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I heard Brock Lesnar once won a tornado tag match against an actual tornado
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Booblord Zagats posted:I heard Brock Lesnar once won a tornado tag match against an actual tornado He does a pretty good tornado impression, for sure. 
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May 15, 2014 16:41
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DUN! DUN DUNUNUN! DADA DUN DUN DUNUNUN UH 
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May 15, 2014 16:44
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When all the WWE wrestlers got fired in Slam City and had to find new jobs, Brock Lesnar decided instead to just hang out at movie theaters and be a total jerk.
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May 15, 2014 17:26
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Booblord Zagats posted:I heard Brock Lesnar once won a tornado tag match against an actual tornado Only after Matt Hardy slapped it
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May 15, 2014 17:42
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Brock Lesnar with a beard is the most intimidating thing I've ever seen and one time I dated a garbage can.
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May 15, 2014 17:54
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Brock Lesnar took JBL’s hat from Alicia Fox. Brock Lesnar once made Jerusalem admit he liked Bonnie Langford. Brock Lesnar owns a Hulk Hogan raft. Soon. Brock Lesnar. CobiWann fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 15, 2014 |
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May 15, 2014 18:01
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Brock Lesner is so powerful that the only reason he isn't still UFC champion is his own guts rebelled against him.
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May 15, 2014 18:17
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Gonzo McFee posted:Brock Lesner is so powerful that the only reason he isn't still UFC champion is his own guts rebelled against him. that and Cain Velazquez murdered his face hard gravity temporarily fluctuated.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Brock Lesner is so powerful that the only reason he isn't still UFC champion is his own guts rebelled against him. that's one way of looking at it
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May 15, 2014 18:47
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Gavok posted:TO BROCK LESNAR! TO BROCK LESNAR! I heard he didn't miss his SSP against Kurt at WM19, he was just angry at the ring and aimed at it instead. That ring never worked in this town again.
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May 15, 2014 19:10
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Brock Lesnar and God were walking along the beach one day when Brock Lesnar noticed that at certain times of his life there was only one set of footprints. Brock Lesnar demanded to know why and God responded "The times there was only one set of footprints was when you went into a rage and F5'd me." *Brock Lesnar F5's God*
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May 15, 2014 19:32
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Your wives and girlfriends think of Brock Lesnar during sex.
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May 15, 2014 19:37
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there should be a constitutional amendment that creates a third house of congress that consists only of brock lesnar
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May 15, 2014 19:46
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brock lesnar made smashmouth eat the eggs
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May 15, 2014 19:48
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brock lesnar ate smashmouth after smashmouth eat the eggs
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May 15, 2014 19:55
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oldpainless posted:Your wives and girlfriends think of Brock Lesnar during sex. Actually MY GIRLFRIEND told me she thinks about Cena during sex. To which I calmly replied "Pfft, with that work rate?"
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Commissar Ken posted:Actually MY GIRLFRIEND told me she thinks about Cena during sex. To which I calmly replied "Pfft, with that work rate?" Five moves of doom work every time. Sorry, brah.
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May 15, 2014 21:51
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May 15, 2014 22:00
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The fact Brock Lesnar was even competing in UFC with his intestines giving him septic shock makes him better than you. Yes, you. Also you.
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May 15, 2014 22:55
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I heard that Brock Lesnar went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:I heard that Brock Lesnar went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. hosed up if true
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Gavok posted:When all the WWE wrestlers got fired in Slam City and had to find new jobs, Brock Lesnar decided instead to just hang out at movie theaters and be a total jerk. I actually have to ask if this is real or not. Not Slam City, but the part about Brock.
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Stallion Cabana posted:I actually have to ask if this is real or not. Not Slam City, but the part about Brock. No don't be ridiculous. Brock hangs out at movie theaters and has Paul Heyman be a total jerk for him.
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May 15, 2014 23:51
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I love that Brock Lesnar's WWE return is made up of him just wearing MMA gloves and never actually speaking or wrestling, just like the end of his real fighting career.
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I like Brock "The Streakbreaking Shock" Lesnar as well, OP.
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Bluedeanie posted:I love that Brock Lesnar's WWE return is made up of him just wearing MMA gloves and never actually speaking or wrestling, just like the end of his real fighting career. 
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May 16, 2014 00:29
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Do you smell what The Brock is cookin'?!
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does he realize that's not what the beef jerky in the package is?
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Not even the animal kingdom is safe.
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Sure lets all say some funny little lies and just have a good time. Whatever. Live your lives. But here is god's own truth: Brock Lesnar F5ed a shark and that shark died.
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May 16, 2014 02:06
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 Brock Lesnar loves Jimmy John's. You should too. Try the #5!
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May 16, 2014 02:06
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Who the Brock put an NFL tag on this thread?!? Here comes the pain hulkamatt!!!!
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Sure lets all say some funny little lies and just have a good time. Whatever. Live your lives. But here is god's own truth: Brock Lesnar F5ed a shark and that shark died. naM sdrawkcaB posted:Not even the animal kingdom is safe.
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EAT SLEEP FARM REPEAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAiU97oZnhM
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The Undertaker ended his own streak. It was an inside job.  #askquestions
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Brock Lesnar tricked Dana White into buying him a new tractor as a signing bonus because Dana White is from new jersey and doesn't know that tractors cost half a million dollars.
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