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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia!

i'm the manliest man that ever manned

*is written by a man who lived with his parents for his entire adult life*

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



*rapes op*



ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


i would sell haga to a slayer such as you?

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012


*hangs out with Andy richter*

wait

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape


*string dance*

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



i died horribly to establish someone's tragic backstory

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


lately I've been discovering that some of the people who created influential gay poo poo for nerds were themselves gay losers

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


*gets owned because he doesn't know what's best in life*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


*Does pantherish leap out of thread using iron coiled muscles*

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



some macho fantasy nerd poo poo written by an author that walked out into his driveway and shot himself in the head immediately after his mother died

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!




that cartoon was the best conan thing ever made

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia!

ZombieParts posted:

*gets owned because he doesn't know what's best in life*

*rips off an apocryphal Genghis Khan quote*

pixelbaron posted:

some macho fantasy nerd poo poo written by an author that walked out into his driveway and shot himself in the head immediately after his mother died

That's a lie!

He got in his car first.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011


I represent the decadence of civilization

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Pththya-lyi posted:

*rips off an apocryphal Genghis Khan quote*


That's a lie!

He got in his car first.

She also wasn't technically dead yet, just dying!

Also the price of a good chainmail bikini is loving ridiculous.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


pixelbaron posted:

some macho fantasy nerd poo poo written by an author that walked out into his driveway and shot himself in the head immediately after his mother died

It's cheesy but somehow still owns for some reason much like a frank frazetta drawing.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Hey have you guys ever noticed the women have a lot of muscles and are very attractive? Is it just me?

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007
LL

*is an extremely racist african caricature*

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia!

Kimmalah posted:

Also the price of a good chainmail bikini is loving ridiculous.

That's why you should go topless like all the other girls

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


this is pretty much the best movie commentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqnFxVaIx4

Padical
Nov 29, 2004


*is a horrible necromancer that conan must stop*

*gets killed by some demon without ever meeting conan*

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



etalian posted:

It's cheesy but somehow still owns for some reason much like a frank frazetta drawing.

yeah i got some conan and solomon kane stuff layin around

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


etalian posted:

this is pretty much the best movie commentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqnFxVaIx4

is this real because if it is im going to loving buy a conan dvd right the gently caress now

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



Cucking Mama posted:

lately I've been discovering that some of the people who created influential gay poo poo for nerds were themselves gay losers

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia!

pixelbaron posted:

yeah i got some conan and solomon kane stuff layin around

i actually like solomon kane better than conan but there are like three people on the forums who'd be interested in a solomon kane ITT thread

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004
I, Racist

*kisses his children goodbye before leaving for his new job as a guard*

"Finally things are starting to look up and I'll be able to once again provide for my family"

*gets cut in half*

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


*gets crushed by a giant soup bowl*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



I use "an" instead of "if"

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

miss them?



*forced to be Lady The Barbarians slave*

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room.

at least Boris Vallejo kept it real

edit: keeps, he ain't dead yet

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



don't read anything by steve perry

or as i call him, steve "the idiot" perry

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006



Pththya-lyi posted:

Howard believed that he'd been reincarnated several times, and that in each life he had a girlfriend who cheated on him with his best friend. He wrote a poem about it:

To A Woman posted:

Though fathoms deep you sink me in the mould,
Locked in with thick-lapped lead and bolted wood,
Yet rest not easy in your lover's arms;
Let him beware to stand where I have stood.

I shall not fail to burst my ebon case,
And thrust aside the clods with fingers red:
Your blood shall turn to ice to see my face
Look from the shadows on your midnight bed.

To face the dead, he, too, shall wake in vain,
My fingers at his throat, your scream his knell;
He will not see me tear you from your bed,
And drag you by your golden hair to Hell.



He didn't even go out on a date with a woman until after he'd written that poem. This is the only woman he ever managed to date:

Note her lack of "golden hair." Interestingly, she went out with one of Howard's best friends and Howard was totally chill about it.

he died a virgin lol

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.



*op loves it*


oh gently caress another giant snake!

VikingSkull
Jul 23, 2008

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sk-

*CRUNCH*


*is a short asian man with a lazy eye*

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005


*is conan*
*goes on awesome adventure*

Conan was pretty great when I was like 14.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


i remember hearin he was mega racist to the point that even the other racist 1900s authors were like ehhhhhhhh idk about this guy

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...


*makes a plan to kill a witless barbarian*
*procures black lotus powder that costs half a kingdom*

Perfect!

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012


pixelbaron posted:

some macho fantasy nerd poo poo written by an author that walked out into his driveway and shot himself in the head immediately after his mother died



don't be mad he loved his mom more than you love yours.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009


Taste my mighty thews, vile temptress!

Cyborg Franky
Oct 9, 2007


Carol Pizzamom posted:

i remember hearin he was mega racist to the point that even the other racist 1900s authors were like ehhhhhhhh idk about this guy
He was apparently best buds with another mega racist Lovecraft

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Network Pesci
Aug 30, 2012


*Fucks a llama*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU

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