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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
That short-lived Christian Slater series, My Own Worst Enemy had a running gag where he was being cucked by his alter-ego who was much better in bed.

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




wow i never knew this was a real song

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Clitch posted:

That short-lived Christian Slater series, My Own Worst Enemy had a running gag where he was being cucked by his alter-ego who was much better in bed.

this is kinda like fight club, tbh

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Fun exercise: go through all the dialogue in Fight CLub and replace the word "fight" with "cuck"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

pixelbaron posted:

has the beginning scene of minority report been mentioned

where the dude finds his wife loving some dude in their bed and is about to kill em

pre-cogs get to spy on all the good cuckings



Face Off is a good movie and has a creative cucking premise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcXOryOXC40

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMnic1dzH8

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



not a film story but twenty years ago a cuckold became the talk of my town when he found his wife in bed with another man, stabbed them to death, locked the kids in the bathroom, and burned down the house..

we definitely could have used tom cruise in this situation

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

motherlover by Lonely Island is technically not cucking IMO

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Shawshank Redemption is a tragic story of a man cucked and sent to jail for a crime he didn't commit.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

He committed the crime of letting himself get cucked; the worst crime.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ethanol posted:

not a film story but twenty years ago a cuckold became the talk of my town when he found his wife in bed with another man, stabbed them to death, locked the kids in the bathroom, and burned down the house..

we definitely could have used tom cruise in this situation

a just retribution to a terrible sin. he also should have detonated a nuke in the town but good enough i guess

(though I don' think that counts as a cuck, just cheating)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



cucked up, if true

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dely Apple posted:

cucked up, if true

a more intellectual sexual fetish

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED
that wes anderson movie where bill murray actually uses the word "cuckold" in reference to himself

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I was really hoping Bill Murray cucked that guy from Lost in Translation. Missed opportunities

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Groundhog Day?

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer

smokyprogg posted:

that wes anderson movie where bill murray actually uses the word "cuckold" in reference to himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akIcnpAUjeY

the pizza police
Oct 8, 2009

justice delivered in 20 minutes or less
just saw cheap thrills and it had some grade a cucking where the rich guy pays the poor guy to cuck his wife while he has a cucksterbation session on the couch next to another poor guy

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
humiliatrix is my favorite word

also my next rereg, hitler's humiliatrix or something

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SaltLick posted:

I was really hoping Bill Murray cucked that guy from Lost in Translation. Missed opportunities

it was a near cucking unfortunately

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Volume posted:

Dracula is about an Alpha male moving to London to cuck all the beta males.

except he cucks the wrong guy and gets killed.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Is there a special sub-genre of cucking where a really hot, buff dude with a huge cock gets a fat, ugly dude to gently caress his wife, only the ugly dude is terrible at it, and that's somehow the turn-on?

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86z0Fh0zlUA

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

HappyKitty posted:

Is there a special sub-genre of cucking where a really hot, buff dude with a huge cock gets a fat, ugly dude to gently caress his wife, only the ugly dude is terrible at it, and that's somehow the turn-on?

I remember seeing a porn clip where there was a guy with like a super micro penis who couldn't get off and the girls made fun of him.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

except he cucks the wrong guy and gets killed.

So it's also a Beta Male Revenge fantasy.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Al Borland posted:

I remember seeing a porn clip where there was a guy with like a super micro penis who couldn't get off and the girls made fun of him.

I...I think I've seen this as well

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
lol this thread is not as ironic as it first seemed

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SaltLick posted:

I...I think I've seen this as well

OF course you did. I was the other guy under the blanket jerking you off while you did the same to me. It was under a blanket so of course it wasn't gay.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Craiglists casuals mw/m is half cucking half guys that want to go gay.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


imagine being elliot rodgers and feeling cucked by everyone around him

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
ive had former coworkers approach me to help cuck them, AMA

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

huh.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

That hip hopera is the best thing R Kelly has ever made, the whole series is a must-watch if you enjoy fun that has a beat

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Ramsus posted:

Craiglists casuals mw/m is half cucking half guys that want to go gay.

all awesome

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Does the drumstick scene in Killer Joe count qualify as cuckolding, or is it just sexual assault? One of the greats either way.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
do people who aren't dating but will by the end of the movie count because forrest gump was basically jenny cucking the hell out of him until she finally pity fucks him and dumps their dumb kid on him before she dies

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Volume posted:

So it's also a Beta Male Revenge fantasy.

robin hood's wing was a little john, which makes him a suitable midget in need of a little satisfaction.

the cuck holder of robin the cuck king was a king dick (contraction of richard), backed by the enforcings of a big crooked john, son. i never put the two and two together to consider the four and six of the matter be4 this thread. tanks, goons.

Izumi Konata fucked around with this message at 02:55 on May 28, 2014

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

SaltLick posted:

Shawshank Redemption is a tragic story of a man cucked and sent to jail for a crime he didn't commit.

Andy got her back though by hooking up with those three sisters.

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Robo Reagan posted:

do people who aren't dating but will by the end of the movie count because forrest gump was basically jenny cucking the hell out of him until she finally pity fucks him and dumps their dumb kid on him before she dies

No, man. It has to be close relationship for the man to consider the woman his 'property', or else he wont get a proper envy boner when another man 'invades' his 'property'. It's intellectual if you haven't heard and Forrest Gump is a retard who probly only gets a boner from cartoons.

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