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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


We can hear him masturbating on the other side of the wall.

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3D GAY WORLD
May 15, 2007


oh dude you are NEVER going to believe this!!!

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

you and your man into this sort of thing?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



does your babysitter do this with you often?



Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


[crosspost]

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013


i'm the guy - hahahahahahah - in... - hahahaha - the OP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


tbh at first i was like 'oh poo poo', but, i'm like the sr-71 of masturbation so i dont think im the neighbor

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008
I SNIFF BUTTS

first have fake sex with your person to get your neighbor started, then get like 2 other dude friends to come over and make as disgusting man sex sounds as you can while your neighbor is masturbating

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Invite him up.

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


Dolphin posted:

first have fake sex with your person to get your neighbor started, then get like 2 other dude friends to come over and make as disgusting man sex sounds as you can while your neighbor is masturbating

What's wrong with man sounds?

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


Oral Slither posted:

Invite him up.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008
I SNIFF BUTTS

Boner Medicine posted:

What's wrong with man sounds?
straight males don't like to masturbate to them

October Revolution
Aug 18, 2010



keep going OP I am almost done

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


do you mean "us" as in, like, me and you

because i don't know you OP

BeanBandit
Mar 15, 2001
"BeanBandit! Son of a bitch!"


you don't have sex op

you've never had sex

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

RIP Hilmoon. (Please don't give me back Hilmoon)

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.

What kind of respectable male makes sounds when fapping? You should be completely stealth until you ejaculate.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

RIP Hilmoon. (Please don't give me back Hilmoon)

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.

n00bs

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


BeanBandit posted:

you don't have sex op

you've never had sex

uG
Apr 23, 2003



lol hay guys i can hear someone masterbating on the other side of the wall when im having sex LOL whacky right?? right???? please reply to my thread i need some attention

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


uG posted:

lol hay guys i can hear someone masterbating on the other side of the wall when im having sex LOL whacky right?? right???? please reply to my thread i need some attention

Don't try to make this thread about you

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


i'm not a poor so we don't share walls

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

How loudly does this dude masturbate that you are distracted during sex?

jiharlequinade
Jun 4, 2009



vyst posted:

What kind of respectable male makes sounds when fapping? You should be completely stealth until you ejaculate.

I like to sing Rule, Britannia!

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001



*pants* no i'm not!

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

*thrust thrust thrust*

"wait, do you hear that?"

*presses ear against wall*

"FAPPING! "

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003



dont be rude, i always breathe that heavily cause im fat

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



jiharlequinade posted:

I like to sing Rule, Britannia!
this is a pretty good one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DWBEEQatTc

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


Chinaman7000 posted:

dont be rude, i always breathe that heavily cause im fat

fat-shaming in a kink-shaming thread?


shame on you.

Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


kazr posted:

you and your mom into this sort of thing?

a medical mystery
Dec 15, 2007

You're cute!


obviously he is challenging you to a gross-out contest OP. to win, just be yourself. i believe in you good luck

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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


hey guys this was a bad thread to go along with the neighbors are having sex thread

in retrospect it only worked for that moment and is a bad thread so I am going to close it now

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