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swickles posted:Sorry, that honor is going to Timmons since the Steelers play the Browns to open the season. There is a chance its Troy or Worlids too. Preseason, yo. My wish list: - Not the laughingstock of the league - Winning record - Win at Lambeau - Playoff berth - Playoff win - Super Bowl win - Caraun Reid plays better than Ego Ferguson/Will Sutton - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix becomes less than the A.J. Hawk of safeties - Teddy Bridgewater disappoints - Joy and happiness
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Preseason, yo. Yeah, like Suh or anyone of relevance is actually going to exert themselves on their 15 pre-season snaps.
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May 14, 2014 04:41
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swickles posted:Yeah, like Suh or anyone of relevance is actually going to exert themselves on their 15 pre-season snaps. Suh never stops. He's like a nurse shark. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d8216d1d0/Suh-flagged-for-slamming-a-helmet-less-Dalton
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When I think of players who'd lay the wood in the preseason Suh's the first name that comes to mind. ('Cause "camp body wearing number 47" isn't a name.)
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Bengals: Win the division Win at least 1 playoff game Sweep the loving Steelers 49ers: Win the division Win at least 1 playoff game Sweep the loving Seahawks I'm a simple man.
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Things I'd like to see from the Giants -Eli brings down his turnovers. For all the blame we can lay on other reasons, Eli still played like poo poo last year and the excuses only go so far. He's always been a pick machine so to hope for under 12 or so is unrealistic, but between 12-16 would be his average and we can win with that average. Also, hope that he is and stays healthy. -Just a general overall more efficient offense. It felt like Eli was always going 10+ yards or more, either by design or because we refused to pick up chunk yardage and were stuck in 3rd and longs constantly. I'd like a more streamlined system, I'd like to see more high percentage plays, just a bit more dink n dunk. -O line get's it's poo poo together. Beatty had a great 2012 then fell apart last year. We need 2012 beatty. -JPP comes back healthy and returns to form -DaMonster picks up where Tuck left off -Make Philly & Dallas fans sad at least once each. Things I'd like to see around the league -Dalton steps up his game and becomes a franchise QB. (I just have a weird love for him) AJ McCarron gets caught in a drug scandal and never plays football again -Mike Sam at least makes it into a depth/backup role -JFF able to pull off his crazy poo poo at an NFL level -The goddamn Patriots miss the playoffs or be at least a wildcard for once. Same with the Packers. Go Lions/Bears/Vikings -Rivers doesn't get a ring -schaub does -Cowboys go 8-8, after starting 8-0 before Romo goes down and Weeden comes in to tank them -The Cards win the NFC west and the Rams are a wildcard - gently caress -More hilarious Aldon Smith tomfoolery. More Sherman bullshit. More Walrus. -Hernandez gets put away for life without parole Febreeze fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Dec 31, 2014 |
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KettleWL posted:Bengals: That is an excellent answer and I would also like to sweep the Steelers.
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I hope febreeze gets gangrene on both hands
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:I hope febreeze gets gangrene on both hands Says the guy who uses an avatar he personally commissioned from me and gave me the Ringless Rivers idea in the first place
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Febreeze posted:Says the guy who uses an avatar he personally commissioned from me and gave me the Ringless Rivers idea in the first place yes edit: it's more for hoping that the Raiders win the superbowl
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I agree with Febreeze. I would only add two things to that list: 1) No shotgun draws. I don't care if its the best shotgun draw situation ever. NO SHOTGUN DRAWS. 2) the Philadelphia eagles continue to not win the superbowl
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I'd like to see the following things from the Eagles this year, the completion of all of them would make me extremely happy: Foles establishes beyond a shadow of doubt that he's our franchise QB: I'm honestly terrified that he's going to regress hard and our team will be back at horrible, depressing square one. I expect him to regress some, but I'd like him to prove he can play at a high level for a full season. It'd make me so very, very happy. Darren Sproles keeps doing typical Sproles things: This is pretty much going to absolutely happen, but for years he's been my favorite player in the NFL (over Shady, believe it or not), and now he's on my team. I just want him to light people the gently caress up. I'm so so so excited about this. One of our rookie WRs establishes themselves as a reliable WR for the future: I don't actually care if Huff or Matthews are terrible, I just want one of them to play well so Foles isn't screwed and we continue to be a multifaceted offense. We get further in the playoffs: This is going to be the tricky one because it honestly requires the other 3, but it'd be awesome if we could at least make it to the NFCCG.
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Undefeated season, SB win, positive four digit point differential, turn Aaron Rodgers' knees into dust, free tickets for me. Yay Bears 
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:1. Sweep the loving Raiders. I'd like to add "Ryan Mathews doesn't regress to 2012 form."
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1) Reduce the Seahawks to a fine paste. Anything else is negotiable.
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troofs posted:I agree with Febreeze. I would only add two things to that list: Kevin Gilbride is gone and he can't hurt us anymore. I pretty much agree with Febreeze as well, but I'll add that I'd like to see Adrien Robinson do some damage this year. We've been told he's a freak athletically speaking, I'd like to see him actually produce something in football terms. And yes, make Eagles and Cowboys fans sad.
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Rogue Elephant posted:I pretty much agree with Febreeze as well, but I'll add that I'd like to see Adrien Robinson do some damage this year. We've been told he's a freak athletically speaking, I'd like to see him actually produce something in football terms. Oh yeah, great point. There's nobody else at TE so it would be great to see him take the opportunity to make a name for himself.
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Andre Johnson doesn't retire or demand a trade
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ace8989 posted:I'd like to add "Ryan Mathews doesn't regress to 2012 form." Yeah but we have Donald Brown to mitigate that now
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Yeah but we have Donald Brown to mitigate that now Is... is this ironic? I honestly can't tell.
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Grozz Nuy posted:Is... is this ironic? I honestly can't tell. Last year we had Ronnie Brown.
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Cutler keeps playing like he's Jake Cutler. Stafford keeps playing like he's Matt Stafford. Bridgewater gets Gabberted into a mindset that constantly see's pressure even when it isn't there. Rodgers stays healthy. 49ers play better than they have each of the last 2 years and meet the Packers in the playoffs. Regardless of the result, the buildup and the game will be fantastic to watch.
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Hoyer is either awesome or immediately loses the job to Manziel, who is awesome. 16-0...no wait, 19-0. 
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Abugadu posted:Packers: keep more than 75% of the starters off IR. Keep it realistic and just hope to win the super bowl instead. Speaking of: Win the super bowl. Other things are fun (The Bears still Suck, Conte is a sleeper agent sent to destroy the once proud Bears defense etc) but super bowl or bust.
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Saints Split Carolina, Sweep Atlanta and TB. Beat SF in the dome one more time. First round bye, or at least two playoff wins.
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I want Lovie and crew to make the Bucs a winning franchise but I just want them to look like a consistently competent team, I don't care about the record for next year Mike Evans to be good without jff Doug Martin to play all 16 games Giraffe neck to improve from last year, even if it's on the bench. Have at least two picks not be busts
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i really hope my dad stops hitting my little brother when the packers are losing. And i really dream of the day i can wake up and go to work without smoking weed first
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oh this is about football. I hope the raiders get 7 wins and 3 in the division
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Febreeze posted:-Dalton steps up his game and becomes a franchise QB. (I just have a weird love for him) AJ McCarron gets caught in a drug scandal and never plays football again 
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I'm not a Rams fan, but I would just like Michael Sam to not be really bad and, at the very least, not get released. It would legitimately make me sad for lovely people to feel justified in not wanting a gay dude playing in the NFL.
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Browns: 7-9. Manziel stays healthy. Gordon decides he's no longer a fan of drugs that are against the NFL policy. We don't get rid of Pettine. Bills: 0-16. 
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wheez the roux posted:I respected you. I thought we were bros. smdh Your tean WON and at the expensive of Peyton Broncos no less. Let me have this.
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Sweep Oakland. Another game like we had against them in Oakland would be aces. Nobody gets hurt in the shellacking the NFC west is going to give us. Let Alex Smith walk away and never return to KC again. Fire John Dorsey.
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Ravens win superbowl. Browns go 2-14, sweeping the Steelers. Steelers go 0-16. Ben's motorcycle finishes the job.
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Pittsburgh Steelers - Take the AFC North after two disappointing seasons. - Defensive draft class pans out, Steelers get younger on defense with a fear inducing front 7. - Jarvis Jones comes alive in his second year. - Bell/Ben/Brown stay healthy. - Munchak coaches the O-Line to be a strength, keep Ben upright and let Dri Archer execute some fun plays. e: Tomlin stays off the loving field.
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Gotta see improvement from tannehill Want to see our receivers healthy from a series of lovely acl injuries Like to see signs of potential from our offensive line draft picks Moreno and miller combine for 2250+ yards from scrimmage would be nice
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Things I would like the Eagles to do 1. A Playoff Win Philly's last playoff win came all the way back in 2008 when we were 8-7-1 and somehow made the NFC Championship Game and lost to the Cardinals because Larry Fitzgerald is really good. Since then we've made the playoffs a bunch but haven't won a game. It'd be nice to actually go somewhere for once. 1.a. A First-Round Bye The Eagles haven't had a bye in the playoffs since they went to the Super Bowl back in 2004. That was 10 years ago. The bye is awesome and it's great feeling really confident about your team. So I'd like that. Plus, a bye implies you won your division. And winning the NFC East is important. 1.b. Make the Super Bowl If we actually manage to win a playoff game then making the Super Bowl would be even better. 1.c. Win the Super Bowl It could happen...maybe  2. Nick Foles Continues to Dominate A lot of people are really skeptical about Foles going forward. His INT rate was extremely low and a lot of his numbers, while very good, seem to imply regression. If he manages to play 2014 like he did 2013 he might actually start to be considered an elite QB. 3. LeSean McCoy Stays Healthy With Bryce Brown gone, Shady is more important than ever to the Eagles offense. True, we now have Sproles but I'm going to be really worried if McCoy misses any time. 4. Howie Roseman's Insane "Cut Our Best Receiver" Plan Works Out I still cannot understand why we cut DJax. If the Eagles go on to match our passing production from last year and/or Jackson is terrible in Washington that will vindicate Howie's decision. 5. Our Defensive Secondary is Not-Terrible Last season receivers could do basically whatever they wanted to our secondary. We got carved up by Kyle loving Orton. I'd like to see that stop. I'm not asking for good, just not a complete disaster. 6. Alex Henery Figures Out Kicking Henery had a pretty goo start to his career and then turned into a pumpkin last year. His FG miss was the difference in the final score of the Saints/Eagles playoff game last year. I'd like him to turn it around since there aren't any good FA kicker options. The Akers era was awesome because you knew he was generally going to make the field goal. The Henery era has made field goals way more nerve-wracking than they need to be.
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RG3s knee doesn't loving explode Daniel Snyder Dies We win the Division Hope is the best thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. - Shawshank Redemption
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