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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIENDS ITS may nineteenth ON THIS DAY KANE’S PARENTS WERE KILLED BY PETE ROSE DRESSED UP AS THE SAN DIEGO CHICKEN (RIP PETE ROSE) WHO THEN BURNED KANE’S FACE OFF EXCEPT THAT THEY WERE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCARS INSTEAD OF PHYSICAL SCARS. KANE ALSO LOST HIS VOICE IN THE ATTACK BUT THEN GOT IT BACK BECAUSE HE’S KANE WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo may nineteenth IS AN IMPORTANT DAY RIP KANE AND UNDERTAKERS DAD PAUL HEYMAN LAST WEEK ON RAW:  KANE HAS KILLED DANIEL BRYAN AND BROKE HIS WEAK rear end NECK AND MADE HIM GO TO SURGERY FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH WHO’S NOT AS GOOD AS KANE. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS ON THIS DAY OF DAYS BECAUSE THE SHOW LAST WEEK WAS BORING AS HELL WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:  BECAUSE IT’S may nineteenth MOTHERFUCKER WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED RAW’S HAPPENING TONIGHT ON THIS HOLIEST OF DAYS BUT IT’S TAPED AND IT’LL PROBABLY HAVE A COOL KANE SEGMENT WHERE HE PUTS HIS MASK ON STEPHANIE MCMAHON OR SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PAST AND MAYBE MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR WILL CONQUER KANE’S UNDEFEATED STREAK OF BEING A RAD DUDE ON may nineteenth  PICTURED: GO BACK TO DOING THIS YOU loving IDIOTS  poo poo I FAILED may nineteenth SNACK RATING:  SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS IT’S ALL THAT KANE EATS THIS IS A CANON FACT STREAMS FOR TONIGHT  ITS THE FAULT OF YOUR OWN WEAKNESS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A STREAM TO WATCH MONDAY NIGHT RAW GO gently caress YOURSELF
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May 20, 2014 00:14
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Kane's pretty good at kayfabe murder.
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I read the spoilers and Kane is not on this show 
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:It's May 20th here. Maybe you should live in God's Country, you loving scrub.
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May 20, 2014 00:17
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Bard Maddox posted:Maybe you should live in God's Country, you loving scrub. Yeah. Parts Unknown!
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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. IF YOU FIND THAT GETTING HYPE AS gently caress IS IMPOSSIBLE I NEED YOU TO GO OUT, BREW A POT OF COFFEE, AND DRINK THAT poo poo AS HOT AS YOU loving CAN. JUST LET THAT BROWN TAKE YOU OVER MAN. GET THE MOST HYPE YOU CAN BECAUSE IT IS MAY NINETEENTH AND MONSTERS ARE REAL AND GOD IS REAL AND WRESTLING IS REAL AND YOU ARE REAL AND DRINK ANOTHER POT OF COFFEE IF YOU ARE INSUFFICIENTLY HYPE SO YOU CAN BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE SPIRITUALLY. SCREAM AT THE TELEVISION. EAT YOUR SOFA. DISCOVER THE OLD GODS. GET SOME. GET SOME. GET SOME. HAVE YOU GOTTEN HYPE YET????!!! GOD drat IT. UNTIL YOU HAVE BLOWN A HOLE THROUGH THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR HYPE AND CREATE A SINGULARITY THAT CAN KILL EVERYTHING EXCEPT the demon kane, YOU ARE NOT HYPE ENOUGH. LET HEAVEN AND EARTH REJOICE BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR WRESTLES AND OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I AM SO READY
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May 20, 2014 00:19
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hey somebody who read the spoilers, is raw worth watching tonight
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May 20, 2014 00:21
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I wonder how many pints Shaemus will drink/talk about drinking tonight.
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I Before E posted:I read the spoilers and Kane is not on this show WHAT?!?!? ON MAY 19TH?!?!?! gently caress. Also I have a lot of favorite Kane moments but the whole 2001 Royal Rumble was probably tops.
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Not gonna bother with the pre-show tonight but someone please advise if it's a hilarious ode to MAY NINETEENTH so I can go back and watch later, thanks in advance.
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May 20, 2014 00:27
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Pat Patterson looking pimp as gently caress there.
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aesop jones posted:LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. IF YOU FIND THAT GETTING HYPE AS gently caress IS IMPOSSIBLE I NEED YOU TO GO OUT, BREW A POT OF COFFEE, AND DRINK THAT poo poo AS HOT AS YOU loving CAN. JUST LET THAT BROWN TAKE YOU OVER MAN. GET THE MOST HYPE YOU CAN BECAUSE IT IS MAY NINETEENTH AND MONSTERS ARE REAL AND GOD IS REAL AND WRESTLING IS REAL AND YOU ARE REAL AND DRINK ANOTHER POT OF COFFEE IF YOU ARE INSUFFICIENTLY HYPE SO YOU CAN BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE SPIRITUALLY. SCREAM AT THE TELEVISION. EAT YOUR SOFA. DISCOVER THE OLD GODS. GET SOME. GET SOME. GET SOME. HAVE YOU GOTTEN HYPE YET????!!! GOD drat IT. UNTIL YOU HAVE BLOWN A HOLE THROUGH THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR HYPE AND CREATE A SINGULARITY THAT CAN KILL EVERYTHING EXCEPT the demon kane, YOU ARE NOT HYPE ENOUGH. Thanks Mr. Rawley
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May 20, 2014 00:28
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There's something unspeakably funny about hearing Okerlund sing out "HOLY BALLS!" in full announcer voice
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fatherdog posted:There's something unspeakably funny about hearing Okerlund sing out "HOLY BALLS!" in full announcer voice It gets me every single time
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What day is it? Is that why we set off fireworks yesterday?
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Booker T: We're coming to you live from WCW Special Forces here.
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Batista is starting to look like Grizzly Adams.
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I just got back home on a delayed busride from NYC in time to watch this. Hopefully it's a decent show, but the UK Raw combined with mounting injuries and their bad booking since WM has me skeptical. I assume Reigns is alright after that injury scare? Haven't heard anything further.
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Thauros posted:I just got back home on a delayed busride from NYC in time to watch this. Hopefully it's a decent show, but the UK Raw combined with mounting injuries and their bad booking since WM has me skeptical. As long as Seth Rollins is around to yell at people and/or jump off tall things, I'll be happy. Also, 3MB, Barrett and no Clem Layfield.
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Thauros posted:I just got back home on a delayed busride from NYC in time to watch this. Hopefully it's a decent show, but the UK Raw combined with mounting injuries and their bad booking since WM has me skeptical. Reports stated recently that Ambrose found Reigns vagina eye, quote, 'very attractive'.
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Thauros posted:I just got back home on a delayed busride from NYC in time to watch this. Hopefully it's a decent show, but the UK Raw combined with mounting injuries and their bad booking since WM has me skeptical. Reigns just had a deep gash on his forehead, right? Or was there something more serious?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEw3Z8agGew
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Commissar Ken posted:Reports stated recently that Ambrose found Reigns vagina eye, quote, 'very attractive'. Goddamnit Ken, stay off Fanfiction.net
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May 20, 2014 00:35
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Good god I remember the build up to Judgemet Day 2006 being JBL having a string of big guys beat up Rey, but I didn't remember the go home show have Kane standing tall over the two people in Judgement Day's main event. Rey REALLY shouldn't have said May 19th.
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Writer Cath posted:Goddamnit Ken, stay off Fanfiction.net Hey, do I come to your work and slap the dustbuster out of your hand and say "No, bad!"
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Commissar Ken posted:Hey, do I come to your work and slap the dustbuster out of your hand and say "No, bad!" That was you?
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May 20, 2014 00:38
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Oh god another beat the clock challenge for the IC title. Has there ever been a decent beat the clock challenge?
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Writer Cath posted:That was you? All I can say is that it isn't likely not me.
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Omally posted:hey somebody who read the spoilers, is raw worth watching tonight Looks to be a wheel-spinner with a few possible good matches.
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Sionistic posted:Oh god another beat the clock challenge for the IC title.
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Sionistic posted:Oh god another beat the clock challenge for the IC title. In theory it works, its just that they always feel the need to do some kind of BS ending
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loving wrestletube getting pinged for viruses by AVG, I don't know if I'd even wanna bother watching 3 hours of Raw without the internet Alright, found a different stream site http://www.vipboxus.co/boxing/227945/1/wwe-monday-night-raw-live-stream-online.html savinhill fucked around with this message at 00:49 on May 20, 2014 |
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loving really John? 
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You're right Booker, Cena has had multiple championshits
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Sick burn Cesaro.
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
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BURN!
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Can we somehow make a sound emote of Heyman's "Burn"?
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