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Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Ditor... I'm not even kidding. He's a second (?) cousin who I never met. He's in the other room telling to my brother about the red pill or some poo poo. And the piece de resistance... He's wearing a freakin fedora. I'm gonna try to get a pic obviously but what should I do in the meantime?

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
friendship is magic

rappinrodney.ogg
Apr 24, 2009
piss yourself and rub his nose in it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mutter how wrong he is while avoiding eye contact

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you should hang out with him more now

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Did you ask if he had stairs in his house because I can guarantee you he's a goon.

Shrinkage
Oct 23, 2010
pics or gtfo

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
stab him. stab everybody

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
cross yourself

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
fire up the woodchipper

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Do you have a gun or a knife?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

invite him to vote Republican this fall.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
as a person who rushes to post these things on an Internet forum asap you are superior to that person

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Ask him about his sex life. I bet he has no stories to tell but will still talk for hours on end.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

on a scale of 1-10, how sexy is he?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Barfoid 3 posted:

Ditor... I'm not even kidding. He's a second (?) cousin who I never met. He's in the other room telling to my brother about the red pill or some poo poo. And the piece de resistance... He's wearing a freakin fedora. I'm gonna try to get a pic obviously but what should I do in the meantime?

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Ok I got a pic but I can't find the USB cable for my camera.

Shrinkage
Oct 23, 2010

Barfoid 3 posted:

Ok I got a pic but I can't find the USB cable for my camera.

Ask your cousin.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Shrinkage posted:

Ask your cousin.

tell him he's about to be internet famous on the well known website something awful dot com

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Buy your cousin an account and make him post in this thread. Or do an ask/tell.

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
wtf is a red pill

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

p sure i could just go into goons.jpg and get the same experience but thanks for the thread op

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
He does crossfit too I guess

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Stalins Moustache posted:

wtf is a red pill

A suppository for assholes.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Personally recreate goatse and ask him for his opinion.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

quote some lulzy xbox one sales figures and bitcoin price histories at him

Randy Fandy
May 21, 2014

by XyloJW

Barfoid 3 posted:

Ditor... I'm not even kidding. He's a second (?) cousin who I never met. He's in the other room telling to my brother about the red pill or some poo poo. And the piece de resistance... He's wearing a freakin fedora. I'm gonna try to get a pic obviously but what should I do in the meantime?

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Ask him his opinions about r/jailbait's shut down.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Robotnik Nudes posted:

A suppository for assholes.

all suppositories are for assholes genius

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Oh ya and he likes bitcoin too

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Don't post his picture, and instead post goatse.

Or maybe both

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

all suppositories are for assholes genius

:thejoke:

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Oh and he has a bag of Cheetos

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress him

literally not figuratively

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
He's drinking gamer fuel

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
poo poo in his fedora and put it back on his head.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
How triggered are you OP? Better get on SSI for anxiety and cut your dick off.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
so what else do you two have in common?

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

wait now I'm confused I thought we were doing a bit

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


So are you repeatedly sticking your in the room to stare at him for a couple seconds then returning back to the computer with reports?

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