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merk
May 20, 2003

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Ladeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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merk
May 20, 2003

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That was my bid!

merk
May 20, 2003

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7 All.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Looks like you're here to Crash

merk
May 20, 2003

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7G, 7O

merk
May 20, 2003

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Call that poo poo someone. I have none of that stuff in play. Ice this nerd.

merk
May 20, 2003

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10 Oil, 10 Wheat, son.

merk
May 20, 2003

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You jerk.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Flip 'em

merk
May 20, 2003

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8 Oil, son.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I played 0 Oil, son. Getting you back for the rude call last round.

Call this nerd.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I lied last post. I played negative Oil.

merk
May 20, 2003

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apostateCourier posted:

Well that causes problems starting at -2 Oil.

Oh, you're OK. It was just -1 Oil.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I really wanted it to be Diqnol going down here, but Some Numbers is a good consolation prize.

merk
May 20, 2003

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If Diqnol is telling the truth, the only way 12 Oil works is if there is 11 Oil spread out among Ernie, Some Nerdbers, and apostate. That seems unlikely, especially when Ernie has already lost the 3O card.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Some Numbers posted:

Who the hell is Diqnol?

I'd tell you, but you won't be in the game long enough where it matters.

merk
May 20, 2003

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There is no merk, only Diqnol.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I think Ernie should be penalized six cards. Seven if we can show willful misconduct. Eight if this is a third strike. Nine if Obama.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Ernie was once a Something Awful champion. Now he's a lurking, delayer cheater.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Can we replace Ernie with Jetlam? I feel like Jetlam has better values.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Throw Ernie in the Gulag.

merk
May 20, 2003

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SomeNumbers should lose extra cards.

merk
May 20, 2003

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No, he can't. He did not win his table. You can drop out.

merk
May 20, 2003

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To try to move the game along, Ernie came to me in a vision quest of mine. Dude said his cards were like Michael Jackson, ready to moonwalk out of here.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I think I won.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I love how we randomly assigned Ernie cards to move along the game only to get to the exact same "waiting on Ernie" position four hours later. Can we just kick him out?

merk
May 20, 2003

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7OW

merk
May 20, 2003

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See ya, Diqnol.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Definitely not Some Numbers.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Hello.

6 OW

merk
May 20, 2003

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I can't even describe how fast I would sell that. I have zero O and 1 W in play.

merk
May 20, 2003

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anime gently caress pillow posted:

So Ernie, have to ask, are you aiming at me instead of merk? That bid was super conservative and easy to raise. I didn't bluff last round so maybe it's my fault, but he's ultimately the guy to kill.

You have all ten cards. Of course he's aiming at you.

merk
May 20, 2003

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11 Oil, nerds.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I don't have any oil in play. I actually thought I had 3, but I just checked and have 3 W instead. I thought I was bluffing before after your raise when in reality I was mistakenly telling the truth. #justmerkthings

merk
May 20, 2003

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No

merk
May 20, 2003

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I am George Bush.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Maybe you should've upped the bid to give me another pass.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Isn't it my turn to start?

merk
May 20, 2003

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Diqnol's cards lost are incorrect in your post too.

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merk
May 20, 2003

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Please also update the op. :(

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