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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If you could bang any person throughout history, who would it be?
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xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

 Mrs Claus.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
the dog morally inept hosed

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Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
hitler

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
whoever the Venus of willendorf was modeled after

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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
A 23 year old Jeremy Clarkson. Hammond can join too if he wants

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i like the vagueness of helen of troy because she could be a different lady everytime you banged her, taking away from the unfair societal judgment of men not to sleep with women other than their wives once their wives seem boring or even gross

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Literally the first person who counted as human

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
your mom (she's old)

azreal posted:

I'd prob bang your mom

e;fb

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

 I wanna jack off into the primordial soup.

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TryAgainBragg
May 5, 2014
 Mulan

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Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
betty page in her prime hot drat

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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Tasha Robertson.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If you could bang any person throughout history, who would it be?
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