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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

N. Senada posted:

this guy's batting a thousand tonight

and by this guy i mean the guy you're quoting hotep

thanks!

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

fetus tree and it aint even close

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

babypolis posted:

fetus tree and it aint even close

despite the name, shitposter is an honorable title, not unlike being a demigod

it's not for creepy weirdos like conquistador

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
the ascendent

a wittier poster than i can work the word poo poo into that

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives

lmao what a fag

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
the revelation that fetus tree = conquistador has really upset me guys

it ruined my friday thanks a lot

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

despite the name, shitposter is an honorable title, not unlike being a demigod

it's not for creepy weirdos like conquistador

while the content of his posts leaves much to be desired he shitposts like its his loving job and i have to respect that

i propose that the top gbs shitposter gets treated as a god for a month and then permabanned in sacrifice to the mods, like the aztecs of old

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

No,seriously....who is conquistador, and why should I hate him?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Make Fetus Tree a mod, imo

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

babypolis posted:

i propose that the top gbs shitposter gets treated as a god for a month and then permabanned in sacrifice to the mods, like the aztecs of old
restore some much-needed pomp and dignity to the shitposting tradition

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Sabel posted:

Make Fetus Tree a mod, imo

i believed he raped a child so he's prime material

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

lmao what a fag
I made the first page!

Do I win?

Wait, I can't win, can I? I was serious-posting (which I guess is worse now?) but I wasn't poo poo-posting, I was posting in earnest.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

whoflungpoop posted:

restore some much-needed pomp and dignity to the shitposting tradition

it worked 10000 years ago, should work now

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

brick cow posted:

i believed he raped a child so he's prime material

:stare: wait what?

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Dr. Faustus posted:

I made the first page!

Do I win?

Wait, I can't win, can I? I was serious-posting (which I guess is worse now?) but I wasn't poo poo-posting, I was posting in earnest.

lol

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives

Dr. Faustus posted:

I made the first page!

Do I win?

Wait, I can't win, can I? I was serious-posting (which I guess is worse now?) but I wasn't poo poo-posting, I was posting in earnest.

the thing about when you win is you actually lose

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

the thing about when you win is you actually lose
That is one of those lessons I learned the hard way.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

gary oldmans diary posted:

that dudes a loving idiot i dont know why he hasnt been permabanned everyone hates him

That seems like an extreme reaction against a dumbass who only cruises by here every two weeks when he's super drunk.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Cold and Ugly posted:

That seems like an extreme reaction against a dumbass who only cruises by here every two weeks when he's super drunk.
I was thinking the same thing, especially since when I am inebriated I just become more honest.

I admit I was slow on the uptake when GBS stopped being nice.

Also, I'm really sweet in real life like most posters in GBS.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Dr. Faustus posted:

I was thinking the same thing, especially since when I am inebriated I just become more honest.

I admit I was slow on the uptake when GBS stopped being nice.

Also, I'm really sweet in real life like most posters in GBS.

I might have said something mean to them in some other thread. My instinct is to look for faults in myself first, I guess.

I can tell you're a good guy, though. I can sense it.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dr. Faustus posted:

I admit I was slow on the uptake when GBS stopped being nice.

Also, I'm really sweet in real life like most posters in GBS.

we're all mostly nice, we just have to put up with the occasional bad person :)

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Cold and Ugly posted:

That seems like an extreme reaction against a dumbass who only cruises by here every two weeks when he's super drunk.

yah p much. gently caress him.









...wait :saddowns:

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
i'm mean as heck

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

i'm mean as heck

you are not you softie

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher
Do you guys hate me, tho? I have a theory that those two bitch made posters are just jealous of my slick AV. Need more input.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

gnarlyhotep posted:

you are not you softie

frig off gnarlyhotep!!

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
where the gently caress is straker? ha and ths are the loving worst

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Cold and Ugly posted:

Do you guys hate me, tho? I have a theory that those two bitch made posters are just jealous of my slick AV. Need more input.

of course we don't hate you, I can't even remember you posting in here before

you seem like a nice guy

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives

Cold and Ugly posted:

Do you guys hate me, tho? I have a theory that those two bitch made posters are just jealous of my slick AV. Need more input.

gnarly is a nice guy and trying to spare your feelings but the truth is, we do hate you very much. we bear ill feelings toward you and your fam.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

gnarlyhotep posted:

of course we don't hate you, I can't even remember you posting in here before

you seem like a nice guy

Exactly, dog. And thanks. no idea what those gaywads are on about.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Well it's an honor to be nominated but if I say anything more I expect to be dogpiled by the "we are all talking about you so why are you loving up this thread by posting in it so much?!" crew.

I don't want to be banned or permabanned though. I love SA. I just have to accept that GBS doesn't want me.

I don't have a nomination for worst shitposter because I can't tell the difference anymore.

Peace and love, peace and love.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

we do hate you very much. we bear ill feelings toward you and your fam.

no, and shut up you rear end

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Cold and Ugly posted:

Exactly, dog. And thanks. no idea what those gaywads are on about.

I hate you, but I hate all ya'll weak rear end pansy east coasters.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Dr. Faustus posted:

Well it's an honor to be nominated but if I say anything more I expect to be dogpiled by the "we are all talking about you so why are you loving up this thread by posting in it so much?!" crew.

I don't want to be banned or permabanned though. I love SA. I just have to accept that GBS doesn't want me.

I don't have a nomination for worst shitposter because I can't tell the difference anymore.

Peace and love, peace and love.

plz touch my penis

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

azreal posted:

plz touch my penis

with what?

azreal
Sep 2, 2011


whatever, im not that picky

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

azreal posted:

:stare: wait what?
It's true, when he was a kid he discovered masturbation and then statutorily raped himself

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

azreal posted:

whatever, im not that picky
ok but don't tell anybody because I am posting too much in GBS

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives

gnarlyhotep posted:

no, and shut up you rear end

get on aim

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Sabel posted:

It's true, when he was a kid he discovered masturbation and then statutorily raped himself

lol

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