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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Tuck if you Cuck

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
that scene in braveheart where the brits invade mel gibsons bogside village, and that one soldier extends his tongue at mel's lady like he is hot poo poo, because he was called for duty to fornicate with the bog people, and answered the call. the call of booty, with all due license under consent of a king with a nonforking family tree.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

HappyKitty posted:

Wife-swap like a hurricane
Here in Cuckburg
Racist white men's secret shame
It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
Gettin railed by black dudes

Cucktales, woooo!
Every day emasculation
Cucktales, woooo!
Watch my neighbour teach my wife to
gently caress-tales!

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

True Love posted:

I was dissapointed in that one. It was too clean and neat. I did like the little background easter egg though. A witness walks by and decides not to get involved. That was cool.

are we talking about the same thing... It was like loving 15 minutes of rape then punching her in the face and slamming it in the ground over and over

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


cuck the police

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

nobody cucks baby in a corner

naem
May 29, 2011

HappyKitty posted:

EVERYBODY cucks baby in the corner

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

HappyKitty posted:


naem posted:



etalian
Mar 20, 2006


this is pretty much the best cuck scene in cinema

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

True Love posted:

I was dissapointed in that one. It was too clean and neat. I did like the little background easter egg though. A witness walks by and decides not to get involved. That was cool.

i didnt think the rape was so bad it was the head smashing after that really got to me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Kyle Reece totally cucks the Terminator.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Ignoarints posted:

that irreversible scene was terrible. i can sit through a lot of rape scenes in movies and not reel in terror because im pretty sure it just doesn't really register as actual rape or something, but that one was just like flipping on a switch of digust. do not recommend kk

That movie seems very gay and French, I heard the director jerked off on camera in the background to indicate that he wasn't judging gay people by making him villains in this double rear end-rape movie where nothing good happens. Seems poo poo.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

In the lego movie the main dude gets clucked by batman

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Possession was a creepy movie and Sam Neil got cucked pretty hard in it. And then it gets weird

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The best cuck scene is in Rosemary's Baby.

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

HappyKitty posted:

Wife-swap like a hurricane
Here in Cuckburg
Racist white men's secret shame
It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
Gettin railed by black dudes

Cucktales, woooo!
Every day emasculation
Cucktales, woooo!
Watch my neighbour teach my wife to
gently caress-tales!

F-find a stranger just to cuck you
I met this guy dear, can he gently caress you?
What to do? Just beat my meat yeah

Cucktales, woooo!
drat I wish my dick was working
Cucktales, woooo!
All I do is sit here jerking
gently caress-tales!

chippy fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 27, 2014

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

chippy posted:

F-find a stranger just to cuck you
I met this guy dear, can he gently caress you?
What do do? Just beat my meat yeah

Cucktales, woooo!
drat I wish my dick was working
Cucktales, woooo!
All I do is sit here jerking
gently caress-tales!

:aaa:

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
It's fun to do a twist of the traditional cucking, white guy cucking a hot black model chick who's husband is a tv executive.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Chard posted:

Eventually porn and reality will cross the escape horizon of this feedback loop and suddenly the nightly news will just be an intravaginal camera with voiceover reading stock quotes, only the stocks are all for dildo and condom manufacturers, and then you suddenly realize you can't remember the last time you went outside or knew a sex partners' name, and as one - unified as never before in history - humanity autoerotically asphyxiates itself live on webcam (subscribe for just $0.99!)

I can't wait for the future

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Chard posted:

Eventually porn and reality will cross the escape horizon of this feedback loop and suddenly the nightly news will just be an intravaginal camera with voiceover reading stock quotes, only the stocks are all for dildo and condom manufacturers, and then you suddenly realize you can't remember the last time you went outside or knew a sex partners' name, and as one - unified as never before in history - humanity autoerotically asphyxiates itself live on webcam (subscribe for just $0.99!)

Why do all goon's hypothetical scenarios end with everyone dying? Forget cucking, people dying is what goons really get off to

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jungle Fever had Wesley Snipes cucking his wife with a white woman. That was a nice reversal of fortune.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Why do all goon's hypothetical scenarios end with everyone dying? Forget cucking, people dying is what goons really get off to

it's hard to end funny sketches with something other than death, for some reason

I've been watching a lot of Monty Python

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
any clip in my iMovie library (shut up i like imovie for the transition effects)

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Wanna invite a bunch of black dudes over to cuck my wife. Then they get here and shes actually really ugly and all the black guys are all like hell naw son! Then I shrug and start plowing her while they watch and her rancid pussy smell fills the room.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-L-Cp3qZfQ

All time classic cuck

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

Nailed it.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

this is the weirdest discussion i have come across on gibbis in quite a long time.

nobody even noticed gbs got cucked by this guy

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Yaldabaoth posted:

Why do all goon's hypothetical scenarios end with everyone dying? Forget cucking, people dying is what goons really get off to

because the average goon feels like their life is sub par to those around them? thats the general impression I get anyways

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Yaldabaoth posted:

Why do all goon's hypothetical scenarios end with everyone dying? Forget cucking, people dying is what goons really get off to

so wait i should stop jerking it to this, using my tears of shame and rage as lubricant

Ghost of Eazy E
Feb 4, 2013

WANTED: BREAD OR ALIVE



owns

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.





cucked so hard a baby came out

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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What about Face/Off where Nicholas Cage Cucks john travolta AS John travolta.

sants
May 17, 2003

free beavis
thats true living out a life sentence in an ultra-max oil-rig prison while a guy wearing my face plows my wife is my ultimate cuck fantasy. the ultimate humiliation

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
has the beginning scene of minority report been mentioned

where the dude finds his wife loving some dude in their bed and is about to kill em

sants
May 17, 2003

free beavis
o ya i forgot about this

http://straight.fleshbot.com/5978494/boardwalk-empire-examines-the-interracial-cuckold-fetish

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





pushpins posted:

What about Face/Off where Nicholas Cage Cucks john travolta AS John travolta.

Owns

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Do you like green eggs and cuck?

Would you watch your wife gently caress?

I do not like green eggs and cuck, I do not want to watch her gently caress.

Too loving bad bitch, *slams your wife*

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