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My son is 3 years old and would eat 3 bananas in a row if we let him, but we don't let him, we cap him at two bananas. It's not that much tbh.
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May 17, 2014 21:20
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I really like Something Awful. What a great site.
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May 17, 2014 21:23
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tiananman posted:My son is 3 years old and would eat 3 bananas in a row if we let him, but we don't let him, we cap him at two bananas. It's not that much tbh. Dude, let him eat three bananas god dammit. It's not like he wants to eat 3 cheeseburgers.
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May 17, 2014 21:24
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That guy is cool and is like the youtube celebrity durianrider who hates meat, the paleo diet, and loves eating dozens of bananas every day
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May 17, 2014 21:29
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stick one up your arse and walk around making monkey noises
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May 17, 2014 21:41
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Potassium motherfucker. Do you even know what exercise is, OP? Do you want cramps in your muscles every drat day?
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May 17, 2014 21:46
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i regularly eat two bananas, but not concurrently or in public AMA
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May 17, 2014 21:57
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Drink Cheerwine posted:i regularly eat two bananas, but not concurrently or in public You should eat bananas in public because of us scared to eat bananas
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May 17, 2014 21:58
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To even out the universe OP you must now dress up as a banana at work and eat two guys.
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May 17, 2014 22:00
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NObodiesGeek posted:To even out the universe OP you must now dress up as a banana at work and eat two guys. If you don't think the cultivation of bananas hasn't resulted in enough human misery yet, I don't know what to say.
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May 17, 2014 22:02
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Does the dude at work eat them all sexy-like?
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May 17, 2014 22:24
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Bananas turned me gay, stay in school little faggots
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May 17, 2014 23:28
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I met a girl who was a dancer at a peep show. One of her regular customers would come in once a week, raise the window, peel three bananas, shove them up his rear end, jerk off, poop them out into the garbage can, and then leave. I think she said he tipped pretty good, like $20 or something.
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May 17, 2014 23:36
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Hobohemian posted:If you don't think the cultivation of bananas hasn't resulted in enough human misery yet, I don't know what to say. bananas are delicious and nutritious
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May 17, 2014 23:36
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bananas are not genetically diverse there is one original ur-banana that has spawned the others by eating one banana you eat all bananas
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May 18, 2014 00:05
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I got in a competition with a friend to see who could get more of a (peeled) banana down their throat without gagging. He got it down until the other end was just past his front teeth, I was extremely jealous because I still had a half an inch or so more to get as far as him. He was the banana swallowing champion. What I'm saying OP is to get into a banana swallowing contest with your coworker.
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May 18, 2014 00:18
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I bought bananas the other day but they're still green and now I want a banana. THANKS JERKS
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May 18, 2014 00:43
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Protip: placing an avocado next to unripe bananas will expedite the process. Or maybe it's the other way around.
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notZaar posted:Protip: placing an avocado next to unripe bananas will expedite the process. Or maybe it's the other way around.  okay now what not banana-hating here, but potatoes have several times more potassium especially if you eat the skins
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May 18, 2014 01:03
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scalded schlong posted:bananas are not genetically diverse
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May 18, 2014 01:24
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i ate a banana once it was alright can see why he would eat one but two is weird i agree with you op
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May 18, 2014 01:27
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Plantain. World's stupidest banana variety.
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May 18, 2014 01:29
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Big Beef City posted:Plantain.
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May 18, 2014 01:33
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I've had 'em cooked however the hell the best ways could possibly be. I've spent more money on plantains than you've earned in a year. I don't like them, no one should like them. Peelable sweet-potato bullshit is what it is.
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May 18, 2014 01:42
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Hungry Joe posted:My coworker drinks about a gallon of watermelon juice for breakfast than either eats 6 pears or 6 bananas for lunch. P sure she's gonna die soon from malnutrition hth Can you buy watermelon juice? I didn't know that was a thing. Is this real?
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chippy posted:Can you buy watermelon juice? I didn't know that was a thing. Is this real? It is real, yes.
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May 18, 2014 01:59
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Big Beef City posted:I've had 'em cooked however the hell the best ways could possibly be. disgraceful
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May 18, 2014 02:36
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I'm allergic to bananas. 
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May 18, 2014 03:34
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I have a friend who used to do that but he was on some super spergy diet. I remember his second meal every day was 21 almonds and two bananas.
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May 18, 2014 04:36
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Clochette posted:I'm allergic to bananas. Are you also allergic to fun? 
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May 18, 2014 04:51
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Hungry Joe posted:My coworker drinks about a gallon of watermelon juice for breakfast than either eats 6 pears or 6 bananas for lunch. P sure she's gonna die soon from malnutrition hth is this some fruitarian crap like steve jobs
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Tripalium posted:is this some fruitarian crap like steve jobs I dunno, I've seen her eating Doritos too. I get that tho, that's part of my normal diet
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Internetjack posted:I met a girl who was a dancer at a peep show. One of her regular customers would come in once a week, raise the window, peel three bananas, shove them up his rear end, jerk off, poop them out into the garbage can, and then leave. I think she said he tipped pretty good, like $20 or something.
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May 19, 2014 14:18
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i had two bananas yesterday back to back because i wanted a snack but one banana wasnt enough
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I like bananas and I cannot lie you other workers can't deny that when lunchtime comes and you're looking in your case and see a banana in its place you get excited
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