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Yes sir? You want me to go on an away mission with Riker, Data and Worf? What a great chance for career advancement that totally will not result in my death.
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this thread is so nerdy ugh
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May 18, 2014 21:42
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im dead and gay
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May 18, 2014 21:43
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shoots da op to provide credible threat 
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May 18, 2014 21:44
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itt we make a thread that has been done 5 times in the past week
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May 18, 2014 21:44
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*dies*
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May 18, 2014 21:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDS-84hv0E
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May 18, 2014 21:47
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"Phasers? Why do you guys have phasers? My tricorder isn't wor-" *transporter activates*
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May 18, 2014 21:48
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*dies*
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May 18, 2014 21:49
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May 18, 2014 21:50
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I'm just standing here pressing buttons on this console to keep the ship running. Oh the main cast are on the bridge now? Time for my shift to end, time to go run my Dr Crusher holodeck gently caress program.
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May 18, 2014 21:53
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Manages to avoid away missions and successfully evades the attention of the senior staff for all six months aboard the Enterprise. Transfers to another ship. Has a relatively pleasant career.
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May 18, 2014 21:56
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I'd love to join the away team but this shitter won't unclog itself.
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May 18, 2014 22:51
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jokes on you, im a tng redshirt, we're in command now
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May 18, 2014 23:08
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kill all nerds
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May 18, 2014 23:15
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aatrek
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May 18, 2014 23:15
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this is a bad unoriginal thread idea and the op stole his joke from a book literally called redshirts which is like 240 pages of this thread but written by someone with a modicum of talent and humor
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May 18, 2014 23:16
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bad unoriginal threads are our bread and butter tho. this thread prolly happened earlier in the week. that guy just said aatrek even.
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May 18, 2014 23:19
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:aatrek
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May 18, 2014 23:20
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*joins the Maquis to make myself relevant enough to transcend redshirtdom and escape certain death*
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May 18, 2014 23:25
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I'm ensign #1
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May 18, 2014 23:33
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*has less chance of getting hosed than an 8 year old alone with aatrek*
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May 18, 2014 23:38
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*has a normal life and didn't get killed during a mission*
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May 19, 2014 00:06
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"yes! I finally get to go on an away mission. I'm so tired of being cramped in Voyager for over 2 years. I'm going by shuttle, so I should be safe!"
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May 19, 2014 00:14
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Wingless posted:*joins the Maquis to make myself relevant enough to transcend redshirtdom and escape certain death* Wow, I'm sure my change in job will lead to a safer career.
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TangentEnigma posted:this is a bad unoriginal thread idea The OP thought of doing the thread as he was watching an episode of Star Trek (TNG, Descent Part 1, Season 6 is you must know) when Riker said "I'll take an away team, Worf, Data: You're with me" and then the next thing you know it's those three and a random woman in a yellow shirt and I thought to myself: "Why the gently caress would you even agree to go?" As for your poo poo book which I'm sure you have the 1st edition signed by the author plus every single star trek actor you could harass at all the conventions you attend dressed as an overweight Mr Spock: I've never heard of it.
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May 19, 2014 00:40
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Of course if I was a redshirt I wouldn't have said all that because extras get like 3 lines max. I probably would have had to have settled for "Look out!" before drawing my phaser with the slowest reaction speed known to man so you can get the first shot off (which I kinda guess you did in a way).
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May 19, 2014 00:42
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It's all right Mr.Spock, this alien looks pretty friendly!
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May 19, 2014 00:44
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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May 19, 2014 01:23
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They're minors, not "miners".
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May 19, 2014 01:28
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Maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
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May 19, 2014 01:36
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I'm the redshirt in the back of the bar drinking heavily because I have just one more away mission till I get a promotion to a different branch. Riker keeps looking over his shoulder at me and laughing while hitting on the girl from medical that he knows I like. He knows that I will never possess a red shirt like his nor the girl.
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May 19, 2014 03:05
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Bargearse posted:Maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that? did that ever happen with a redshirt
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May 19, 2014 03:06
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Parallax Scroll posted:did that ever happen with a redshirt Chekov started out that way.
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May 19, 2014 03:07
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coolest redshirts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgQidVzdneE
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May 19, 2014 05:52
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worf was basically a redshirt with more hp, if you think about it
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May 19, 2014 06:10
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Chimo Trek
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May 19, 2014 06:12
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Listen I need to file a sexual harassment report against Captain Kirk I'm requested on the next Away team? Oh well I'll do it when I get back
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May 19, 2014 06:36
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I can't wait to get back to Earth to see my wife and baby. Only a few weeks and I rotate out at starbase twelve.
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Sorry I'm four hours late for duty, Q showed up and caused wacky hijinks to ensue.
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