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It's shopped, for the record.  The "Baker Casket Company" along the side is at the wrong angle and doesn't get larger closer to the camera
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trapped mouse posted:Idiots on Social Media: DON'T POST TUMBLR gently caress you dad you're not the boss of me 
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Lottery of Babylon posted:gently caress you dad you're not the boss of me You might be looking for the shit_that_didn't_happen.txt thread.
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May 10, 2014 18:11
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YellerBill posted:It's shopped, for the record. It's probably based off of this:  Which is a photoshop of this:  Which I have seen a few times but it's mostly just sad, not funny.
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Count Uvula posted:
Looks like it is, the text doesn't line up at all.
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Saint Drogo posted:Youtube comments are a lazy source, but drat. quote:i like in the first few seconds how she says "great nice to meet you its good to be here" you havent gone anywere luv your in your loving front room lmao
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Lottery of Babylon posted:gently caress you dad you're not the boss of me I love how these poo poo that didn't happen stories always have someone throwing out 5 lines of dialogue during an event that couldn't have lasted more than a couple of seconds.
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People take Eurovision seriously?
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Michael Sam just got drafted. Incoming material.
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TinTower posted:
I would like to punch each and every one of these people.
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Celery Face posted:People take Eurovision seriously? Yes.  I don't get it myself, but a lot of folks my age care about it for whatever reason. My facebook wall had a couple of "gently caress yeah, she won" posts, and another couple negative ones, one of which was literally "throw trannies off of a cliff". Thanks Eurovision, you helped me get rid of a couple of assholes.
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TinTower posted:Twitter never fails to disappoint. Anyway, I just fished this off my facebook feed:  I imagine that neither of those statements are true.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:OK, Suey Park is an idiot, but I feel compelled to point out that the offending tweet was posted after the episode it goes with was taped...but before the episode itself had aired. That is a joke that REALLY needs context - when read just by itself with absolutely no idea what it is referencing, it can come off as a bit shocking. The real problem is that someone at Colbert Report had an itchy trigger finger. Ah, I see. I always thought it was After Episode/context->Tweet Context really is important... wait DON'T OPPRESS ME CIS-WHITE SHITLORD
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Figured as much there'd be transphobic asshats responding to Conchita Wurst's win. I thought her song was awesome. Also, Michael Sam idiocy courtesy of this person who should probably follow his Twitter bio: 
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Haha, Tim Tebow is trending because people with no understand of context are angry that Micahel Sam is being celebrated and Tebow was mocked. There are a shitload of Christian football players; Tebow was mocked for being a dumb spectacle about it (and being insanely overrated coming out of college).
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Zeether posted:Figured as much there'd be transphobic asshats responding to Conchita Wurst's win. I thought her song was awesome. I suppose you could turn off the television. Why is that not an option?
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Lottery of Babylon posted:gently caress you dad you're not the boss of me It got deleted but didn't someone write in and literally post the story of Leonard/Gomer Pyle with the jelly donut? I feel like I saw a screencap of that.
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Zeether posted:Figured as much there'd be transphobic asshats responding to Conchita Wurst's win. I thought her song was awesome. Moral values from the bible... Like love thy neighbor, or judge not lest ye be judged?
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RFC2324 posted:Moral values from the bible... Like love thy neighbor, or judge not lest ye be judged? The bible says a lot of things. Shove her!
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RFC2324 posted:Moral values from the bible... Like love thy neighbor, or judge not lest ye be judged? Don't be an idiot. Everybody knows those are not the important ones. The only real rule handed out in the entirety of the Bible is that dudes shouldn't gently caress other dudes.
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Now I'm just a simple American who doesn't know much about European song contests, but didn't a bunch of monsters win one year? Who cares if a lady with a beard won?
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Serperoth posted:Yes. I'd heard she was a drag queen though?
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Celery Face posted:People take Eurovision seriously? Pick anything. There will be a group of people, somewhere, that takes it so seriously it's bordering on a mental illness. No, I take that back, there are people somewhere that take it so seriously it is a mental illness. Doesn't matter what it is. Which is, of course, why YouTube comments are kind of cheating. Hell even YouTube videos are kind of cheating. Whenever somebody loses some sort of talent competition there's always the pages and pages of "oh noes my life is ruined!!!" insanity.
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FROOOOOOOOG posted:I'd heard she was a drag queen though? A lot of idiots aren't aware that GSM people don't all fall under the umbrella of "gay." And the epithet they're using is applied to, and unfortunately used by, drag queens a lot.
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Austrian mook posted:what is "facebook jail"? I'm guessing it's some kind of site restriction, like it blocks you from doing anything meaningful on the site for a while. That or it's a way to punish those with an interest in the paranormal. 
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Remember Space Jam? You know, the movie where Michael Jordan teams up with the Looney Tunes to fight aliens in a
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Remember Space Jam? You know, the movie where Michael Jordan teams up with the Looney Tunes to fight aliens in a That's a joke account, hth
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He's got a point. I remember from my own Bible-based upbringing the words of Our Lord:quote:Rub ye not your ding-dongs together, for this is a false brotherhood. Chew thee not the root, nor have thy knob slobbered upon by thy brother, for this is also icky. Partaketh thee not in butt stuff, but rather herald the kingdom of God with compound fractures and traumatic brain injuries and take the Word wherever you goeth, ads you taketh thy nine into the nightclub. You loving heathens.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Now I'm just a simple American who doesn't know much about European song contests, but didn't a bunch of monsters win one year? Who cares if a lady with a beard won?
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FROOOOOOOOG posted:I'd heard she was a drag queen though? Yeah, from what a minute on Wikipedia tells me, he's a cis dude, he uses female pronouns when in character, which I presume isn't very uncommon in drag stuff. Then again, the kind of person who'd unironically write "throw trannies off a cliff" probably isn't too familiar with that sort of thing. On the bright side, two less idiots on my facebook. Serperoth has a new favorite as of 11:11 on May 11, 2014 |
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  A new, previously undiscovered language? nope, just south wales.
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Kajeesus posted:That's a joke account, hth I don't know what's a joke or not when it comes to Tumblr anymore.
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TinTower posted:Twitter never fails to disappoint. I'm so glad social media didn't exist back in 1998 when Dana International won. 
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Now I'm just a simple American who doesn't know much about European song contests, but didn't a bunch of monsters win one year? Who cares if a lady with a beard won? Yeah that was Lordi and it was hella awesome. When I went on my Facebook today I had a few people get mad at the bearded lady, it felt really good to remove assholes and never needing to speak to them again.
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