America's Got Talent Season 9: It's been [2] seasons since a singer has won

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

O/U on number of episodes of "Bad Judge" before it gets cancelled.

3

Bad NBC previews are the best part of watching AGT.

I like the previews for that show where lady cop lost her license and the taxi driver has to take her around to solve crimes.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:36

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:37

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Death to kid acts.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:02

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This guy is gonna snap and kill his entire family one day.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:16

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

That was the most awkward thing I've ever seen on this show.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:17

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

okay so a month later they finally aired a new episode? is it as terrible as everything else has been this season?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:22

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

blue squares posted:

okay so a month later they finally aired a new episode? is it as terrible as everything else has been this season?

You can watch everything here:

https://www.youtube.com/user/AmericasGotTalent/videos

They post the videos like 5 mins within the act airing live

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:26

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Ehud posted:

You can watch everything here:

https://www.youtube.com/user/AmericasGotTalent/videos

They post the videos like 5 mins within the act airing live

Wow, excellent. Thank you.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:35

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ukelele girl sucks.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:47

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

I know we're supposed to hate singers but the girl who did You Got It was good.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:50

That Damn Satyr: Nov 4, 2008; A connoisseur of fine junk

XboxPants posted:

Ohhhh, I wonder if that "Desmond" breaking the glass jug thing was a temperature differential trick? I really didn't have any idea before but maybe that could explain it?

The pitcher trick is known as the "Devil's pitcher" and works on the bologna bottle effect. Basically like a giant Prince Ruperts drop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs

# ? Jul 23, 2014 20:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This little piano boy(girl?) really needs a bully in their life.

edit: holy hell, this kid is a little prick

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This huge backwoods family clan is creeping me out.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:15

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

So many folksy cover bands.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:28

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

haha those two guys ruled. Give them the million dollars.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:38

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This huge backwoods family clan is creeping me out.

Yeah, every time they appear I expect their profile footage to feature clips of them piling out of the family van at the steps of some LDS building.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:10

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So whose on the docket tonight?

edit: the Bulgarian strongman looks like he wants to brutally murder Mel B for those comments. It looks like he didn't quite understand what she was talking about like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jul 30, 2014

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DEATH TO SINGERS

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:26

Level Seven: Feb 14, 2013; Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.; Megamarm

Ordinary tap act, interesting balancing, ordinary singer. Let something cool happen tonight.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Oh God, the quiverfulls are on tonight? Death to them too.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:32

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Prepubescent children shouldn't dance salsa.

edit: hmm your magic trick is to manipulate America? That's like the easiest goddamn thing in the world.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 30, 2014

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Neat trick but I feel like three minutes of that buildup didn't need to be there.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:51

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Having to continually emphasize "what's the compound word, the longest word, hey let me look for a second" over and over because Howie was confused completely ruined the illusion that a word was randomly chosen.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Having to continually emphasize "what's the compound word, the longest word, hey let me look for a second" over and over because Howie was confused completely ruined the illusion that a word was randomly chosen.

Also they reached in and grabbed the "seventh" piece themselves, and obviously flubbed the plant job a little bit because you could see them kinda push two pieces apart. The only real sleight-of-hand was in how unnoticably they switched their name tags.

DIE QUIVERFULS

edit: Oh good, they were terrible

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:59

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This group belongs on a flat bed at a deep south county fair and nothing more.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:01

Level Seven: Feb 14, 2013; Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.; Megamarm

Family of twelve, there's only ten, thank you for not-

And there's the pandering with little kids.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This group belongs on a flat bed at a deep south county fair and nothing more.

Howie agrees with you, good for Howie

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:02

XboxPants: Jan 30, 2006; Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Yeah, something definitely felt flat about the backwoods family, it felt like the song was missing an entire track or instrument or something.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:04

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

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CapnAndy posted:

Howie agrees with you, good for Howie

He was right on the mark with Branson. This poo poo would sell out every week there. I can't seem then going through to next week because even though they've got a big voting base with the middle America crowd, I don't think it will be enough.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:05

Level Seven: Feb 14, 2013; Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.; Megamarm

Who keeps thinking that cutting to the judges' reactions on a physical act is a good idea? Get your poo poo together AGT crew.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This act feels like Cirque do Soleil, which is drat good for amateurs really

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:20

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So this girl is some lame has been, what the gently caress is she doing on this show?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

And now, performing an act entitled "I wish I was Taylor Swift so bad",

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:28

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That went poorly.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:35

Level Seven: Feb 14, 2013; Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.; Megamarm

Besides the flower girls, tonight has been a bust overall.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That went poorly.

I dunno, him loving up, getting pissed off, and just going RAAAAARGH gently caress THESE BLOCKS was sort of impressive in its own right.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:40

XboxPants: Jan 30, 2006; Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Level Seven posted:

Besides the flower girls, tonight has been a bust overall.

I'm not personally a big fan (especially with the weird sexualized children thing) but I thought the salsa act did perform really well. And even if they weren't a technical powerhouse I still liked the jumpropers a lot.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Go home, Jerry Seinfeld, you're drunk

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:45

Level Seven: Feb 14, 2013; Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.; Megamarm

XboxPants posted:

And even if they weren't a technical powerhouse I still liked the jumpropers a lot.

Okay true, the jump roping wasn't bad, just hard to say what makes them different from other jump ropers. Still would vote them over most of the rest.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'll be damned, a singer who brought something I don't think you could have seen on American Idol.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:56

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Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

What the hell. A singer was the best act of the night.

Bad night overall but that Come Together cover was legit good

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:03

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