so i compelled Sid to swirly his own self

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Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

pretty mean to bully sid so much you make him bully himself

# ? May 27, 2014 12:00

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:08

Drunk Driver Dad

arnie no one forced him, he's a grown assed man who can make his own decisions about if he will or will not put his head in the toilet that day

# ? May 27, 2014 12:02

Cool Blue Reason: by Lowtax

Much like dogs, the mouth of a toilet is actually cleaner than a human mouth, so its cool that this fat drug addict stuck his head in a toilet, and im not disappointed that he didnt drown.

# ? May 27, 2014 12:28

dogcrash truther

Please stop talking about that idiot

# ? May 27, 2014 12:38

bog pixie

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

sid needs to stop flushing his life away

# ? May 27, 2014 13:13

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

make him reenact that scene from Liar Liar where dude kicks his own rear end in the bathroom

# ? May 27, 2014 13:19

Drunk Driver Dad

blinking beacon nose posted:

make him reenact that scene from Liar Liar where dude kicks his own rear end in the bathroom

he won't do anything that might cause his own body direct harm, i already tried to get him to try and do a back flip

# ? May 27, 2014 13:21

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

he won't do anything that might cause his own body direct harm, i already tried to get him to try and do a back flip

make him do it with football gear on

# ? May 27, 2014 13:21

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2BCX8uXHQ

and he did put his head into a gross toilet

Hi im sid and welcome to jackass

# ? May 27, 2014 13:22

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

or pillows strapped to himself if he doesn't have football gear just lying around

# ? May 27, 2014 13:22

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

can we all please pay attention to the more disturbing part of the video - sid's vision of what a bully looks like

# ? May 27, 2014 13:24

Drunk Driver Dad

blinking beacon nose posted:

or pillows strapped to himself if he doesn't have football gear just lying around

his next thing actually is gonna involve pillows and other various padding, in a way. It will be good and funny, if sid doesn't mess it up.

# ? May 27, 2014 13:27

Flynn Taggart

Sid wtf r u doin

# ? May 27, 2014 13:27

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

his next thing actually is gonna involve pillows and other various padding, in a way. It will be good and funny, if sid doesn't mess it up.

holy gently caress yea

# ? May 27, 2014 13:31

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

sid no plz stop

# ? May 27, 2014 13:36

Highly Unnecessary

I don't think you understand, Fiona, it's for an internet forum. An internet forum!!!

# ? May 27, 2014 13:46

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

Forget it, Jake, it's BYOB,

# ? May 27, 2014 13:59

nvm no cake

# ? May 27, 2014 14:01

FluffieDuckie

The Green Calx posted:

holy crap

# ? May 27, 2014 14:23

Drunk Driver Dad

FluffieDuckie posted:

holy crap

thats what sid said

# ? May 27, 2014 14:23

bog pixie

Big League BYOB

# ? May 27, 2014 14:29

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

So, um, so did his wife film that.

# ? May 27, 2014 15:18

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Ectral posted:

The Green Calx posted:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, um, so did his wife film that.

lmbtfo @ each one

# ? May 27, 2014 15:20

Drunk Driver Dad

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, um, so did his wife film that.

she did, then kissed on his toilet lips and then prob sucked on his toilet penis later that night

# ? May 27, 2014 15:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

she did, then kissed on his toilet lips and then prob sucked on his toilet penis later that night

brain damaged love is the best love

# ? May 27, 2014 15:25

bog pixie

i would kiss toilet sid

# ? May 27, 2014 15:30

ron color

Ectral posted:

i would kiss toilet sid

# ? May 27, 2014 15:33

Squeezy Farm

a horse handicapped him as a child and youre all telling him do the monkey dance and laughing at him

# ? May 27, 2014 15:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Epic Hamcat posted:

a horse handicapped him as a child and youre all telling him do the monkey dance and laughing at him

that's BYOB!

# ? May 27, 2014 15:35

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

ron color posted:

ur av makes me uncomfs

# ? May 27, 2014 15:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Solid Poopsnake posted:

ur av makes me uncomfs

Elton John's has a face like an old woman's vulva.

# ? May 27, 2014 15:37

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Elton John's has a face like an old woman's vulva.

who else will sing about lady di tho

# ? May 27, 2014 15:40

Wrestlepig: my mum says im cool

for your next dare buy a shirt that fits

# ? May 27, 2014 15:42

Flynn Taggart

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Elton John's has a face like an old woman's vulva.

Is that Elton John? Lol I thought it was the retarded policeman guy on youtube

# ? May 27, 2014 15:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Solid Poopsnake posted:

who else will sing about lady di tho

If you listen carefully, old ladies' vaginas sing about Lady Diana all day long. Gynecologists know this and can be seen putting in earplugs when old ladies come in for their checkups.

# ? May 27, 2014 15:43