want some Pixyteri?









Aren't there photoshops of her that make her look decent, or did I misread that from the last thread?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Pixyteri's face always looks like an angry, elderly witch. She should think about smiling (and washing, and wearing clothes that fit, and not doing those idiotic "I'm poopin'" poses).

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


AlbieQuirky posted:

Pixyteri's face always looks like an angry, elderly witch. She should think about smiling (and washing, and wearing clothes that fit, and not doing those idiotic "I'm poopin'" poses).

She should smile like a normal person, not that :nyoron: thing she does with her lips. Which a girl I know from the Uni always does when she takes her pictures. Oddly enough, she doesn't have bad teeth.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
There is a photoshop of her on Encyclopedia Dramatica that makes her look like Gruntilda the Witch from Banjo & Kazooie. I'd grab it but the website is down at the moment.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

schizo penguin posted:

Bad Dr Who cosplay can put a stop to any wedding:


"Boldly but smoothly raise your hand and say, "I object." "

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