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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
that scene in braveheart where the brits invade mel gibsons bogside village, and that one soldier extends his tongue at mel's lady like he is hot poo poo, because he was called for duty to fornicate with the bog people, and answered the call. the call of booty, with all due license under consent of a king with a nonforking family tree.

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Volume posted:

So it's also a Beta Male Revenge fantasy.

robin hood's wing was a little john, which makes him a suitable midget in need of a little satisfaction.

the cuck holder of robin the cuck king was a king dick (contraction of richard), backed by the enforcings of a big crooked john, son. i never put the two and two together to consider the four and six of the matter be4 this thread. tanks, goons.

Izumi Konata fucked around with this message at 02:55 on May 28, 2014

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

jscolon2.0 posted:

Andy got her back though by hooking up with those three sisters.

rita hayworth was everything a queen should be. by the end of shawshank she had a gaping hole big enough to smuggle a grown man out of prison. this is why they called the author stephen king. (cum)

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_0j6iLMQM

The Three Sisters are the three main agricultural crops of various Native American groups in North America: squash, maize (corn), and climbing beans (typically tepary beans or common beans).

In one technique known as companion planting, the three crops are planted close together. Flat-topped mounds of soil are built for each cluster of crops.[1] Each mound is about 30 cm (12 in) high and 50 cm (20 in) wide, and several maize seeds are planted close together in the center of each mound. In parts of the Atlantic Northeast, rotten fish or eels are buried in the mound with the maize seeds, to act as additional fertilizer where the soil is poor.[2] When the maize is 15 cm (6 inches) tall, beans and squash are planted around the maize, alternating between the two kinds of seeds. The process to develop this agricultural knowledge took place over 5,000–6,500 years. Squash was domesticated first, with maize second and then beans being domesticated.[3][4] Squash was first domesticated 8,000–10,000 years ago.[5][6]

The three crops benefit from each other. The maize provides a structure for the beans to climb, eliminating the need for poles. The beans provide the nitrogen to the soil that the other plants utilize, and the squash spreads along the ground, blocking the sunlight, helping prevent establishment of weeds. The squash leaves also act as a "living mulch", creating a microclimate to retain moisture in the soil, and the prickly hairs of the vine deter pests. Maize lacks the amino acids lysine and tryptophan, which the human body needs to make proteins and niacin, but beans contain both and therefore maize and beans together provide a balanced diet.[3][4]

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
sodomy, adultery, perjury, and murder. please, the movie and book were popular enough to cuck the remainder of the imdb's top hundred. such hate. why was andy subject to such sin simply for possessing a law degree?

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

He wants to turn his co worker into a sex doll.

i will turn you into a pincusion if you don't post a plot summary coded in text for the weak of bandwidth.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

what about watchmen? lady gets hosed by batman but dr manhattan and her had already kind of broken up but he knew that she did it even when they were dating before it happened and obviously was aware it was going on because he knew it had happened from the past even though it was in the future

more importantly, was he being cucked while also cuking himself because he would split in to 5 dudes and gangbang her?

the arkham asylam is wayne's head minus the hope of a bat escaped from helm.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

intellectual pain

the brain lacks nerves. rememeber the scene in hannibal where mister lecteur dines with a man, braising his frontals and parietals by the slice whilst bantering wittily? the host being served his own brain was quite lucid, but in various states of not being quite "there".

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

human dicks are shaped the way they are because in the early stages of human evolution before marriage and poo poo it was pretty much orgies/rapes 24/7 so the dick is designed to pull other dude's cum out and replace it w/ your own so it goes back a bit further than the ussr lol

BOSS RUSH COMMENCE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHD9L4TquAY

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
STRETCH IT OUT// (CHORUS: SHOOT EH CORE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3xFBKl5g8

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