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I just bought the WM30 DVD. I understand Brock Lesnar does something on it. Please don't spoil it for me, thread.
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Dr. Dirt posted:I just bought the WM30 DVD. I understand Brock Lesnar does something on it. Please don't spoil it for me, thread. I feel you will be pleasantly surprised!
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May 18, 2014 00:03
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Dr. Dirt posted:I just bought the WM30 DVD. I understand Brock Lesnar does something on it. Please don't spoil it for me, thread. He orders a large order of nachos and eats noisily in the crowd during Cena/Wyatt, throwing off both wrestlers.
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May 18, 2014 00:04
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One of the announcers accidentally referred to Paul Heymann as Brock Lesnar on Smackdown this week. Heymann is slowly breaking their minds.
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May 18, 2014 01:21
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fuzzy_logic posted:One of the announcers accidentally referred to Paul Heymann as Brock Lesnar on Smackdown this week. Heymann is slowly breaking their minds. "Hey Paul, your check bounced and... you know... actually, never mind. Forget I said anything. It's cool. See you at the arena!"
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May 18, 2014 01:24
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The Undertaker wears Brock Lesnar pyjamas to bed.
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May 18, 2014 01:35
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The GIG posted:Brock Lesnar wrangled tons of money out of two different fightman owners to do basically as few things as possible while becoming rich as hell. I have no idea how Brock's deal is structured, or if he's a draw, but he does great by Brock Lesnar, and even when he's strange he's incredible. Since his return he hasn't cut a single normal professional wrestling promo; just screamed crazily, danced with the joy of life, and fights like a crazy bear in the ring.
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May 18, 2014 02:13
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Keaton always said, I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Brock Lesnar.
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May 18, 2014 02:38
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Brock Lesnar should have been cast as venom in place of topher grace in Spider-Man 3
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May 18, 2014 04:29
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Mr. Nice! posted:Brock Lesnar should have been cast as venom in place of topher grace in Spider-Man 3
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May 18, 2014 04:34
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Please, Brock Lesnar is obviously Bane.
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May 18, 2014 04:35
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Brock's middle name is Edward.
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May 18, 2014 04:39
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oldpainless posted:Brock's middle name is Edward. What a coincidence because when you fight him you're going to get your BEL rung.
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May 18, 2014 05:41
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Stallion Cabana posted:What a coincidence because when you fight him you're going to get your BEL rung. 
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May 18, 2014 05:45
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Mr. Nice! posted:Brock Lesnar should have been cast as venom in place of topher grace in Spider-Man 3 "Parker. I'm going to eat... YOUR BRAINS?!?!"
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May 18, 2014 05:52
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Gavok posted:"Parker. I'm going to eat... YOUR BRAINS?!?!" My client Edward Brock conquered Spider-Man's undefeated streak in the 80's.
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May 18, 2014 06:12
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TheJoker138 posted:My client Edward Brock conquered Spider-Man's undefeated streak in the 80's. Pfft. Joe Quesada's broken it a few times since then.
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May 18, 2014 06:15
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Thank you, Deviant Art. Wrestlemania 31: Brock Lesnar vs. Prince Devitt in red paint. Both played to the ring by Green Jelly.
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May 18, 2014 06:23
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Commissar Ken posted:Pfft. Joe Quesada's broken it a few times since then. Gavok posted:Wrestlemania 31: Brock Lesnar vs. Prince Devitt in red paint. Both played to the ring by Green Jelly. LividLiquid fucked around with this message at 06:31 on May 18, 2014 |
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May 18, 2014 06:29
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Gavok posted:Wrestlemania 31: Brock Lesnar vs. Prince Devitt in red paint. Both played to the ring by Green Jelly. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Bring back Laycool in shorts and hats and have them come to the ringside named Lana and Dana or whatever the hell those gals names were at the end of the first level. LividLiquid posted:No, because none of that happened after Vince made a deal with Spiderman after Aunt May died. Little shortpants Ken has. Granted those were some heavy swears coming from a kid but I did it.
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May 18, 2014 06:33
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LividLiquid posted:No, because none of that happened after Vince made a deal with Spiderman after Aunt May died. Spider-man: Vince, I need to take your marriage with Linda away. Vince:  Thanks, now I can sleep with cheap floosies across the world!
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May 18, 2014 06:33
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NowonSA posted:Spider-man: Vince, I need to take your marriage with Linda away. It would be Mephisto taking the marriage away, and as Mephisto is the Marvel stand in for Satan, and Vince is Satan himself, Vince would have to take his own marriage away and oh my I've just gone cross eyed.
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May 18, 2014 07:01
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*ahem* MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA And now, Here's The Deadman went to Wrestlemania The Deadman went to Wrestlemania. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause of Father Time. He was willing to make a deal. When he came across this large man was beating up strangers and F5'ing a tot. And the Deadman jumped upon a ring apron and said "Boy, you're an idiot." "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a zombie who likes motorcycles too. And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you fight a pretty good fight, Brock, but give the Deadman his due. I'll bet 21-0 against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's BROCK LESNAR, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been." Lesnar, put on your gloves and F5 him really hard. 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Orleans and the Deadman deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny streak made of gold, But if you lose the Deadman gets your soul. The Deadman opened up his casket and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew over the caskets of 21-oh. And he pulled the 22nd across the arena and it made an evil hiss. And then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this. When the Deadman finished, Lesnar said, "Well, you're pretty good dead one, But I'll hit you with this chair right there and I'll show you how it's done." "Lesnar on the top rope." Run, boys, run! The Deadman's in the house of the rising sun; Children in the front row saying "oh no!" Is Taker's streak done I think so. The Deadman bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden streak on the ground at Lesnar's feet. Lesnar said, "Deadman, just come on back if you ever wanna try again, 'Cause I've told you once--you son of a bitch--I'm the best there's ever been." And he played: "Lesnar on the top rope." Run, boys, run! The Deadman's in the house of the rising sun; Children in the front row saying "oh no!" Is Taker's streak done I think so. MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA Copywrite: 2014, proprietary owner MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR WHO CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKERS UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA Thank you for your time and cooperation. Lets write songs about BROCK LESNAR E2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvfRSzmMoU for the like 2 people who haven't heard this. cucka fucked around with this message at 15:47 on May 18, 2014 |
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May 18, 2014 09:48
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cucka posted:*ahem* ***** post right here.
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May 18, 2014 10:04
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Holy hell, Brock Lesnar gets it.
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May 18, 2014 10:25
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Beautiful, simply beautiful.
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Just to reiterate, in TFF, we do this poo poo all the time. we're on our 4th farthouse thread. It's a judgement free zone, where you can feel free to try anything. And it's from that experimental attitude that magic is born. I'm loving serious. Write songs about BROCK LESNAR. Now that I've done it, he might expect you all to follow suit, lest a certain Jack Links representative who is MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR, THE CONQUEROR OF THE UNDERTAKERS STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA, might be right woppin unhappy with our scruffy lot. The man wants songs. I'm half tempted to send that entire thing to Heyman 170 characters at a time or whatever the character limit is on twitter. Heyman reading that like spoken word or beat poetry or something... I think I'd explode and take half my house with me. E: I suppose I could just record it myself... if I can get my mic performing to Farthouse 3 standards over the current standard of unintelligible gibberish that I'm trying to sort out atm. See, in the farthouse, I'm the Weird Al of the bunch. Not to say that I'm the only one who rewrites songs, but I also record them... unfortunately, it's with any mic I can find that's remotely passable, aka a $20 headset from staples. I did finish an album, but it's rubbish, because I hosed up the mastering big time (Note to anyone looking to record using headphones with a volume dial, it's set to 100% by default, so what's right to you is damned quiet over normal speakers.) Suffice to say, I am not an audio engineer, I am a person with more ideas than tech to pull them off. But the fun is in trying to just get it to work. The battle is half the joy. So write about the glory of MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR, or about HOW HE CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA. Or, if you are feeling particularly generous, write about how MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA, AND WRITE loving SONGS ABOUT IT. E: http://i.imgur.com/qtRo0CW.png (I think i did this right to avoid the leeching rule which I never really got) this is a drawing of the 21 starting quarterbacks, over some random set of period, that have started for the NFL Cleveland Browns. Really, how the hell Febreeze came up with this kinda baffles me, because it's horrifying and amazing. And he's been runnin wild all over PSP for 2 years with this quality. There's gotta be some people in PSP who can write or do something interesting. cucka fucked around with this message at 13:18 on May 18, 2014 |
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May 18, 2014 13:09
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Brock Lesnar is Solomon Grundy. Also, someone please share those lyrics to Paul Hetman someway. I bet it somehow will be done as a bit on Raw. Two Beans fucked around with this message at 16:19 on May 18, 2014 |
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May 18, 2014 16:16
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Just tweet it to Heyman Hustle on Twitter, he should get it.
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May 18, 2014 16:29
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Gavok posted:Wrestlemania 31: Brock Lesnar vs. Sting in red paint.
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May 18, 2014 17:16
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yea, put you through a table I'm brock lesnar I'm loving sable
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May 18, 2014 17:39
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My client , Earl Hebner, conquered the Hitman's unscrewed streak at Survivor Series.
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May 18, 2014 19:40
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Brock Lesnar's social viewpoints are so profound that a man with a Little Notebook stands by ready to record them as soon as they're uttered.
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May 18, 2014 19:41
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hey hey im brock lesnar i summon tornadoes to take out homeless beggars
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May 18, 2014 19:45
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omgomgomg posted:Brock Lesnar looks better with a beard. That's not a nice way to refer to his wife Sable "Rena Mero" LESNARRRR
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May 18, 2014 21:07
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cucka posted:Do a song! Yeah sure whatever, here's my bad song about Paul Heyman's client, hope you like it. Don't think streaks are easily broke Don't try putting me through tables instead You've taken lots of matches before But you ain't gonna win anymore Don't ask me That's how it goes 'Cause you know you're gonna get F-5'd... Don't give promos you're gonna regret Don't let the concussion rush to your head I've heard the accusation before And I ain't gonna take any more Believe me The streak's gonna die Make all your wins worth nothing I am BROCK LESNAR Looking at you-u-u I can taste your fear I am the shooter of presses 1-2-3ing on foo-o-ols I can beat you blind And I don't need to see any more To know that I can beat your streak I'll leave broken dreams behind Don't cry 'cause you aren't going over So find another weakling like before 'Cause I ain't gonna be just a chore, believe me No more lies, it's time to die, Undertaker!
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Out in the ring where he stands tall No one touches Brock at all No jive, F-5, Streak dead within and without He's gonna take what's yours to give Shaved grizzly bear he is Gonna take, your life Then get on top of his wife And I can't even think of the rest
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May 18, 2014 21:26
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 *See's the Wrestlemania sign* Brock? Do you want to F-5 Taker? Come on lets break the streak! It's been 5 months since you were here, So reappear, And havoc we will wreak! You used to be MY CLIENT, But you've been gone I wish you were here full-TIIIIIIIME... Do you want to F-5 Taker? You could Kimura Lock the Taker... Go! Away! PAUUUULLLL?! Okay bye...  I could keep going but I won't.
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 There's a calm surrender on Wrestlemania day When we miss a fat Okie saying "it ain't ballet". An enchanted moment, with Undertaker's mystique Will my Jimmy John's warrior finally beat the streak. And can you break the streak tonight? It is where we are. It's not enough for this balding manager that we got this far. And can you break the streak tonight? Give him F-5s until he breaks. It's enough to make casual fans and smart marks stare in disbelief with mouths agape.
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A long long time ago I can still remember how The F5 made some jobbers cry And I thought if I had my chance I would piss my underpants At Lesnar walking toward me down the aisle But April came it made be queasy The Undertaker'd squash him easy He'd fail in his endeavor The Streak would go forever But Heyman he was pull of pride Brock would send the Taker on his Last Ride And then he'd get up on his bride The day the Streak died And we were singing: Bye, bye to the ancient dead guy Watch his friends and family moan As he got concussed and tired And Paul E grinned as he laughed and he smiled Singing "Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy" Brock strapped on both his padded gloves And prepared to rain death from above Say goodbye to Booger Red He'll accomplish his greatest goal Send the Dead Man back into his hole And watch him walk back up the aisle real slow Now I know that you're all doubting him But you ain't seen him in the gym He'll make you sing the blues And F5 you out of your shoes And Undertaker'll feel like he was hit by a truck He's old, washed up, and out of luck And Paul will feel like a million bucks The day the Streak died And we were singing: Bye, bye to the ancient dead guy Watch his friends and family moan As he got concussed and tired And Paul E grinned as he laughed and he smiled Singing "Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy" After twenty years leaving all in the ring Undertaker's punches barely sting He just doesn't look the same And Brock Lesnar withstood the assault And prepared the Streak's burial vault Lesnar's takedown scrambled his brains And as the crowd looked on in disbelief And the smarks cried tears of bitter grief He F5'd mean Mark Mark thrice 'Cause it's more fun than doing it twice And as the ref counted the one two three A chubby New York Jew shouted with glee Unseen since the death of the Extreme The Creatures of the Night would wail and cream The day the Streak died They couldn't believe just what the saw The black guy in glasses dropped his jaw He didn't know quite know how to speak The next night on Raw in the ring Paul Heyman could be heard to sing My client broke the Taker's streak And of this fact he won't stop shouting At all the losers who were doubting And just to increase the sting He signed the King of Swing And the wrestler I admired most Went on vacation to let Paul boast Until the next fool's rear end was toast The day the Streak died And we were singing: Bye, bye to the ancient dead guy Watch his friends and family moan As he got concussed and tired And Paul E grinned as he laughed and he smiled Singing "Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy" We were singing: Bye, bye to the ancient dead guy Watch his friends and family moan As he got concussed and tired And Paul E grinned as he laughed and he smiled Singing "Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy Watch the greatest Paul Heyman Guy"
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