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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
For our sins
Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
To go live and become a farm upstate
Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat
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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Hopefully I don't regret watching Raw live this week

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Maybe Sandow impressed with how well he's been doing with the weirdo jobs they've been giving him and they're handing off that weird thing Miz was doing that didn't go anywhere where he bumrushed the booth to whine. Sandow will do it way better anyway.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Which line from "The Dark Knight" will the Wyatt/Cena feud incorporate tonight?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Cena guttin a grappy gromo


And we're getting a smackdown rematch tonight: Usos+Cena vs. Wyatts

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

ZDar Fan posted:

Which line from "The Dark Knight" will the Wyatt/Cena feud incorporate tonight?

How about a magic trick? I will make Bray's heat disappear...

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

THE DEMON KANE

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Did John teach the Uso's how to cut a Cena Promo? That was kind of horrible but also kind of fun.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Cena's promo was great.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


It's ol' Steph McKnockers herself. What i'm saying is her hands are heavy.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This sure is a long, dumb promo that we're almost certainly going to see again in full on RAW

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
If only they could dub in better acting

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

John Cena will help out his buddy Daniel Bryan tonight on Raw.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Got a Sheamus "Fella" t-shirt from James for Mothers Day.

It's gonna be a good Raw.

Also, NCIS: LA makes me long for the halcyon days of Gibbs headslaps and DiNozzo smarm.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jimmy Hart, man of the people.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Cena will make out with Brie. When Bryan gets offended, Cena will almost beat him and his neck brace up, but stop because Cena is the good guy.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Push Sandow and Yoshi Tatsu

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Sigma posted:

Push Sandow and Yoshi Tatsu

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
So, The Shield. They're cool.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



A+ banter on NCIS:LA tonight

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Man, NCIS is bad

bartok
May 10, 2006



The last three minutes of NCIS LA is my favorite show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope the Shield beat up members of Evolution tonight :)

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Is Daniel Bryan gonna be okay, PSP? :ohdear:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

A+ banter on NCIS:LA tonight

A SOLID A+

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Ambrose sold that brogue kick like death in a ragdoll.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Striking Yak posted:

Is Daniel Bryan gonna be okay, PSP? :ohdear:

No, because nobody can have more heat than THE DEMON KANE.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Is it true Bryan was so scared of Kane he pissed himself than slipped in his piss and that is how he hurt his neck?

MapleCarnage
Dec 30, 2010
I'm going to giggle every time I see the spooky Orton skeleton on the new Evolution shirt.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
So a feud built on neck trauma ends in neck trauma?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Will Daniel Bryan continue to be stalked by the mandemon he soundly defeated two weeks ago?

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Dean's arms...:stare:

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



MapleCarnage posted:

I'm going to giggle every time I see the spooky Orton skeleton on the new Evolution shirt.
Skelorton is incredible

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
They're all handsome and scary and mad :ohdear:

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

We're all very upset with Jerry.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Is it true Bryan was so scared of Kane he pissed himself than slipped in his piss and that is how he hurt his neck?

No, this is an entirely inaccurate recounting of events!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Losing a belt, that's hard times. Evolution standing tall, that's hard times.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Dean is the best

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Ambrose with the Mic. Always a good start.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dean: We got the crap kicked out of us.... but it's cool :smug:

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Uh oh, Dean Ambrose is laughing off a major defeat rather than getting really depressed about it. Time to hate him just like Cena.

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