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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

We are multicultural:

This week we found a sweet ebony girl walking her sexy rear end out of the local grocery store. She was walking to her boyfriends house. We had to stop and at least talk to her, but she was startled and was quick to call the cops on us. We had to calm her down and offer her some money just to hang up. Then when we had her attention we got her to think we were some college kids doing a fraternity thing and asked her if she wouldn't mind kissing my boy donkey for rush week. She was going to say no, but his wanker accent was enough to draw her in and when he showed her his dick she completely forgot she even had a boyfriend to begin with. That my boy. This is a great update if you are down with the swirl or if you like your chocolate dark. Check it out boy!!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at May 13, 2014 around 17:55

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013


Nice. Got a link?

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


im the eunuch driving the bang bus

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

We have a great homeless outreach:

Yo this week we did something good.. or dirt baggish however you may want to to think, but we decided we wanted to help the community by helping the homeless women. We found this white girl who had been homeless for a month or so down in the dirtiest part of the city. I know you probably wouldn't bat an eye for this one, but we are soldiers and we told her if she got in the bus we would help her fix her life and her problems. Turns out she had run off on her boyfriend who was trying to pimp her out and she needed money to go back home to her family. Well OK what happened next you can call us dirt bags, i don't care, but we got her to take her dirty hobo clothes and what we saw under neath those clothes was banging!! we hand to gently caress this girl. so we offered her some money to suck my boys dick and gently caress. We even told we would give her help to get her ids and junk, and that's what we didn't do when we dumped her rear end in front of some buildings no where near any social security buildings in another part of town. lol ENJOY!!!

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012


you can afford to pay the girls bangbus, you have the subscribers so why drive off?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

jalopybrown posted:

you can afford to pay the girls bangbus, you have the subscribers so why drive off?

Tax evasion

Acquire Currency!
Jan 15, 2011

S.O.C.H.I.: Call of Dogeyat


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We have a great homeless outreach:

Yo this week we did something good.. or dirt baggish however you may want to to think, but we decided we wanted to help the community by helping the homeless women. We found this white girl who had been homeless for a month or so down in the dirtiest part of the city. I know you probably wouldn't bat an eye for this one, but we are soldiers and we told her if she got in the bus we would help her fix her life and her problems. Turns out she had run off on her boyfriend who was trying to pimp her out and she needed money to go back home to her family. Well OK what happened next you can call us dirt bags, i don't care, but we got her to take her dirty hobo clothes and what we saw under neath those clothes was banging!! we hand to gently caress this girl. so we offered her some money to suck my boys dick and gently caress. We even told we would give her help to get her ids and junk, and that's what we didn't do when we dumped her rear end in front of some buildings no where near any social security buildings in another part of town. lol ENJOY!!!

bangbus'd

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Aatrek was disappointed when the Bang bus didn't stop at a kindergarten

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


i dont think bangbus is real as well as casting coach???????? i cant fap to this

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


that homeless girl was the half brother your dad never told you about

Jeffrey
Dec 22, 2005
wildly retarded



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXNOgWYQ96U

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

HE IS GLISTEN


Psh the cool thing to do in porn now is surreptitiously impregnate a girl. I think the majority of porn viewers have some damned issues.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


pathetic little tramp posted:

Psh the cool thing to do in porn now is surreptitiously impregnate a girl. I think the majority of porn viewers have some damned issues.

im into this new thing where they have professional sex ladies do it with Average Guys on the Street. the ladies act as though it was a good experience, but then later they talk to the camera about how disappointing it was and say things like "drat that dude probably aint in a committed relationship, no wonder he just climbs into any ol van that got some titties in it"

Disco Infiva
Oct 14, 2013


King of Internet posted:

Aatrek was disappointed when the Bang bus didn't stop at a kindergarten

Bang Schoolbus.

Rhonyn Peacemaker
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Disco Infiva posted:

Bang Schoolbus.

HR Approved.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

HE IS GLISTEN


paranoid randroid posted:

im into this new thing where they have professional sex ladies do it with Average Guys on the Street. the ladies act as though it was a good experience, but then later they talk to the camera about how disappointing it was and say things like "drat that dude probably aint in a committed relationship, no wonder he just climbs into any ol van that got some titties in it"

i would legit watch this

The Cuck Bus! We use sexy ladies to get you onto the bus, then they laugh at you while loving huge black dudes.

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


Bang Shortbus

Rhonyn Peacemaker
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!



Depends on the disability. You wouldn't want some chick screaming all through the video. Unless you are marketing it in japan or something.

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkq4ipN-FTU

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007
OXYGEN
THIEF


pathetic little tramp posted:

i would legit watch this

The Cuck Bus! We use sexy ladies to get you onto the bus, then they laugh at you while loving huge black dudes.

i'd watch this too

Rhonyn Peacemaker
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!



This was pretty funny. But the best part was the end.

"Hey guys, wanna get in the bus? We got grape soda and fritos in here"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


the dang bus: its actually just full of texans that want to talk about college football

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


Bang Back-Of-The-Bus

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



I bet your mom is glad you didn't miss the bus today.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011


Has anyone made a porno parody of Bang Bus yet? I think porn should start getting meta.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


gonna make gonzo post-porn where the sex is quick and regrettable and most of the run time is devoted to the actors trying to avoid eye contact while looking for their shoes the next morning

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


hot stacked milf cucks hubby, has panic attack int he grocery store the next day b/c shes sabotaging her marriage just like her mom always said she would

Sega Saturn
Jan 13, 2009


pathetic little tramp posted:

i would legit watch this

The Cuck Bus! We use sexy ladies to get you onto the bus, then they laugh at you while loving huge black dudes.

uh if yr gonna go for that at least call it the cuck truck

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

I ain't got time to bleed.

paranoid randroid posted:

im into this new thing where they have professional sex ladies do it with Average Guys on the Street.

Any guy who saw Boogie Nights might give that offer a re-consideration.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


a bitch-made nerd gets a slice. it fails to transform his life and he realizes his priorities have been way out of whack.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


just go for it- if you're on GBS you have no other options, amirite?

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!


only bang bus you'll be riding is one with a broken exhaust son

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



I was on a bus once!

Black Beauty
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW


I remember how devastated I was when I found out this site was fake and that they were couples and not Sanchezes cousins/friends visiting from out of town.

Skeleton King
Feb 19, 2011

I'll take another

King of Internet posted:

Aatrek was disappointed when the Bang bus didn't stop at a kindergarten

bangbus? aatrek just calls that a 'schoolbus'

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

Stole? Made up? What's the Difference?

oh geeze I hope you brought exact change

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

HE IS GLISTEN


Sega Saturn posted:

uh if yr gonna go for that at least call it the cuck truck

fuuuuuck. i used to be so witty too

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


Bang Import/Export Bus

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CF__2zB5hs

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First Bass
Feb 27, 2014


paranoid randroid posted:

gonna make gonzo post-porn where the sex is quick and regrettable and most of the run time is devoted to the actors trying to avoid eye contact while looking for their shoes the next morning

would

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