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CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
I was gonna draft a pitcher here, but I was surprised this guy was still on the board and hey, you only need 1 good pitcher, right? The Los Angeles Dodgers select youthful Jason Heyward, RF and his decent projections.

Picture will come later when I actually have time. Rangers are up.

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tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Didn't someone already take him?

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:

tatankatonk posted:

Didn't someone already take him?

He wasn't in the Draft sheet (already selected) tab, but maybe someone forgot to mark it?

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Alrighty, well the Texas Rangers will select 1b/C Victor Martinez

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Zythrst posted:

Alrighty, well the Texas Rangers will select 1b/C Victor Martinez

Nice pick, he was on my radar. The guy I wanted here, however, is still available. So!


The Arizona Diamondbacks select Matt Wieters, C.



KC is up.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The Kansas City Royals select Russell Martin, C.

PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jun 4, 2014

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Let's keep the catcher train rolling.

San Diego takes Jonathan Lucroy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l51bQMLuRLE

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 06:51 on May 20, 2014

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Houston Astros take *draws name from the envelope* Jered Weaver??? *the crowd boos in disgust*

tatankatonk fucked around with this message at 23:12 on May 19, 2014

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Try again

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Funny story, I was sure he hadn't been picked because I searched for the document for "Jered Weaver" and found nothing. But he was there! Just under "Jared Weaver". Anyway the Astros hoot and holler and welcome Hill, Aaron, 2B

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
The new market inefficiency is PED users and so Oakland selects Nelson Cruz, OF

Cincinnati is up.

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

The Cincinnati Reds select Yoenis Cespedes, LF

Pick now atlanta

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



The Atlanta Braves Select Josh Hamilton



The Washington Nationals are up.

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
The Washington Nationals select The Chosen Dunn who will... uh... exist in the outfield.

Pittsburgh is on the clock.

Zodiac5000 fucked around with this message at 16:37 on May 20, 2014

DoctaFun
Dec 12, 2005

Dammit Francis!
EDIT: Oops, wrong thread!

DoctaFun fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 20, 2014

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



To close Round 4 and Open Round 5, the Colorado Rockies select:

LF Alex Gordon



RF Hunter Pence



That should solve my OF defense!

Pander fucked around with this message at 21:15 on May 20, 2014

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
For round 4 the Pirates take:



Carlos Ruiz

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
And following clarification, the Pirates also select:



Matt Moore

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
JAKE PEAVY TIME!!!! The Nationals are feelin' good.

Atlanta's up!

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



The Atlanta Braves select
Jarrod Saltalamacchia

The reds are up.

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

My cabal has suggested we, The Reds, select Carlos Beltran

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

My Cabal says you should put your pick in the doc as well when you make it :colbert:

The Minnesota Twins select Covelli "Coco" Crisp, CF

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






Houston's time is up, so San Diego goes ahead and selects LHP Alex Wood



Kansas City is on the clock.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 17:04 on May 21, 2014

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Woops I was asleep. Houston takes Yordano Ventura

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Arizona selects Jose Iglesias, SS

So hey, Jose, about those BIOGENESIS rumors?



Oh, no biggie. Injuries are off and there is no drug testing (I checked the OP)!

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
The The Texas Rangers select Julio Teheran, SP

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 21, 2014

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
The Los Angeles Dodgers select Jaime Garcia, SP, and pray that OOTP looks good on the numbers he's put up in the past (walk numbers aren't encouraging, but I need another pitcher, dammit).

The Oakland A's are up.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The Kansas City Royals select C.C. Sabathia, P.

PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jun 4, 2014

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
Oakland selects Clay Buchholz, SP

The Angels are on the clock

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
I need a bat so the Angels take 1B Eric Hosmer

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Toronto selects:



Pedro Alvarez, 3B.

Chicago is on the clock.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago takes catcher Jason Castro

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
Philadelphia jumps aboard the magical healing express and selects



Josh Johnson.

Seattle is on the clock.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle thanks the injury gods that they don't exist this season and select Derek Holland, SP.

Yanks on the clock.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I'm drafting Yovani Gallardo for the STL CARDS

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
The Yankees, in a rush, take Jurickson Profar.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
The Miami Marlins select SP Mike Minor. I have no idea what picture to use for Mike Minor.

Detroit is on the clock.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe


With the 22nd pick of the 5th round and the 142nd pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Brian Dozier, 2B.



After Detroit media questioned him pointedly on MEOW CITY's complete lack of starting pitchers this deep into the draft, Sexual Lorax commented: "We'll pick up four or five infielders like Nick Punto later on and convert them to pitchers. If it worked for the Brewers, it'll work for us."

The Miracle Mets are on the clock.


Edit: Overall pick number.

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Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
Hey y'all i'm phone postin, anyway the Mets will take SP Patrick Corbin and his magically healed UCL.





Somebody please update the doc for me, tia.

Laderhan fucked around with this message at 03:04 on May 23, 2014

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
The San Francisco Giants select Adeiny Hechavarria, SS

JosefStalinator fucked around with this message at 00:37 on May 23, 2014

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