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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

:siren: Pick 'em season is again open. :siren:

Link to thread goes here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3625761&pagenumber=9#lastpost

Link to spreadsheets here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1GSfpyDmA3l_-8chpnB8aujZzHZOQCPV2kNAafJhXc/edit#gid=166622749


Come on down for round 3 and prove your worth. I did good in round 2 so obviously I am excited.

I will keep it open till the end of Chi-LA game 1, and will give a few more posts about it here before then.

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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

House of horrors indeed.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Xtanstic posted:

Therrien is getting extended, so no. Hockey will never be fun. Only grinding and character.

Sounds like a trip to the dentist.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Well now that our national nightmare has begun, here's another reminder about :siren: Pick'em round 3 :siren: being open for business to any and all.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3625761&pagenumber=9#lastpost

There's the link. Note you now must choose Montreal to win after the New York Football Giants hung a td on them.

Link to spreadsheets for you to explore!:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1GSfpyDmA3l_-8chpnB8aujZzHZOQCPV2kNAafJhXc/edit#gid=1593119107

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Pick 'em standings after round two

Lazerwolf still in the lead, while T-bone keeps pace and Pancakes comes roaring into the money rankings!

See the thread for more info.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3625761&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=9



Duro's angry liver posted:

lazerwolf 48
T-Bone 44
Pancakes by Mail 37
Zat 36
Dak02 35
Duro 35
HOW COULD YOU 35
whatis 35
astr0man 34
menthol moose 34
-10-
mono 34
OldSenileGuy 33
darkwolf220 32
Zamboni Jesus 32
Thufir 31
CBJSprague24 30
EvilJimmyCarter 30
Flyinglemur 30
Stanos 30
Stickarts 30
-20-
Veskit 30
Xtanstic 30
Twin Cinema 29
DickBoat 28
fancy stats 28
Jaw Knee 28
Rutkowski 28
SporkofTruth 28
ThinkTank 28
Zodijackylite 28
-30-
Blackbelt Bobman 26
ffoecaf 26
Hand Knit 26
Hockles 26
Infidel Castro 26
Karnegal 26
Mind_Taker 26
Pleads 26
fits 25
CDX 24
-40-
Drunk Canuck 24
HookShot 24
HootTheOwl 24
JayMax 24
kalensc 24
Knowlue 24
MononcQc 24
revtoiletduck 24
Sadmantongue 24
Topoisomerase 24
-50-
wonderllama 24
.Spec 22
a false 22
Bilirubin 22
Jordan7hm 22
Kilza 22
mennoknight 22
Pierre McGuire 22
deafmute 20
Diet Crack 20
-60-
INSPECTAH DECK 20
MrCodeDude 20
Rene Rancourt 20
Technetium 20
Guignol 18
NJD2005 18
Shoeonhead22 18
ShyftedOne 18
The Angry Bum 18
THE MACHO MAN 18
-70-
EVGA Longoria 17
BOXC 16
Chad Sexington 16
Grimby 16
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AAB 14
Furnaceface 14
Jedimastafez 14
Shinjobi 14
totes 14
-80-
aejix 12
Kreez 12
mutations 12
Rotten Cookies 12
VJeff 12
Filthee Fingas 10
goldrush 10
marsisol 10
mcvey 10
Naet 10
-90-
Shadow Ninja 64 10
SURPRISE WITNESS 10
yellowcar 10
Austrian mook 8
Buane 8
Daeno 8
deadEd 8
double sulk 8
Laderhan 8
marioinblack 8
-100-
flakeloaf 6
Habibi 6
Largo LaForge 6
Levitate 6
RC Cola 6
Verviticus 6
Wrax 6
johnfw50 4
Porrima 4
Serisothikos 4
-110-
stab 4
Zyla 4
Sharks Eat Bear 2

Stickarts fucked around with this message at 22:30 on May 17, 2014

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally


Yes that doesn't... look so good for you.


For the record, of all those who took part in both rounds, Shyfted One is last with 18.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Not that I don't think LA is the better team, but you have to give Montreal a puncher's chance in any series, I would say. They just rope a doped Boston, not sure what else they can do. Besides poo poo the bed hilariously.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

what the gently caress

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Someone better confirm/deny this soon because

F
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C
C
C
K
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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Y'all got like 3 hours to join :siren:pick'em:siren: part 3. Get in!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3625761&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=10

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Levitate is just gunning for an offensive avatar.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Last call for round three :siren:pick 'em:siren: come on in and fill your boots with hockey knowledge.

Thread here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3625761&pagenumber=10#lastpost

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

I hate my life.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Pancakes by Mail posted:

Murray is proven as pretty bad, Beaulieu has at least a chance to stun the world and look good. No sense taking an assured poor choice over a wild card.

edited for parallels, edited for Michel T, coach of the century.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Bishop fell on his own accord! You can't tie anything back to Montreal!


In the meantime, here's hoping for another 50 years of darkness to descend on the Rangers.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Can we avoid the Zapruder film treatment of this? That poo poo drives me bonkers.

It was the definition of grey area. Montreal deserved better, I hope Kreider contracts herpes, etc etc.


Most of me will be disappointed if Montreal tries to goon it up or run Hank. A small part of me will cry out in bloodlust, though.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

If Murray gets called up and goes on a glacial rampage, clear cutting all in his path and furrowing deep rivers and valleys with his might I might just cheer for him to break off the rest of the ice shelf and float into the Atlantic Ocean and melt.

Thus raising water levels by 6 feet and throwing New York into the sea.




A parade down Saint Laurent in his honour, surely, would be held then.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Habs fans are allowed irrational hate for Kreider so don't get all ??? over that aspect of it. He essentially handed the series to you on a silver platter in the middle of the first game by taking out our best player.

And lol at Boston fans. Quick! Montreal's down! Let's kick 'em! Note that that isn't sarcasm. i'm laughing at you like the man who you just shot through the heart but he managed to shoot you in the face simultaneously.

Stickarts fucked around with this message at 17:13 on May 19, 2014

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

There will be blood.






Also note some of you chumps figured you were geniuses and picked teams that won game 1. I detected your blatant skullduggery and took pains to fix it.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Veskit posted:

opportunity to propel themselves to the Stanley Cup finals in a legal play?

Come on.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

The collective bile and tears of 15 teams' worth of playoff posters would make up the last two feet. Obviously.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

This game played out pretty much like clockwork. Toke played ok - that second goal was the only one you can really give him guff for. The only problem was we needed one better than what you would expect, not one worse. Lundqvist was frustratingly good and the Rangers have no qualms slowing the game to a crawl. Why wouldn't you when you got Hank defending a lead.

I don't like the smell of wasted potential.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

I've discovered a way to stop King Henrik.







Not that I'm condoning regicide, but


The King is Dead! Long live the King!

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

MononcQc posted:

The nice thing about Carey being injured this early is that it's far easier to come to term with an inevitable elimination when you still have 3 games to deal with it. :smith:

Tell me about it. I'm already transitioning from bargaining into depression.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally


That is a pretty classic photo.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Naet posted:

Based on the remaining space of his upper arm, I've concluded that the Blackhawks will never win again.
You presume the existence of a merciful God.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Good lord I actually like that lineup.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

The late, blindside "thank god he wasn't head hunting or stepan would be having a seizure right now" hit notwithstanding I actually really liked Prust's game. And he somehow managed to hit people and even had a fight! Without throwing out his shoulder, losing, or causing a goal.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

I will throw my hat in with "one" emblazoned across it. That hit could have been much, much worse if Prust was actually skating around with a malicious intent to injure. Once Stepan came back I thought Prust might actually get zero.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

We're through the looking glass and living in Tokes' purple, hazy, bong-rip world now. Who knows what's possible.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Prust was 100% not headhunting there. That is "you're out, son" territory if he was interested in clocking Stepan in the head. The reasons to get angry/it was dirty were: late, blindside, and the kind of hit the NHL has stated it wants out, but contact to the head was incidental. 1 game, as I have said. More if Stepan had stayed out of the game.


e. To be clear, I also don't want those kind of hits in the game. I would rather my gladiators live a life outside of adult diapers and personal care workers.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

15 years ago Scott Stevens was doing that with principle point of contact being someone's nose while the crowd bloodlusted, so at least there's that.


Just in case I am not being clear or I am being misread - it was dirty and suspension-worthy. I'm just glad Prust isn't Raffi Torres or Stepan would be in the hospital.

Stickarts fucked around with this message at 16:26 on May 23, 2014

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Now I'm thinking of Paul Kariya and I'm all :(

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

There is no way any of us could have expected Stepan to be injured. He was giving and taking big hits all night. Crazy.

It really, really doesn't look like "broken jaw" level of violence in the replays. That really sucks.


And I try to unequivocally support contact to the head - intentional or incidental or not - as being suspendable. The sport is too fast and too violent for players to be reckless the same way their forebearers were. There is a way thinner margin of error for "permanent damage". This is where I make a tenuous connection to Carey Price and his knee.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

But apparently it is only bad when the other team does it so get hosed New York Prusty is my golden calf

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

DyneAvenger posted:

The force of the hit caused both of his legs to rag doll up into the air and then lay face down on the ice for a solid 30 seconds before trying to get up.

I'd say it looked violent enough.

Yes and has been said by numerous posters previously, if Prust had been interested in tacking "headshot" onto the end of "late, blind side" people would have been picking Stepan's teeth off the ice with Stepan in a neck brace, not Stepan up and screaming 30 seconds after your 30 seconds.

Also as I wrote! This isn't an excuse. Prust was playing without due responsibility to his peers' health and he deserves to sit.


All that being said, gently caress Kreider

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

"He set the tone to getting outshot 16-4 in the period."

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

God is Carcillo a walking paper bag full of rancid poo poo or what.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Halisnacks posted:

Sean Avery: makes fun of people for making less money than him.

Seriously. Shove it up your pucker, Avery.


fits posted:

Updating his software for run_tokarski.exe

I'm gonna plant child porn on Kreider's laptop and report him to the FBI.

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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

I just don't get it - sheltered minutes and a lot of O zone starts, sure, but I have noticed Bow do nothing but good pretty much every game he's been in, and does things dogcubes simply can't. I really like how he has managed to continue to use his puck skills in the tight checking postseason, and I have seen enough defensive disasters to remember the goat - and he aint one of them. Bow did a couple noteworthily positive things in game 3 with eight minutes worth of TOI.


Montreal's lack of defensive depth has been exposed this postseason - can you imagine a world where we didn't pick up Weaver and one of Cube or Hund was playing every game? Perish the thought.

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