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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


LAST WEEK ON RAW:
  • IT WAS MAY NINETEENTH AND THERE WAS NO KANE IT WAS loving poo poo



WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:

1. Daniel Bryan is forced to relinquish his titles tonight!
Why you should care: Will he go through with it? He’s given a choice even though he has a broken neck. Who’s going to kick Stephanie in the head tonight?

2. There’s a contract signing between Evolution and the Shield!
Why you should care: Contract signings are always a good time! Remember all the classic contract signings in the past like

3. What crazy nutso thing will Alicia Fox do this week?
Why you should care: After going crazy the last two weeks and stealing commentators’ hats, Alicia Fox has found an affinity for throwing soda around at will. Will Rey Mysterio be on Spanish commentary and get his mask stolen?

4. John Cena!
Why you should care: John Cena

5. Summer Rae vs. Layla feud!
Why you should care: what seriously this cannot be one of the five interesting things in the company right now

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT:

http://bigevents.tv
http://thefirstrow.eu

In addition, WrasslorMonkey made a cool application that makes streams look great. Follow these instructions!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

And here's the bookmarklet that removes the extra junk from streams since it seemed to work out well for folks last time (open the page and drag the link to your bookmarks bar then click it while on a stream page).

All this and more, live on Monday Night Raw!

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

quote:

Why you should care: Contract signings are always a good time! Remember all the classic contract signings in the past like

The one right before MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


I've been away from the wrestling world for an entire week so I don't know whats going to happen and it should at least be interesting (ehhhhhhh)

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

no polls??

this is some BULLSHIT bard

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
no worries i have created a 100% unbiased poll

http://strawpoll.me/1764986

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
it's been kinda hard for me to stay interested in the non-shield elements of the product recently but I Still Believe

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

DarkstarIV posted:

no worries i have created a 100% unbiased poll

http://strawpoll.me/1764986

i approve

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
poll is bias

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Solomonic posted:

it's been kinda hard for me to stay interested in the non-shield elements of the product recently but I Still Bolieve

Gotta get ready for the RAW debut of Bo :haw:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Nattie is a bad artist and I will boo her because her art talent sucks and offends me greatly.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

DingoSlasher posted:

Nattie is a bad artist and I will boo her because her art talent sucks and offends me greatly.

Nattie should post in Farthouse and become an ESPN celebrity.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Solomonic posted:

it's been kinda hard for me to stay interested in the non-shield elements of the product recently but I Still Believe

I REALLY wanna see what they do with Bryan. It does seem like poo poo is getting better...but haven't we been saying that for years?

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Hahahahaha Brodus shockmastered his toy commercial

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
We're probably in for a meddling show with more wheel spinning for what will be probably the lowest rated Raw of the year.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Joey McChrist posted:

no polls??

this is some BULLSHIT bard

gently caress you

also if you choose anything other than Die Hard double gently caress you

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

THey are still playing that Monster Bryan video?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Bryan confirmed to be there live.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Daniel Bryan posted:

Bryan confirmed to be there live.

:neckbeard:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Nikki Bella ACTING.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Was that laughing when she opened the door back up?

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Nikki Bella ACTING.

Shes approaching porn levels of acting talent. It's an improvement.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Saint Jimmy posted:

Shes approaching porn levels of acting talent. It's an improvement.

I'm sorry but i'm going to have to ask that you respect Brie and Daniel's wishes on whether or not Daniel Bryan will deliver the Big Sausage Pizza tonight.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

should we care what dumb thing Alicia Fox does after her match? cause it was stupid both times before

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

BigRed0427 posted:

I REALLY wanna see what they do with Bryan. It does seem like poo poo is getting better...but haven't we been saying that for years?

Well yeah, we were saying that at the Rumble when everything looked bad, and then it turned great by the time Wrestlemania came around. So when things get worse than usual I usually just keep in mind that they'll improve.

Unless you're watching TNA, in which case improvement can only come through a mercy killing

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Commissar Ken posted:

I'm sorry but i'm going to have to ask that you respect Brie and Daniel's wishes on whether or not Daniel Bryan will deliver the Big Sausage Pizza tonight.

Now I wan't to make and sell a series of porno videos where instead of sex the videos end in the most depressing ways possible.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Crowd being pretty hot for Big E versus ??? in the background.



BigRed0427 posted:

Now I wan't to make and sell a series of porno videos where instead of sex the videos end in the most depressing ways possible.

Every video, instead of sex, somebody close to Daniel dies or he breaks some part of himself.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

BigRed0427 posted:

Now I wan't to make and sell a series of porno videos where instead of sex the videos end in the most depressing ways possible.

So the video ends with a Santino vs Fandango match?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


BigRed0427 posted:

Now I wan't to make and sell a series of porno videos where instead of sex the videos end in the most depressing ways possible.

Nurse: I'm afraid i'm going to need you to take your pants down so I can inspect... oh... oh no. I'm afraid I feel a lump.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Asmodai_00 posted:

should we care what dumb thing Alicia Fox does after her match? cause it was stupid both times before

It was pretty cool last week.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Asmodai_00 posted:

should we care what dumb thing Alicia Fox does after her match? cause it was stupid both times before

Do I get to see her in a cowboy hat or with wet boobies? If so then I care. I care a lot.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Shima Honnou posted:

Crowd being pretty hot for Big E versus ??? in the background.



Big E over Titus , I think.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Shima Honnou posted:

Crowd being pretty hot for Big E versus ??? in the background.

It was Titus.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Do I get to see her in a cowboy hat or with wet boobies? If so then I care. I care a lot.

Maybe this week Batista will be out and she'll steal his newsboy cap.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Solomonic posted:

it's been kinda hard for me to stay interested in the non-shield elements of the product recently but I Still Bolieve

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

Maybe this week Batista will be out and she'll steal his newsboy cap.

Well, if she gets anywhere near him after he has a match she will be soaked, so I can dig this.


Edit:

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Gotta get ready for the RAW debut of Bo :haw:

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

BigRed0427 posted:

Now I wan't to make and sell a series of porno videos where instead of sex the videos end in the most depressing ways possible.

Not depressing, but Bryan delivers a sausage pizza, but talks the girl into going vegan. The rest of the video is them at Trader Joe's getting vegan cheese and soy sausage to make the pizza at home. Afterwards they take Asparagus for a walk.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Saint Jimmy posted:

Not depressing, but Bryan delivers a sausage pizza, but talks the girl into going vegan. The rest of the video is them at Trader Joe's getting vegan cheese and soy sausage to make the pizza at home. Afterwards they take Asparagus for a walk.

oh man that's hot

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Best thing about the Rapadooing and Whole Worlding last week was Harper counting the 10 count.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Saint Jimmy posted:

Not depressing, but Bryan delivers a sausage pizza, but talks the girl into going vegan. The rest of the video is them at Trader Joe's getting vegan cheese and soy sausage to make the pizza at home. Afterwards they take Asparagus for a walk.

I Came

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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
jhon sina WILL WIN BEAT BAD MAN BRAY

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