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Yeah... you know what time it is. Slow Draft time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooH80diDEXk We'll do a snake draft with twelve people. Draft order will be random and chosen once we have the twelve candidates. People have 24 hours to draft, otherwise they'll get the highest ranked player as per FantasyPros. CLICK HERE FOR THE DRAFT SHEET Easier to read version: https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/board/1245 Rules Standard ESPN Scoring w/ PPR Option 1QB/2RB/2WR/1TE/FLX/PK/DST You have two voting options in the poll above. First, decide PPR scoring (if any). Then, we'll decide if we go for half a draft (8 rounds) or IRON MAN it through all 16. IF YOU WANNA SLOW DRAFT YOU GOTTA SLOW JAM 1. Beer4TheBeerGod - Fantasy Funkball 2. Spoeank - The Best Manziel I Can Be 3. coronaball - Back at Jadeveon 4. anime gently caress pillow - So Much Carr to Give 5. Azhais - The Strangers 6. Tiptoes - Mr. Roto's Wild Ride 7. 89 - Easy Like Cameron Jordan 8. jabro - RAIN IS A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE POINTS MY TEAM WILL DROP ON YOU!!!!!!! 9. Suave Fedora - Helu, Is It Me You're Looking For? 10. Zypher - The Mock Turtle 11. timp - Cam Newt Feel The Love Tonight 12. LmaoTheKid - Nice and Slow Here's my team: Fantasy Funkball! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=555Qkry4t0o Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jun 1, 2014 |
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LmaoTheKid - Hingle McCringleberry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV9VuPkIIv4 EDIT: PPR Matt Zerella fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 13, 2014 |
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PPR, Iron Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw K-Ci & JoJo - All My Life All my drafted, waited select you And I thank god, that I, I finally picked you. Edit: a team name is important I guess... Gordon's Botanical Service Spoeank fucked around with this message at 04:17 on May 13, 2014 |
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What's your team name?
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# ? May 13, 2014 04:14 |
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRU2qs82DAg I think this song perfectly represents my relationship with fantasy football. E: The Mock Turtle Zypher fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 13, 2014 |
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I have so many good jams to post Maybe we should post our picks an a jam to go along with it as we go?
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# ? May 13, 2014 04:27 |
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Having done research on the internet I've discovered that a "slow jam" is code for "lovely music". Ergo I'm going for this which is close enough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEIol3cgF4 PPR, Iron Man Team: The Strangers
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# ? May 13, 2014 04:41 |
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I love overthinking about fantasy football months in advance and this was fun to do last year. I'm totally down for this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w6m-nhUcos PPR, Iron Man Team Name: Mr. Roto's Wild Ride
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# ? May 13, 2014 05:26 |
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These names are terrible and have nothing to do with the slow jams selected. I blame society.
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# ? May 13, 2014 05:31 |
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Changed to keep with Beer's slow jam theme. I'm a team player. Team name: RAIN IS A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE POINTS MY TEAM WILL DROP ON YOU!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7flrKMGfwjw jabro fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 13, 2014 |
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Give me tomorrow to come up with a slow jam based name.
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# ? May 13, 2014 05:33 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:These names are terrible and have nothing to do with the slow jams selected. I blame society. Maybe some of us don't listen to slow jams. Maybe some of us had to google best slow jams of the 90s & then maybe some of us picked the song their 6th grade girlfriend was obsessed with and then went with a weed joke.
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# ? May 13, 2014 05:36 |
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Spoeank posted:Maybe some of us don't listen to slow jams. Maybe some of us had to google best slow jams of the 90s & then maybe some of us picked the song their 6th grade girlfriend was obsessed with and then went with a weed joke. And maybe some of us knew even less than that and still managed to figure something out. HTFU Spoeank, I expect better from our returning pros.
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# ? May 13, 2014 05:42 |
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Maybe the guy who chose the poo poo post thread tag shouldn't be acting all high and mighty!
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# ? May 13, 2014 05:43 |
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Zypher posted:Maybe the guy who chose the poo poo post thread tag shouldn't be acting all high and mighty! It's an accurate representation of the product of this draft.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:These names are terrible and have nothing to do with the slow jams selected. I blame society. I'll have you know my name is based on the movie Dark City which features Jennifer Connelly singing Sway.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:These names are terrible and have nothing to do with the slow jams selected. I blame society.
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I changed my original post to better reflect the slow jams theme. Sorry for the confusion on my part! Full disclosure: The team name is invalid using Yahoo's naming rules for max characters allowed.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:And maybe some of us knew even less than that and still managed to figure something out. HTFU Spoeank, I expect better from our returning pros. Oh it's on. I officially change my team name to The Best Manziel I Can Be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXbsMjgMLM
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I'll participate. Team Name: Back at Jadeveon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKe3I6YpY_I 0 or 0.5 PPR, definitely not 1 coronaball fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 13, 2014 |
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I've been missing this love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVF_H21yg9E Team Name: So Much Carr to Give .5 PPR, Iron Man
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# ? May 13, 2014 14:29 |
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Hahah, found it. Team namechange to: "Nice and Slow" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ut--BZw3M
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You know a Goon league winner is nothing short of prescient when both his fantasy avatar and team name were in compliance LAST SEASON, I loving give you: Suave Fedora - Helu, Is It Me You're Looking For? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RxK4N1wfE
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# ? May 13, 2014 16:22 |
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Let me get some of that oh so sweet and oh so slow draft action baby girl timp - Cam Newt Feel The Love Tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1hcc1QvM2Q It Is Where We Are. EDIT: I'm benching the Disney version for the Elton John version. It's more slow jammy and doesn't have quite as many Lions running around. timp fucked around with this message at 16:53 on May 13, 2014 |
# ? May 13, 2014 16:40 |
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We need one more. Only 7 of you fucks have voted in the incredibly easy to read and see poll.
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# ? May 14, 2014 00:13 |
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Phone posting / don't care either way.
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# ? May 14, 2014 00:18 |
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89 - Easy Like Cameron Jordan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6kj9XE88z0
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LET'S DO THIS! 15 Rounds, 0.5 PPR Draft Order Beer4TheBeerGod - Fantasy Funkball Spoeank - The Best Manziel I Can Be coronaball - Back at Jadeveon anime gently caress pillow - So Much Carr to Give Azhais - The Strangers Tiptoes - Mr. Roto's Wild Ride 89 - Easy Like Cameron Jordan jabro - RAIN IS A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE POINTS MY TEAM WILL DROP ON YOU!!!!!!! Suave Fedora - Helu, Is It Me You're Looking For? Zypher - The Mock Turtle timp - Cam Newt Feel The Love Tonight LmaoTheKid - Nice and Slow
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# ? May 14, 2014 02:18 |
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Spoeank is on the clock.
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1.1 - Jamaal Charles There's three top tier RBs. LeSean McCoy, Jamaal Charles, and Adrian Peterson. Of those three I think Jamaal Charles has the best chance to repeat. He is incredibly efficient, average more points per possession than anyone else with over 200 touches.
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1.2 - Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings - I waffled between Peterson & McCoy but I think the addition of Teddy Bridgewater and the development of Cordarelle Patterson will open up the offense. The D can't ignore the passing game anymore so ADP will face fewer stacked boxes (or more lightly stacked boxes). The addition to Sproles in Philly gives me pause, but not enough to draft McCoy after third overall. I'll take Purple Jesus. coronaball, you're up
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1.3 LeSean McCoy I see each of the big three as having the following drawbacks: Peterson: increasing age and has a lot of miles on him, and a rookie QB or Matt Cassell leading the offense Charles: Chiefs lost both starting guards and a tackle in FA McCoy: addition of Sproles might hurt in PPR I think McCoy's drawback is the least potentially harmful of the three, so I'm happy to take him now as I would've taken him #1 overall. Either Charles or Peterson or both could have better years, but McCoy feels the safest to me which is what you want from such a high pick.
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# ? May 14, 2014 06:01 |
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1.4 - Matt Forte, RB, Bears Outside of the top three, this year I see a choice between Calvin Johnson and Matt Forte. I think this could well be the year to take Calvin in the first and take RBs later as it seems like the RB pool is fairly deep this year and you could get away with it, but I've come to trust Forte, especially in 0.5 PPR. He's not going to stop being used like hell in Chicago and doesn't really rely on his QB for steady production.
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# ? May 14, 2014 06:16 |
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1.5 - Eddie Lacy Sort of a 3 way tie for me here between Calvin, Marshawn, and Lacy, so I'll be the guy with the homer pick.
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1.6 Calvin Johnson This is an easy choice. Good old reliable Calvin or some rear end in a top hat RB I'll wind up hating at the end of the year. Even with the additions to Detroit's offense, Calvin will still be a target monster. And maybe there's improved QB play this year. Calvin will be Calvin regardless. I don't trust the other RBs here to guarantee elite numbers but this is basically a lock. Now I'm curious what the RB situation will look like in round 2 and 3.
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1.7 Marshawn Lynch This was toss up for me. But, honestly at this point, Lynch is the last elite RB on the board. Gotta run with him.
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# ? May 14, 2014 07:44 |
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1.8 Demaryius Thomas First thought is to take a RB here but I'm not a fan of the next ones coming up to take one this high in the draft. The ones that will be available in the third round have a marginal drop-off than one I can take now. But the WR I'd be taking at the end of the 3rd would be a significant drop from Thomas.
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# ? May 14, 2014 08:16 |
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1.9 Jimmy Graham I like having a position where I don't have to worry about the guy performing like a fantasy quadriplegic from time to time. Also can't believe it is only May and im already printing out draft sheets. I know Graham is fighting his position designation (for da monies) but I honestly don't know if that's necessarily going to make him a TE/WR hybrid or not. If yes, great and I win the universe, but if not that's ok to because there's no other TE I'd rather slow-jam with than GRAHAM THE MAN. V chubby chaser Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 15, 2014 |
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1.10 Peyton Manning Omaha
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Standard ESPN scoring is 4 point passing TDs, correct?
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