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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




This is actually not too bad - however, "lisa needs braces" being first throws me way off and it reads wrong.

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lowly abject turd
Mar 23, 2009

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

Here are a few gems from a couple of Toronto area shops. It really bums me out when I see these rear end in a top hat scratchers taking on large pieces that will be impossible to cover up.





i'm in toronto and my friends are idiots so in the interest of public safety please link

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010

A skull with bat wings will always be gnarly, no matter what.

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

lowly abject turd posted:

i'm in toronto and my friends are idiots so in the interest of public safety please link
The 1st three are from a shop called "905 Ink" which is definitely in the suburbs somewhere heres the link: https://www.905ink.ca
The last 2 are from a place in Mississauga called "Pleasure and Pain": https://www.pleasureandpainink.ca
For content here are a couple from a shop called "Dawn of Evel" (yes that is a fedora tattoo):


Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

The 1st three are from a shop called "905 Ink" which is definitely in the suburbs somewhere heres the link: https://www.905ink.ca
The last 2 are from a place in Mississauga called "Pleasure and Pain": https://www.pleasureandpainink.ca
For content here are a couple from a shop called "Dawn of Evel" (yes that is a fedora tattoo):




Brampton has a few terrible shops, they tend to do well here because it's a crappy suburb full of the sort of people who love poorly done cheap tattoos.

Pretty much the only shop I trust in this city is Art Addictions.

http://artaddictions.ca/

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

At this moment, I am euphoric in Jesus

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
These guys are pretty smart it seems. I looked at their gallery which is full of lovely tattoos, but when you enlarge the pics theres a weird grey filter that obscures the larger image. I dont want to poo poo up the thread w/ bad pics but everyone please look. Heres one more from "905 Ink":

coseymo
Mar 11, 2008
I recently came across a flyer of a shopping outlet/ entertainment center on the border which is mostly known for cheap manicures, cheap meals... and apparently, cheap tattoos from a shop named "Tattoo Koma". While some are not as bad as I hoped expected, I'm speechless about these:






this is my favourite - the upper part translates to "never again", no idea what "fe-ex" means

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

coseymo posted:

this is my favourite - the upper part translates to "never again", no idea what "fe-ex" means


This woman (I think) appears to have no torso. It's just an rear end and then shoulders. :psyduck:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



coseymo posted:

this is my favourite - the upper part translates to "never again", no idea what "fe-ex" means


I thought it was so wrong that it resembled a nude by the artist Botero, and hey what do you know.



http://www.escapeintolife.com/art-reviews/fernando-botero-museum-of-fine-arts-st-petersburg-florida/

No clue what the text is about.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

M'lord.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB




Well, for a Metalocalypse tattoo it could be worse...





Unrelated but some may consider this one tasteless. If you're a show watcher don't click the link. If you're a book reader: idiot thinks that's the end.

http://i.imgur.com/AHFSLvE.jpg

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

JoelJoel posted:


Unrelated but some may consider this one tasteless. If you're a show watcher don't click the link. If you're a book reader: idiot thinks that's the end.

http://i.imgur.com/AHFSLvE.jpg

More likely it is a reference to this book/movie: LINK

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
This one reminds me of the last time I did mushrooms

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!

Ishamael posted:

More likely it is a reference to this book/movie: LINK

Even then, it's still a pretty boring/tacky tattoo. At least get the cover as a tattoo, seriously.

spoilers:
John still doesn't die at the end

Dave does

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Ishamael posted:

More likely it is a reference to this book/movie: LINK

Fair enough, though it doesn't seem to resemble any art related the book or movie as far as I can tell.


Before I get too far off the topic, please tell me someone as emulated this beauty already:



If not, one of you goons better got on it.

Pobody's Nerfect
This Mess Is A Place

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

coseymo
Mar 11, 2008

Snowy posted:

I thought it was so wrong that it resembled a nude by the artist Botero, and hey what do you know.



http://www.escapeintolife.com/art-reviews/fernando-botero-museum-of-fine-arts-st-petersburg-florida/

No clue what the text is about.

I'm seriously impressed. :golfclap:

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

Snowy posted:

I thought it was so wrong that it resembled a nude by the artist Botero, and hey what do you know.



http://www.escapeintolife.com/art-reviews/fernando-botero-museum-of-fine-arts-st-petersburg-florida/

No clue what the text is about.

Well now I feel silly.

I think the painting looks ridiculous too though. :colbert:

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

There's a new tattoo shop in my town http://instagram.com/atmospheretattoos

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Well, at least the tattoo quality has improved, ignoring the actual content.

like the confederate flag, for example

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That's a nice tattoo if you were trying to get a tattoo of Chumlee from pawn stars dressed up as Dimebag Darrell for Halloween but at the same time melting.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

That is a terrible thing to get tattooed but the gently caress up at the end of the quote is some seriously fantastic schadenfreude.

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

rodbeard posted:

That's a nice tattoo if you were trying to get a tattoo of Chumlee from pawn stars dressed up as Dimebag Darrell for Halloween but at the same time melting.

And having a stroke.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I saw this lady on the train today. All I could think is why get this tattoo? It just seems so pointless :geno:

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Maybe it's a cumshot tattoo?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

cyberia posted:

I saw this lady on the train today. All I could think is why get this tattoo? It just seems so pointless :geno:



I know someone with a similar tattoo, which leads down to an intricate spiral thing.

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

cyberia posted:

I saw this lady on the train today. All I could think is why get this tattoo? It just seems so pointless :geno:



What do you mean? It actually makes 5 very solid points.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
It looks like a 90s rat tail haircut in the thumbnail, and that's what I assume it looks like from far away as well.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




On the plus side, no spelling mistakes, and a clear readable font, so that's good I guess.

confused
Oct 3, 2003

It's just business.

biosterous posted:

On the plus side, no spelling mistakes, and a clear readable font, so that's good I guess.

Not to mention the fact that it comes in handy when you tell someone to drop dead and really want to add extra emphasis.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

confused posted:

Not to mention the fact that it comes in handy when you tell someone to drop dead and really want to add extra emphasis.

And he can rearrange them to spell "Dead Drop", which may be useful, perhaps...

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Some finger origami will let me spell "d-d-drop" so maybe he is a DJ or something

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Istari posted:

I know someone with a similar tattoo, which leads down to an intricate spiral thing.

Let me guess, she's from Carcosa?

Harriet Carker
Jun 2, 2009

I'm so sorry for the completely horrible low-light cell phone snap, but I surreptitiously took this in a bar the other day. It's a barcode on the back of a dude's neck, and up close it's horrible blurred together and mostly looks like a blob.

bottybot
Feb 28, 2013
All from that parlour under a comic book store in Watford somewhere





Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

What the hell am I looking at ? Is that a foot ?

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier

Spider-Man had too many jelly donuts.

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Sneaksie Taffer
Sep 21, 2009

Istari posted:

What the hell am I looking at ? Is that a foot ?

Back of the guy's hand, it looks like.

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