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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Bo Dallas debuts tonight.

Usos VS the Wyats.

Hulk Hogan is here.

Ziggler VS Batista in a No DQ Match,

Should be a fun Smackdown.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I bolieve in Hulkamania. I will ALWAYS bolieve in Hulkamania :colbert:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Why did Syfy find it appropriate to air Piranha before Smackdown?

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

man I hope Bo Dallas actually does something tonight

like wrestle

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Where is John Cena

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!



Am I excited for the Debut of Bo Dallas?



yeah, a little bit

I'm a true Boliever

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

DingoSlasher posted:

Why did Syfy find it appropriate to air Piranha before Smackdown?

That was ludicrous.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

no seriously if Bo Dallas has an actual honest to god wrestling match I will become a boliever

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
The opening needs less Miz and more Mark Henry

HUK HOGAN WE COMIN FOR YOU sucka

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Smackdown as an opening theme?!

Also HULK HOGAN! :swoon:

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Okay I'm down with Hulk being back and whatever, but we all know he's just here to shill something and that just makes me want to do anything else but watch this segment.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Hes uh browner than usual

EDIT: V Also to plug the Network.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Asmodai_00 posted:

Okay I'm down with Hulk being back and whatever, but we all know he's just here to shill something and that just makes me want to do anything else but watch this segment.

He's here because it's a rare chance for people in England to see him live, and that probably guaranteed at least a few extra ticket sales. I've always regretted never seeing Hulk Hogan live.

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

BigRed0427 posted:

That was ludicrous.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Haha Hogan you're repeating things 3 times in a row.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

He's here because it's a rare chance for people in England to see him live, and that probably guaranteed at least a few extra ticket sales. I've always regretted never seeing Hulk Hogan live.

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER!

I don't doubt that.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
British 'ulkamaniacs

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Jerusalem posted:

He's here because it's a rare chance for people in England to see him live, and that probably guaranteed at least a few extra ticket sales. I've always regretted never seeing Hulk Hogan live.

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER!

I've seen Hogan a few times live, just never seen him wrestle.

Another paycheck well earned!

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

....that's it?

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

No, seriously, that's it?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
BATISTA YOUR BEARD :stonk:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Wow that was complete nonsense.

Less than 2 hours until Hannibal so at least tonight will end on an entertaining note!

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
I still mark out at Hogan's theme. :shobon:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Atticus Finch posted:

Wow that was complete nonsense.

Less than 2 hours until Hannibal so at least tonight will end on an entertaining note!

Until then you'll have to deal with Hannibo.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Asmodai_00 posted:

No, seriously, that's it?

Vince is probably fearful Hulk will start rambling or messing up the mic so he's cutting the plugs short

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
At least Hogan's segment was short and not on Raw.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Atticus Finch posted:

Wow that was complete nonsense.

Less than 2 hours until Hannibal so at least tonight will end on an entertaining note!

I am so loving psyched for the finale :hfive:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
If Ziggler was smart he'd have challenged Batista to a hundred yard dash, or in Europe a 91.4 meter dash.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Ziggler cutting mad promos on the WWE app, pity nothing like this ever gets on air for him

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Why doesn't Dolph have pyro when he does his butt wiggle.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Asmodai_00 posted:

Ziggler cutting mad promos on the WWE app, pity nothing like this ever gets on air for him

God I hate that poo poo. I want promos and character development on the TV not on the app you fuckers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

If Ziggler was smart

welp

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Did Ziggler actually demand it, or just tweet about it?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Also why did Batista lose his entrance when Triple H and Randy Orton got to keep theirs? Was he so gassed from doing the Machine Gun pose that they had to take that away from him?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Is it just me or are they making Batista wrestle a fuckton? Possibly as a "gently caress you" for leaving soon?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Atticus Finch posted:

Is it just me or are they making Batista wrestle a fuckton? Possibly as a "gently caress you" for leaving soon?

Probably more from a,"Let's get our money's worth from him" standpoint.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Batista did two shoulder charges into Ziggler, then backed away like he'd been staggered by a punch before Ziggler even got out of the corner, let alone threw a punch :psyduck:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
YOU DROPPED THE CHAIR ZIGGLER

YOU NEVER DROP THE CHAIR ZIGGLER

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Batista did two shoulder charges into Ziggler, then backed away like he'd been staggered by a punch before Ziggler even got out of the corner, let alone threw a punch :psyduck:

We lost Punk for this

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I wanna see current Batista in a last man standing match, he'd never be able to win a match that won't let him lay down for more than a 10 count.

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