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I haven't seen one of these threads in a long time. Hopefully the "new" GBS puts aside the usual thread-slamming to participate so that it can be informative and useful for everyone. I'm cleaning my apartment to get as much of my (huge) deposit back as possible. I'm a firm believer in Tuff Stuff, however that's more for spot cleaning. I got this wild idea to tape two large brushes to my shoes to clean the area under my desk (which I'm assuming will be slightly darker than the rest of the carpet because of the blood in my cum) What do you think? Anybody have any other pro tips?
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op is a sham, wow
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May 27, 2014 04:11
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loving kill yourself stop making lovely worthless threads dumb human being
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May 27, 2014 04:11
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Ignoarints posted:which I'm assuming will be slightly darker than the rest of the carpet because of the blood in my cum  didn't see that coming
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May 27, 2014 04:11
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a gillette venus and aveeno shaving cream
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May 27, 2014 04:11
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Have a 'gently caress the Deposit' party where you cause criminal amounts of damage to your soon to be former dwelling.
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May 27, 2014 04:13
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Have a 'gently caress the Deposit' party where you cause criminal amounts of damage to your soon to be former dwelling. It's $1130 so no I'd like to get it back
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May 27, 2014 04:13
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Ignoarints posted:It's $1130 so no I'd like to get it back pussy
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May 27, 2014 04:15
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tear that poo poo out and lay some tile because carpet is nasty
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May 27, 2014 04:15
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haunted bong posted:pussy poo poo
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May 27, 2014 04:17
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who actually uses carpet in TYOOL 2014?
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May 27, 2014 04:24
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Business Gorillas posted:who actually uses carpet in TYOOL 2014? tranderson cooper
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May 27, 2014 04:25
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Ignoarints posted:It's $1130 so no I'd like to get it back don't bother cause they're just gonna take some deposit money and get some company to come wash it that's how it works here anyway, you can pay for it yourself and they'll usually do it anyway sometimes with the same company 
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May 27, 2014 04:26
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gasoline really gets the stains out
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May 27, 2014 04:27
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Cleaning your carpet doesn't matter. they are going to do it and charge you anyway.
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May 27, 2014 04:39
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Pay a professional. I used to be a carpet cleaner op, and that is the best advice I can give you.
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May 27, 2014 04:42
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Sever.
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May 27, 2014 04:45
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Shugojin posted:don't bother cause they're just gonna take some deposit money and get some company to come wash it my fear yes however it's seriously pristine other than under my desk, and I'm just making an assumption that it will be darker than the rest once I move it based on Life Experience they helpfully provided a large checklist of things they will check for and the charge for each thing if it's not clean so that I can avoid most of it. plus they do the walkthrough before I actually leave, with me there is one small black mark on one wall and four holes for a wall mounted tv and that's it son the area around where my bed was is a little dirty but a little Tuff Stuff will get that right out im sure 
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May 27, 2014 04:59
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The Kraken posted:op is a sham, wow good try
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May 27, 2014 05:13
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use red wine
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May 27, 2014 05:14
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replace carpet & kill yourself hire a professional tho
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May 27, 2014 05:18
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goku
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May 27, 2014 08:14
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Moridin920 posted:goku nice bring back the goku option op
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May 27, 2014 08:18
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i use my tongue, after drinking some wine, to clean carpet
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May 27, 2014 08:24
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Ignoarints posted:my fear yes Ok, now I completely understand why you are getting evicted.
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May 27, 2014 08:24
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buy some red electrical tape and make sure you are not haunted by internet ghosts
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May 27, 2014 13:41
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use Tuff Stuff
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May 27, 2014 14:10
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white spray paint spring for the good stuff, don't gently caress this up
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May 27, 2014 14:54
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That's pretty bad, you'll probably need to use some vinegar or something
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May 27, 2014 14:57
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What kind of idiot uses mass produced carpet cleaner full of toxic chemicals. Just go to your local artisan carpet cleaner shoppe.
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May 27, 2014 15:07
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just rip up the carpet and claim the room had no carpeting when you moved in
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May 27, 2014 15:10
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They will need to replace thatncarpet and the padding underneath because you are a disgusting gently caress. You do not deserve your security deposit. Just try and leave with some dignity intact.
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May 27, 2014 15:18
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:They will need to replace thatncarpet and the padding underneath because you are a disgusting gently caress. You do not deserve your security deposit. Just try and leave with some dignity intact. Dignity is and never shall be an option.
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May 27, 2014 16:41
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Most carpet stains can be really easily cleaned up with vinegar and baking soda. Pour vinegar on stain, then dump baking soda, then pour a bit more vinegar and wait a minute or two, then scrub it up and it should be pretty great. I just had a friend spill red wine on my carpet the other day got it out in a couple minutes with that. You can actually use vinegar and baking soda for a lot of cleaning, or lemon juice or other kinds of dilute acids and bases, cleaning solutions are often pretty big ripoffs for what you get outside of ones with very specific tasks like laundry or dish soap.
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May 27, 2014 16:58
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the smog monster was able to rent a apartment?
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May 27, 2014 17:06
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Rent a lovely carpet cleaner from Walwart for like 20 bucks. Vacuum the carpet like 10 times before you use the carpet cleaner. That, or just cover yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire. It already appears you probably sweat out soot and coal onto the carpet, roll in it, and pray to your volcano gods. Seek help from a witch doctor.
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May 27, 2014 17:16
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OP u can come tear up my carpet too iykwim (ityd)
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May 27, 2014 17:24
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ive never done it w Pigpen before
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May 27, 2014 17:25
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Killing yourself is a good way to evade paying damage deposits hth
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May 27, 2014 17:26
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He's probably already dead and all that ash is like his slimer slime. He's a smog ghost. Go find your hidden valley!
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