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CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

XMNN posted:

She is old and british though, probably hasn't got many of her original set left

I wonder what a toothless person giving a blowjob sounds like

I imagine "BALOO SHIRPLE".

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc&t=166s

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
A 20-year-old Mamie Van Doren.

Edit: Also, anyone who says they wouldn't sell their gf/wife/mother into slavery for a shot to rail Diana Dors in her prime is currently wearing pants that are on fire:

RKO cancelled her Hollywood contract on "morality grounds". :heysexy:

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 00:59 on May 30, 2014

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Valfar posted:

Elizabeth Báthory

Yeah, pretty much anyone with whom you'd have to fear for your life while banging shoots right to the top of my list.
Except Fish (too old):

MOOBS! posted:



would nail this taint shut :fap:

Also: Somebody hold down Gilles de Rais so's I can mess him up good (and then run away very fast).

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...

i'd bang the hat

naem
May 29, 2011

A sexy tittie lady!!!

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

naem posted:

A sexy tittie lady!!!



:worship:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
jesus she could arm wrestle me yknow what i mean

wink

mucilaginous cough

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Does future history count, because I want the girl from the Planet of the Apes.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
mary anne from gilligan's island, but like three weeks after shipwreck when she was just starting to get the smell of desperation and cheesy oval office on her

naem
May 29, 2011


Um I said sexy

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
comedy option:

Alice. B. Toklas



:shlick:

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Virginia Rappe

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Borneo Jimmy posted:


Virginia Rappe

gross dude shes still a puppy

azreal
Sep 2, 2011


Notmypants posted:

I'd bang the OP.

Sure, why not....I've got an extra 5 min :gizz:

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
You guys picking historical figures and legendary characters and poo poo are asking for trouble. I bet Joan of Arc could count the number of baths she had taken on her pinky fingers. The rest of you are going to end up moby dicking a slam whale.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

whoever i can blackmail for the most money and Repeated Gay Sex

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
there's this chick on MFC. i think her name is bigpinkclit

goddamn would i tear that poo poo up

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Han Solo. Not Harrison Ford, but the real, historical Han Solo.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
more like your hand, solo. amirite or what! oooooh!

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Huh?

EDIT: Oh.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hitlers mom

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Vivien Leigh

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
come back azreal we promise to be nice

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Borneo Jimmy posted:


Virginia Rappe

Wikipedia posted:

witnesses testified that Rappe had for some time suffered from cystitis, and that consuming alcohol could aggravate that condition.[6] Witnesses also testified that she had previously suffered from venereal disease, so there were allegations that her death was brought on by her health rather than by an assault.
have fun catching all of her STD's I suppose :geno:

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Mata Hari. And I'd confess some bad intelligence afterward. :)

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
the prophet mohammed (pbuh)

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Does future history count, because I want the girl from the Planet of the Apes.



yes.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

CountButtula posted:

young stalin

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
threesome with the trung sisters

Titan
Jan 14, 2002

Lilith probably did way more poo poo in bed.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
hitler

Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW
Joseph Merrick

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

hypatia :allears:

idk why but there's something tremendously hot about sleeping with a woman who's much smarter than you

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

I'm aware that I just set myself up for any number of burns with that post and I'm ok with it

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Torka posted:

hypatia :allears:

idk why but there's something tremendously hot about sleeping with a woman who's much smarter than you

quote:

The Suda also stated that "she remained a virgin" and that she rejected a suitor with her menstrual rags, saying that they demonstrated that there is "nothing beautiful" about carnal desire—an example of a Christian source using Hypatia as a symbol of Virtue.
Didn't know you were into that bro.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
Satan (snake form)

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
wiki tells me that plotinus thought you should do logic and math study over empirical enquiry, wtf is up with that?? haters

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Mr. Rogers.

Lights off missionary 4 lyfe

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
mr rogers was a foul mf jsyk

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