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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


what next?

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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


I dont have a phone so I don't know what to do with this.

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
Apr 15, 2007




She's toying with you. You should just get this over with and kill yourself because there's no way that a girl would ever actually be interested in you.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


ask if she does anal, giving or receiving

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

She's toying with you. You should just get this over with and kill yourself because there's no way that a girl would ever actually be interested in you.
yeah sorry it had to be like this but it's true OP

e: but just in case she actually did like you put "I'm sorry [her name]" in your suicide note. This way, it's win-win.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


i think you guys are right. whats the best way to kill myself while making a huge mess but not grossing anyone out?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

i think you guys are right. whats the best way to kill myself while making a huge mess but not grossing anyone out?
poo poo in a gas station toilet after eating at all of the seedy mexican places you can find and then pipe your car's exhaust into the cabin while you're in it

azreal
Sep 2, 2011



Relentless stalking followed by autoerotic asphyxiation in her car.

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010



wth, you didnt already surprise sex her? enjoy being friendzoned dude

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Try and find her address.

Call her from inside her house.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Voted Worst Mom posted:

wth, you didnt already surprise sex her? enjoy being friendzoned dude
geez. no WONDER you were voted worst mom

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


i'm going to write her phone number on a dollar bill and give to a vagrant.

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011


that girl is mine, you hear me, op, MINE!

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


shes probably not even a virgin. i dont see how men can stand to lay with impure women

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



op what is your av from anyway. was there a street fighter comic??

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


megamilk parody

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


the girl at the grocery store is always wearing low top converse so I can't tell if she has nice feet or not. it's not really worth the risk.

what happened
Jul 27, 2011


JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

She's toying with you. You should just get this over with and kill yourself because there's no way that a girl would ever actually be interested in you.

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


pout a flag over her head and do her for your country

unless she double bags you first

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

ask her to go on date and then give her your seed so your genes are passed on to your offspring op

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


Fishy Joe posted:

ask her to go on date and then give her your seed so your genes are passed on to your offspring op

holy loving poo poo you are retarded

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


set up some live chat thing where we can listen in while you call

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


wish i knew op

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


wait what kind of girl is this

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


Cucking Mama posted:

wait what kind of girl is this

grocery store so either college chick or 16 yr old

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Does she make $15 an hour

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


Kill her, yourself, then me.
I'm weed lord fag.
I'm gay.
Goon lord my word.
Slam whale holy grail.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

holy loving poo poo you are retarded

im....gay

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


Cucking Mama posted:

wait what kind of girl is this

AFAB of legal age

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Arbeit macht fit

hey this is X, you gave me your number a few days ago. would you like to grab drinks after work on friday for happy hour?

you send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces

n if u tryin to fuk, send dat winkie face

so she kno

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


Waroduce posted:

hey this is X, you gave me your number a few days ago. would you like to grab drinks after work on friday for happy hour?

you send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces

n if u tryin to fuk, send dat winkie face

so she kno


she texted me a couple hours ago but i'm not going to reply

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010



MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

she texted me a couple hours ago but i'm not going to reply

just send a picture of someone's elses dick to dissuade her

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006



wordless dicktext

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


the only pictures i have on my phone are of a cat with no eyelids and a cat's butthole

Shaman Ooglaboogla
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

I think you should http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oyiKd3oLn4

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape


send the hole pic

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006



MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

the only pictures i have on my phone are of a cat with no eyelids and a cat's butthole

i think i understand what you mean

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


she'll prolly text again

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



you said you didn't have a phone you lying sack of poo poo

e: sorry.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


u want some fuk

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