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how long will you post for
i will post until i die
i'll probably just lurk when i get into my 50s
i hate this place and will post a ban-me tomorrow
i don't have an SA account
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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I don't know posting has been mostly positive for me so far so let's keep this poo poo going.

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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I stopped posting about a semester into grad school and started again when I was super bored and unemployed. Guess I might stop if I ever go for a PhD.
So, basically, if you hate my posting and you want me to stop, then get a collection going for my tuition.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Pretty sure I'm gonna die soon so...you know..gather ye rosebuds and all.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

I've been cultivating a rudimentary mechanical brain that will, and probably already has, replace the fleshy apparatus that first registered the account. My kids will water and resoil it as necessary if they want any part of my star wars figures when I die.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I.C. posted:

Pretty sure I'm gonna die soon so...you know..gather ye rosebuds and all.

lemme check my rosters...

yeah you're due soon. sorry bud, it only gets worse from here.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I believe you, Jesus, even if I don't believe in you.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Wow, JC's real account is his gimmick account. Is that the meaning of transubforumstantiation?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I don't post on SA, I just read the articles.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Sizone posted:

Wow, JC's real account is his gimmick account. Is that the meaning of transubforumstantiation?

What are you going to do when you've had this account for like 14 some odd years, which is like 6000 years in internet time... start being serious?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Jesus Christ posted:

What are you going to do when you've had this account for like 14 some odd years, which is like 6000 years in internet time... start being serious?

I hope I don't become one of those people who are serious on a comedy web site forum.
Though you are making me wonder if I had regged in 2002, when I first started visiting the site, if people would take me more seriously as a poster.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i literally lurked lf for months before getting an account

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
Posting is always a bad idea but sometimes I forget that

naem
May 29, 2011

I want to be able to buy 9/11/2001 as my reg date!!! Bring that back $$$

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
as soon as i find my ideal goon bride i'll stop posting

that's the only reason i'm here anyway

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Every day until I die. Or until Lowtax dies. Whichever comes first.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
when i inevitably enter into a vegetative state at the age of 200+ well past the year 2200, i will have my consciousness hooked up to a posting bot that will shitpost for me into eternity

that is immortality

naem
May 29, 2011

I should be drawing and relearning design software I'm just so comfortable now

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe
Until lowtax dies or runs out of money and the domain gets purchased as a landing page for some porn network

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
as long as it takes..

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

i will post until gbs is returned to the good old days

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nastyman posted:

as long as it takes..

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Sizone posted:

I hope I don't become one of those people who are serious on a comedy web site forum.
Though you are making me wonder if I had regged in 2002, when I first started visiting the site, if people would take me more seriously as a poster.

Not with that posting

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Until this website dies, or I do.

♫ ♪ I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be ♪ ♫

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I will post until Lowtax is dead.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Well I've been posting on this stupid loving forum for a decade now so I guess maybe two or three more decades, I dunno

sounds pretty tough
May 17, 2012

Being an asshole is just part of my manly essence
I like this place. You all act like it's such poo poo or it's empty or we have missed the golden age or some poo poo. The right angry people are here. I read stuff that makes me laugh irl pretty often on this forum. I'm not leaving so gently caress off and die if you are.

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

sounds pretty tough posted:

I like this place. You all act like it's such poo poo or it's empty or we have missed the golden age or some poo poo. The right angry people are here. I read stuff that makes me laugh irl pretty often on this forum. I'm not leaving so gently caress off and die if you are.

lol @ this nerd

sounds pretty tough
May 17, 2012

Being an asshole is just part of my manly essence

Chonchon posted:

lol @ this nerd

yougay

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
I post everyday in anticipation of lf reurrection

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

sounds pretty tough posted:

I like this place. You all act like it's such poo poo or it's empty or we have missed the golden age or some poo poo. The right angry people are here. I read stuff that makes me laugh irl pretty often on this forum. I'm not leaving so gently caress off and die if you are.

Naw man you sort of did miss the golden age.

Zoofights been gone for years.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

until I get a job that requires me to pay attention instead of sitting at a computer looking busy most of the time

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Kinda like all those perma-banned posters in TCC 💀

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

This is my last post, so lond suckers.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

baw posted:

i literally lurked lf for months before getting an account

I lurked the forums for several years before joining. The last straw was when Martin Random's thread about his awful roommate was sent to archives and I wanted to read it again, as well as the crazies in elementary school thread which also went to the archives.

I'll keep posting for a while, I guess.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

you sound pretty tough

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Death will not stop me from shitposting.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Sagan posted:

Until lowtax dies or runs out of money and the domain gets purchased as a landing page for some porn network
lowtax has just finalized a business deal with the chinese government, who will subsidize the forum in return for censorship rights.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

lowtax has just finalized a business deal with the chinese government, who will subsidize the forum in return for censorship rights.

thank god, finally gbs will be shut down

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I'll keep posting til this whole site goes down, my man!!! Eight, maybe nine months

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

thank god, finally gbs will be shut down
i think they're more advanced than that. i'm sure they can set up a system that just autobans users who post stuff that reflects negatively on china.

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