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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


This isn't new, I hear them every so often. But tonight it sounds like there are more than two people in there. What should I do?

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Call the police.

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


Rent a bang bus

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


why would you do anything

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



Bang on the wall with something hard (yourself). There is no reason for them to ruin your evening with something they can easily control.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001


ask if they need help

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



Time for some Goon Justice!

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


How thick are the walls, and would you be able to make a gloryhole?

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

This forum is really funny! No, really!



Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

How thick are the walls, and would you be able to make a gloryhole?

Do this, get a drill out and start making the hole!

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


don't understand why you have to interfere with their sex

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I went outside to see why it is so loud. Turns out they have the windows open because it is so hot. There were a couple other people standing nearby laughing and having a smoke. Ah..apartment life.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Pretend like you're having sex too but be even louder. Eventually you'll all be in a competition to have the loudest sex and it'll be like romantic comedy movie kinda funny

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



Waltzing Along posted:

I went outside to see why it is so loud. Turns out they have the windows open because it is so hot. There were a couple other people standing nearby laughing and having a smoke. Ah..apartment life.

you want to uh get an apartment together pal?



Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


Is he giving it to her good?

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011
Tell me to shut the fuck up.

ask if there's room for one more

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Masturbate really loudly and respond to anything that you can hear them saying.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Gaunab posted:

Is he giving it to her good?

Sounds like it. Or vice versa. Kinda hope they stop soon as its distracting.

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


make fake moaning noises to pretend like you're having sex too

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Just gonna blast this on repeat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk#t=18s

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009



repeatedly shout "your sex doesnt turn me on, because im gay" really loudly while punching yourself in the dick.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


they're allowed to have sex, you just have to get over it, lonesome virgin

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE
Jun 27, 2008



use headphones

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


Eat poo poo, sexhavers.

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


logical phalluses posted:

repeatedly shout "your sex doesnt turn me on, because im gay" really loudly while punching yourself in the dick.

That might depend on which one is louder.
Neighbors at my last apartment, the guy was much louder than she was.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

See if their window is open and throw in one of those fountain fireworks

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


just join in with your girlfriend and get her to be louder than the other girl

its awesome when you get them to play off each other, i'd go so far as to call it orgiastic, even

RedMage129
Nov 4, 2008


Sometimes I can hear my neighbors but they are relatively attractive lesbians so it's alright.

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 3, 2012


I have had my suspicions about my neighbors above, but I've never been sure of sex. Last week, I was standing precariously on top of the back of an armchair with a glass to the ceiling and there was some very suspect noise, but I needed something more concrete so I gave up on the case.

bogalx
Aug 20, 2005

by XyloJW


My ex lived next to a woman that would loudly cuckold her husband every night and I thought that was really weird lol.

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008


sex is really gross op i feel bad for u

sike! sex owns and you should try it sometime hth

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013



Shout "Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed" through the wall.

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


My upstairs neighbors at my old place had a squeaky bed right above my bed in my old place, and they were big fans of 6 am sex that woke me up from squeak noises at least 3 times a week. After about 4 months I started critiquing them, the guy had some really lovely rhythm and never really lasted very long for a dude getting laid at least 3 times a week.

TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
of Crime


One time I was sleeping with my window open. That morning I was awoken by the sounds of people in an apartment across the alley that my window faces having really, really loud sex. Sex loud enough to wake me up from across a god drat alley. And not like, a small alley either. A good 10 yards, at least. Either he was really good or she was really over doing her fake orgasm.

Monstrous Dooklord
Oct 26, 2007
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

get hosed, OP

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



Cucking Mama posted:

don't understand why you have to interfere with their sex

sex is forbidden

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

That might depend on which one is louder.
Neighbors at my last apartment, the guy was much louder than she was.

How is that even possible

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003


my old roommate used to gently caress her bf super loud and the headboard would bang against our shared wall so I asked her to move her bed out a little and one night I heard a loud crash that was apparently her bed falling off the plastic risers she had under the legs

Idiot Syncratic
Jan 24, 2013

This can't go wrong.

'waltz' along with them op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



bogalx posted:

My ex lived next to a woman that would loudly cuckold her husband every night and I thought that was really weird lol.
I bet your ex would still be with you now if she cuckoldd you more

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

Load a water pistol with tabasco sauce and aim for their silly bits.

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