WWE Raw has those heavy hands again for 5/12

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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
	For our sins
	Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
	To go live and become a farm upstate
	Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
	HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat

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Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

They need to get rid of the first part of this song and just start it at Hey!

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:22

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

That was the best RVD match since he came back.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:17

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Peter Bazooka posted:

Michael Cole is the worst.

fixed

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:23

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Alica Fox is way better than she ever gets credit for.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:27

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Paige with the Rock ending of hitting one move and winning.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:31

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I want Cole to try and go get the hat only to be scissor kicked into oblivion.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:32

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Writer Cath posted:

The Shield keep beating the poo poo out of Evolution and running off. Alicia runs in afterwards to beat the poo poo out of Batista some more.

She steals Batista's hat next.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:35

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I don't care that Bryan ran away after killing the DEMON KANE with a car only to see him rise again. It's refreshing to see a champion not pull a John Cena and actually act like they are in danger or threatened in any way.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:38

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

All of the smark babies who cheered for Daniel Bryan are turning on him because they don't like him fighting Kane, this is why we can't have nice things.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:44

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Why must the CM Punks and Daniel Bryan's fall apart so easy while the Alberto Del Rio's go on forever.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:46

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

If this angle ends with Bryan having to vacate I really don't expect them to every take a chance on someone ever again, Cena will just trade the belt with Orton until they both die in the ring. Then Vince will cancel WWE.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:55

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Burt Buckle posted:

They let a diva have personality for 5 minutes and then she gets fired, Daniel Bryan shatters his spine.

Next they are going to say Bray Wyatt signed a contract with TNA.

"I'm afraid I've got some Bad News!" falls of podium and vacates title to ADR.

ADR and Sheamus then feud for two years over unifying the two midcard belts.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:59

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Roman Reigns posted:

...Does no one here have the WWE App?

We wanted it but just couldn't figure out how to download it.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 02:01

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I like the part of the Ryback match where he yells "stupid".

# ¿ May 13, 2014 02:51

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Bard Maddox posted:

Daniel Bryan fell.

Down an elevator shaft.

Onto some bullets.

alternatively

# ¿ May 13, 2014 03:05

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I'm a terrible patriot I was chanting "We want Putin!"

# ¿ May 13, 2014 03:25

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Sweeney Tom posted:

Remember when Sandow had a great match with Cena, lost MITB clean, and then everybody thought he'd go places

But you see he wasn't buried, no no on the contrary by losing clean to a one armed man after a massive prematch beatdown he clearly came out looking like a million bucks aka just wait and see.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 03:50

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Everyone in evolution looks like a bunch of dads on a midlife crisis, The Shield are clearly the young gang of guys they have to beat up and impress.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 03:57

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:22

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I like The SHIELD because they hurt people.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 04:02

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