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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fat Ogre posted:

If you believe that the 2nd amendment is tied to militias you have serious brain problems and probably have to live with your parents or caretaker as an adult.

It is good that you're on the internet. Good for you. :thumbsup:

Yeah, I mean it's only the first 4 words in the sentence, why would anybody think it's relevant in any way. The right to chop off and posses bear arms seems much more plausible. If people couldn't bare arms, how could they dig themselves into a hole?

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 22:05 on May 16, 2014

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Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Nonsense posted:

we have a right to tactical nuclear weapons.

Compelling state interest and all that. Nukes would fail strict scrutiny so no, not really.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

niggers spics and kikes all eat waffles. if you hate waffles ur a racist human being.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Where do you draw the arbitrary line? How many people per minute should I be capable of killing before I no longer can possess the means?

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



real fuckin tired of reading fat ogre's weird stilted posts

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, I mean it's only the first 4 words in the sentence, why would anybody think it's relevant in any way. The right to chop off and posses bear arms seems much more plausible.

A well-educated electorate being necessary to the preservation of a free state, the right of the people to read and write books shall not be infringed.

OH poo poo YOU HAVE TO BE REGISTERED TO VOTE TO BE ABLE TO READ AND WRITE BOOKS! OH gently caress NO!!!


The first 4 words are an example of what kind of arms they are talking about. Otherwise smug shitlords like you would say "heh arms could mean a knife and as long as knives are ok we can ban everything."

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Feminition posted:

real fuckin tired of reading fat ogre's weird stilted posts



You should probably kill yourself or stay out of gun threads then.

I guess you could blind yourself or turn off your computer, but you like doing stupid poo poo.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I personally feel explosives fall under arms, and nuclear weapons while hyperbole, should earn us the right to heavy explosives. Seriously loving having to hire demolitionists. They're loving the horse coach buggy industry.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



you are literally the most autistic republican i know

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

How many people per minute should I be capable of killing before I no longer can possess the means?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fat Ogre posted:

A well-educated electorate being necessary to the preservation of a free state, the right of the people to read and write books shall not be infringed.

OH poo poo YOU HAVE TO BE REGISTERED TO VOTE TO BE ABLE TO READ AND WRITE BOOKS! OH gently caress NO!!!


The first 4 words are an example of what kind of arms they are talking about. Otherwise smug shitlords like you would say "heh arms could mean a knife and as long as knives are ok we can ban everything."

That's covered in the first amendment. It uses different language. It also doesn't include the phrase "well regulated".

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

fat ogre is right though. i saw the movie Patriot, those militia men were all lovely cowards until mel showed up. if they meant for only those babies to have guns then lol

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

Better. It is also tied to gays, blacks, jews and mexicans. So hating on gun owners makes you a gigantic loving racist bigot. Good job.

Some Free Republic up in this poo poo.

Here, let me hold babbys little hand and walk you through.

Some gay people, Jewish people, Mexican people like lovely American food.

I hate lovely American food and think it's objectively a piece of poo poo.

It does not follow that I hate gays, Jews and Mexicans.


Let's try this with guns.

Some gays, Jews and Mexicans use guns.

I think widespread gun ownership is objectively a piece of poo poo.

It does not follow that I hate Jews, gays and Mexicans.


Also, calling people 'human being' in a derogatory way like you have been doing makes you exactly what you are criticising other posters for.

Hypocritical shitheel.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
guns dont belong in the hand of civilians and hitler did nothing wrong

/thread

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hobohemian posted:

That's covered in the first amendment. It uses different language. It also doesn't include the phrase "well regulated".

Which meant "well stocked and supplied"

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Ocrassus posted:

Some Free Republic up in this poo poo.

Here, let me hold babbys little hand and walk you through.

Some gay people, Jewish people, Mexican people like lovely American food.

I hate lovely American food and think it's objectively a piece of poo poo.

It does not follow that I hate gays, Jews and Mexicans.


Let's try this with guns.

Some gays, Jews and Mexicans use guns.

I think widespread gun ownership is objectively a piece of poo poo.

It does not follow that I hate Jews, gays and Mexicans.


Also, calling people 'human being' in a derogatory way like you have been doing makes you exactly what you are criticising other posters for.

Hypocritical shitheel.
Good job hating on Gays Jews and Mexicans.

Why do you like seeing minorities being unable to defend themselves.

Why shouldn't gays be able to protect themselves from being gay bashed?

Why shouldn't women be able to protect against rapists?

I guess you like gays getting bashed and women getting raped because you hate gun owners so much.

Looks like I may have been right calling you anti-gun people crybaby faggots.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

gun are pretty expensive though thats pretty bullshit wheres the campaign to reign in the outrageous cost of weapons so everyone can get one?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
This thread belongs in a really good forum such as D&D

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

idk why people in threads like this hate on TFR like they do, TFR posters are generally better than Fat Ogre, i mean that is a low bar but still

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Ocrassus posted:

Some Free Republic up in this poo poo.

Here, let me hold babbys little hand and walk you through.

Some gay people, Jewish people, Mexican people like lovely American food.

I hate lovely American food and think it's objectively a piece of poo poo.

It does not follow that I hate gays, Jews and Mexicans.


Let's try this with guns.

Some gays, Jews and Mexicans use guns.

I think widespread gun ownership is objectively a piece of poo poo.

It does not follow that I hate Jews, gays and Mexicans.


Also, calling people 'human being' in a derogatory way like you have been doing makes you exactly what you are criticising other posters for.

Hypocritical shitheel.

haha look at this human being

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

i mean $400 for a lovely revolver that doesn't look cool and looks like a chode

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

Good job hating on Gays Jews and Mexicans.

Why do you like seeing minorities being unable to defend themselves.

Why shouldn't gays be able to protect themselves from being gay bashed?

Why shouldn't women be able to protect against rapists?

I guess you like gays getting bashed and women getting raped because you hate gun owners so much.

Looks like I may have been right calling you anti-gun people crybaby faggots.

Ah you're just a lovely troll.

Thanks for the signpost. Get funny.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Police Automaton posted:

guns dont belong in the hand of civilians and hitler did nothing wrong

/thread

Literally the viewpoints of most anti-gun people.

They have cosmic boners for his style of totalitarian control.

Seriously I've seen them argue that Hitler expanded gun rights under Nazi control (as long as you weren't a Jew and were a good standing member of the Nazi party etc etc). :psyduck:

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Ocrassus posted:

Ah you're just a lovely troll.

Thanks for the signpost. Get funny.

You still like gays and women being victims. Good job :bravo:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

As if the Germans would have rose up against him. They loved his poo poo.

P.S. How many people per minute should I be capable of killing before I no longer can possess the means?

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

You still like gays and women being victims. Good job :bravo:

I don't know, why do you human being?

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



lmao, fat ogre, defender of women

wanna hear your opinions on modern gender roles and feminism fat ogre then i wanna watch you post on d&d

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

No. 6 posted:

As if the Germans would have rose up against him. They loved his poo poo.

P.S. How many people per minute should I be capable of killing before I no longer can possess the means?

Are you looking for a possible high score you sick bastard?

Cause if so guns aren't a good solution for that.

You can already buy hundreds of gallons of gasoline every day for years on end. So...if you were set on being an evil poo poo stain there is no upper bounds other than your wallet.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
My opinion is whatever Fat Ogre says, quote this if you agree

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

just give everyone a governmental issued firearm and then let the free market decide what will happen

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Feminition posted:

lmao, fat ogre, defender of women

wanna hear your opinions on modern gender roles and feminism fat ogre then i wanna watch you post on d&d

his d&d posts have raised the average iq in there to like double digits, it's actually quite impressive. Obviously I'm not reading any of them, or any of the replies, so YMMV

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lets just admit that all of the gun lunatics don't really care about how gun laws or lack thereof affect violent crime at all, and let them have their stupid vocal minority gun party on the internet

mah gun 4 street cred

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Feminition posted:

lmao, fat ogre, defender of women

wanna hear your opinions on modern gender roles and feminism fat ogre then i wanna watch you post on d&d

Dude, Chick or "mom and dad please pay attention to me".

I don't care if you want to cut your dick off and be called a chick. Just don't be angry if people are confused.

Problem solved.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Firearm = gasoline

because FIREarm

and gas makes FIRE

:downs:

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

No. 6 posted:

Firearm = gasoline

because FIREarm

and gas makes FIRE

:downs:

You never specified what kind of weapon you cock mongler.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Imagine if we banned guns in real life, video games, anime, movies, toys, etc.?

Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012
reminder that fat ogre did a complete 180' on abortion because his wife had an incomplete baby

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Guns are the same as a Bic pen. Cause I can hurt someone with it. Hurrrr...

Anyone see my TNT? drat Gub'ment.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Get rid of violent imagery everywhere

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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Benjamin Arthur posted:

reminder that fat ogre did a complete 180' on abortion because his wife had an incomplete baby

is this true lmao

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