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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm just curious because I live right outside DC and work in the city but have never met anyone like this. In fact everyone I have met is the exact opposite.

you know these sad sacks dont live inside the beltway

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

im horney

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


Hi my name is Kyle and I'm a 22 year old anarcho socialist communal schlongologist studying philosophy and non heteronormative psychology at Devry University. If you want to discuss our inner penis and other anarcho pro industrialist anti capitalist rhetoric or just JO with each other and stomp on trains then hit me up.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Luvcow posted:



Hi my name is Kyle and I'm a 22 year old anarcho socialist communal schlongologist studying philosophy and non heteronormative psychology at Devry University. If you want to discuss our inner penis and other anarcho pro industrialist anti capitalist rhetoric or just JO with each other and stomp on trains then hit me up.

turns out im gay

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Hi. I'm Sabel. I'm a gay elf succubus seeking human cock

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

Luvcow posted:



Hi my name is Kyle and I'm a 22 year old anarcho socialist communal schlongologist studying philosophy and non heteronormative psychology at Devry University. If you want to discuss our inner penis and other anarcho pro industrialist anti capitalist rhetoric or just JO with each other and stomp on trains then hit me up.

but do they have several pounds of frozen imitation crab meat i could take with me after we J/O on trains?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Sabel posted:

Hi. I'm Sabel. I'm a gay elf succubus seeking human cock

*PM box fills endlessly*

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Luvcow posted:

*PM box fills endlessly*

maybe if most of us didnt know she was already just a lame ol cis human female

(ew)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sabel posted:

Hi. I'm Sabel. I'm a gay elf succubus seeking human cock

Isn't that the plot to that Will Ferrell movie?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Fetus Tree posted:

maybe if most of us didnt know she was already just a lame ol cis human female

(ew)
I'll never meet any of you so in my mind you are all big boobed Asian teens

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Luvcow posted:



Hi my name is Kyle and I'm a 22 year old anarcho socialist communal schlongologist studying philosophy and non heteronormative psychology at Devry University. If you want to discuss our inner penis and other anarcho pro industrialist anti capitalist rhetoric or just JO with each other and stomp on trains then hit me up.

Show me whats under door number two!

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


spengler posted:

so it took a genderqueer "revolution" to make anti-semitism cool again?

And Israel got right-wing and the ADL started overusing "anti-semetic" and Palestine is the underdog.

But anyway, these goddamn profiles. I am happy not to know these people.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:



Hi my name is Kyle and I'm a 22 year old anarcho socialist communal schlongologist studying philosophy and non heteronormative psychology at Devry University. If you want to discuss our inner penis and other anarcho pro industrialist anti capitalist rhetoric or just JO with each other and stomp on trains then hit me up.

I am super gay for this man

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
what up kyle

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

Do you think these kids are basically normal and just absorbed too much internet, or did they go all weird because they secretly have corkscrew-shaped nipples or something

as someone in this age group and exposed to lots of internet while growing up, I think that this is all pretty ridiculous so it is probably the latter

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
you cant extrapolate the internet to society at large

tho it might be worth a shot just to see the swift and bloody counterrevolution
(kyle can hide in my attic, we'll stomp trains and xe can teach me about scholongology)

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
nah, its definitely a combination of the internet giving any shithead a soap box for the rapid exchange of ideas in combination with the movement to be more accepting, with the idea now that you have to prance around like a little bitch whenever you talk, lest you offend Xarlos the tri-gender dolphin kin

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
any one of these people would make for more interesting convo than your run of the mill atheist "nice guy"

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Gazpacho posted:

any one of these people would make for more interesting convo than your run of the mill atheist "nice guy"

thats basically saying that you set the bar for 'good sexual encounter' at 'didn't end up needing antibiotics afterall'

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Gazpacho posted:

any one of these people would make for more interesting convo than your run of the mill atheist "nice guy"
not really they can only communicate in cribbed tumblrspeak

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
liberal arts phobia, the real bigotry

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Remember how everybody thought matt and trey were total bigots for making fun of people wanting to be dolphins in that South Park episode?

Miltank fucked around with this message at 07:21 on May 24, 2014

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
That poo poo was real within half a decade

e: like it was literally the most ridiculous thing that anyone could think of at the time.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hi kyle. i would like to jo our gay dicks together. i dont have pms send me a email, looking to ge tto know you better. i got a big dick hope you do too. see ay

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hyle i still haven't got an email from you. i really like your picture and would like to get to know you better. if you dont want to meet up just say so dont leave me hanging dude. hope to hear soon.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Miltank posted:

That poo poo was real within half a decade

e: like it was literally the most ridiculous thing that anyone could think of at the time.
tell us more about the gay agenda

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

KYLE gently caress YOU. I CANT BELIEV EYOU WOULD DO THIS> I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH OUR GAY COCKS TOGETHER. I HOPE UI NEVER HEARD FROM YOU. loving FAG

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

kyle im sorry sometimes i get angry but im working on it listen if you wanna chat hit me up okay i hope youll still email me. i hope to talk soon. -Don

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Gazpacho posted:

tell us more about the gay agenda

These are cold hard facts.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
is "developing non-monagomously based intimate relationships" what the kids are calling getting some gently caress buddies these days

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Omi-Polari posted:

is "developing non-monagomously based intimate relationships" what the kids are calling getting some gently caress buddies these days

no i assume most of the people here don't have to worry about any of that

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
how come these people get to talk about all their sexual fluids but when I do it I'm not allowed back in the radio shack?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
itt we are all hank hill looking at bobby from afar

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

N. Senada posted:

itt we are all hank hill looking at bobby from afar

https://imgur.com/a/kgDth#6

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
did LF start this poo poo, that's about when I noticed obnoxious gender politics start getting into full swing

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Sabel posted:

did LF start this poo poo, that's about when I noticed obnoxious gender politics start getting into full swing

Tumblr had a lot to do with it, I think LF just attracted much of that crowd for whatever reason

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
genderpolitik
genderpol

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Sabel posted:

genderpolitik
genderpol

politisexual (only attracted to congresspersons)

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted




Goodbye Horses plays in the background

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i'm mom's cane being used to brace the door

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