WWE Raw has those heavy hands again for 5/12

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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
	For our sins
	Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
	To go live and become a farm upstate
	Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
	HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat

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DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I never get tired of Roman's Wuxia Kick

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:57

Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

I'm a Dean Ambrose girl.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Fiveace Attorney posted:

The shield owns but god this show and program is very boring otherwise

I watched maybe 15 minutes out of this 3 hours (including the end) and I'm pretty sure I didn't miss a thing.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Blasmeister posted:

Not that I don't like The Shield killing everyone ever, it doesn't give me much reason to think Evolution have even the slightest chance against them in the rematch

i actually kind of like how in over their heads Evolution is but they need to do something to make the next match special

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

When a heel needs to be punched in the face... Slater will be there.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Writer Cath posted:

Did Ambrose mime smoking a cigarette before performing his finisher?

Looked more like "take it on the chin"

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

S.H.I.E.L.D. vs JOBBERS INC.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Angular Landbury posted:

I'm a Dean Ambrose girl.

I too am a Titty Mistress

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Get in line buddy

Here's my mousepad motherufcker!!

# ? May 13, 2014 04:04

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Writer Cath posted:

Did Ambrose mime smoking a cigarette before performing his finisher?

No he's like "LOOK AT MY CRAZY FACE"

# ? May 13, 2014 04:05

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Pretty okay ending, not the worst Raw. I hope Bryan gets through his surgery fine and dandy.

Yeah if Daniel Bryan is okay after surgery and can wrestle at Payback then I think things will get better.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:05

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

kdrudy posted:

I like that Randy just kind of seems to have a look like "I've made a huge mistake signing back up with these guys"

"Um, guys, I can't help but notice I'm getting the poo poo kicked out of me every week. I don't remember this happening last time. Are we doing it wrong?"

# ? May 13, 2014 04:05

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Bard Maddox posted:

Here's my mousepad motherufcker!!

# ? May 13, 2014 04:05

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Reings and Rollins are excellent but man once they decide to push Ambrose I am alllll over that

# ? May 13, 2014 04:05

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

So when the Shield are inducted into the Hall of Fame, is their acceptance speech gonna be a triple powerbomb to Ryback?

# ? May 13, 2014 04:05

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

The overrun was a replay of something that literally just happened? I think they messed up the timing.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:06

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Codependent Poster posted:

So when the Shield are inducted into the Hall of Fame, is their acceptance speech gonna be a triple powerbomb to Ryback?

Nah, that's just the induction.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:06

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Fiveace Attorney posted:

Reings and Rollins are excellent but man once they decide to push Ambrose I am alllll over that

He's gonna be such a great heel, it's going to be fantastic.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Codependent Poster posted:

So when the Shield are inducted into the Hall of Fame, is their acceptance speech gonna be a triple powerbomb to Ryback?

We can only hope so.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Codependent Poster posted:

So when the Shield are inducted into the Hall of Fame, is their acceptance speech gonna be a triple powerbomb to Ryback?

Or performing their finishers on 17 time world champion, Heath Slater.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

Or performing their finishers on 17 time world champion, Heath Slater.

I hope all you motherfuckers have The Network on, because now they're murdering Heath.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:07

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Slater getting killed again on the post-show

# ? May 13, 2014 04:07

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

oh god RIP Heath Slater

# ? May 13, 2014 04:07

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Don't hurt Slater

# ? May 13, 2014 04:08

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Bard Maddox posted:

Here's my mousepad motherufcker!!

Put this in the discussion thread OP.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:08

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Your Friend posted:

Please hurt Slater

# ? May 13, 2014 04:08

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

Stop mispronouncing cavalry, everyone

# ? May 13, 2014 04:08

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Carver Crisis posted:

oh god RIP Heath Slater

But I like him

# ? May 13, 2014 04:09

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope all you motherfuckers have The Network on, because now they're murdering Heath.

Dang it

# ? May 13, 2014 04:09

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

HHH's tripup promo so good. He sells it like he got punched in the throat mid-sentence.

EDIT: Ambrose doesn't like Evolution, or the Wyatts, or Sheamus, they're all so stupid!

Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 04:20 on May 13, 2014

# ? May 13, 2014 04:09

Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

Jimmy Hart looks dejected. I wonder if he misses his home dimension.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:23

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

He's sad that the woman who sports his symbol lost by a lovely botch.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:25

mkay0: Nov 7, 2003; I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Angular Landbury posted:

I'm a Dean Ambrose girl.

Aren't we all?

# ? May 13, 2014 04:28

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Sheamus v. Cesaro tomorrow on Main Event.

# ? May 13, 2014 04:29

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Jetfire posted:

Stop mispronouncing cavalry, everyone

Here comes the hill where Jesus was crucified!

# ? May 13, 2014 05:07

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:57

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

mkay0 posted:

Aren't we all?

Yes. Even the men.

# ? May 13, 2014 12:26

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