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Thomas Covenant is the gooniest wizard.
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May 30, 2014 14:06
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May 30, 2014 14:25
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My favorite wizard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la6tOXPghCA
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May 30, 2014 14:34
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etalian posted:gandalf was a pretty loving useless wizard gently caress you. Gandalf was way way above all this lovely "i cast magic missile" poo poo. Gandalf's power was in guidance and leadership, and in uniting the Free Peoples of Middle Earth into defeating the Dark Lord Sauron. And yet if that wasn't enough, he was still wizardy enough to: A) Completely pwn basically any non-Maiar enemy whenever the gently caress he wants, with a simple gesture of his staff. When it comes to Maiar baddies, he can: B) Go toe-to-toe with Saruman, the leader of the White Council (ok, Saruman got the upper hand and imprisoned Gandalf eventually, but that's no biggie because Gandalf can talk to moths to summon help from the Eagles, and if that's not a wizard power then I don't know what the gently caress is). C) Slay a loving Balrog (ok it was a draw at first, but Gandalf has the Valar behind him, so he got rezzed and it was all good). D) Spank that bitch Necromancer into revealing his true identity, which turns out to be motherfucking Sauron, and yet not even Sauron killed Gandalf (only imprisoned him in a cage in Dol Guldur). You will be able to watch how Gandalf ultimately emerges as the victor this Christmas in the epic conclusion to Peter Jackson's 'The Hobbit' trilogy in the third and final installmant - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, to be released nationwide on 12th December 2014.
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May 30, 2014 14:41
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Zzabur from Glorantha (Dragon Pass' setting). He killed an entire continent of goons who figured out how to game the mythology system and were loving up the world by being power gaming nerds, it ruled. Daffy Duck the Wizard is pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_hcwB8i64
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May 30, 2014 14:44
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:gently caress you. At least Gandalf did some poo poo. What about them Blue Wizards, out somewhere in the East? You don't hear jack about them, and there's a war against the Dark Lord on!
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May 30, 2014 15:04
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redshirt posted:At least Gandalf did some poo poo. Blue Wizards gave us blue balls.
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May 30, 2014 16:41
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redshirt posted:What about them Blue Wizards, out somewhere in the East? You don't hear jack about them, and there's a war against the Dark Lord on! They shot the food.
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May 30, 2014 21:23
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Shiki Dan posted:They shot the food. thread over
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May 30, 2014 21:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I The wizard is undeterred
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May 31, 2014 04:21
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Poorleg posted:All those wizards are pussies. CLEARLY a cleric
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May 31, 2014 04:28
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The wizard from the Black Sabbath song The Wizard was p cool. So was Gilbert Arenas.
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May 31, 2014 04:41
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a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed with his fire breath
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May 31, 2014 05:05
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  [TIMG]http://i.imgur.com/VywBLRY.jpg[/img][/TIMG]
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May 31, 2014 05:54
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May 31, 2014 05:57
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None greater than Lord Voldemort. gently caress muggles.
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May 31, 2014 06:02
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lord voldemort can't even cast a glamour to make himself less of an ugly noseless gently caress
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May 31, 2014 07:04
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Moridin920 posted:lord voldemort can't even cast a glamour to make himself less of an ugly noseless gently caress hahaha
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May 31, 2014 07:21
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lord voldemort is a lovely wizard, like one guy with a revolver could have killed him
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May 31, 2014 07:22
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Alexzandvar posted:lord voldemort is a lovely wizard, like one guy with a revolver could have killed him did the harry potter books end this way? would be p. cool if MI5 just decided to destroy all lovely child wizards
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May 31, 2014 07:27
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Chevalier Cat posted:did the harry potter books end this way? would be p. cool if MI5 just decided to destroy all lovely child wizards roweling already said that one SWAT team could have killed Voldemort and all his minion in 10 minutes. all they had to do was loving CALL THE POLICE Hello? Operator? yeah theres a loving genocidal evil demon wizard on the lose could we get a few officers over here?
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May 31, 2014 07:32
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Xaltotun of Acheron was a pretty gnarly dude
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May 31, 2014 07:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s best wizard duel and the best wand
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May 31, 2014 09:31
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Alexzandvar posted:roweling already said that one SWAT team could have killed Voldemort and all his minion in 10 minutes. who cares what all those wizard freaks are doing? just let them all kill each other then we'll come in and take out whoever's left. it's called efficient use of resources
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May 31, 2014 09:33
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Black Pants posted:This wizard too. Came here to post this, dammit. Well, here's the original short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLhLn9hVkE
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May 31, 2014 09:38
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Rex Deckard posted:Egg Shen. Drove a bus, had a sex demon bag, some awesome potion which made dudes warm in an elevator, and defended Jack Burton. this
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May 31, 2014 09:42
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The best wizard ever is Elric of Melniboné, wielder of the accursed Stormbringer, traitor, cripple, seducer of women, destroyer of cities, and mighty nigromancer (hahaha Moorcock thought THAT was a good name for a magic).
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May 31, 2014 10:13
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Mr. Wizard. His powers were actually real.
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May 31, 2014 14:31
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necromancer is best wizard (me (i am*)) *best wizard
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Dec 15, 2014 08:54
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gandalf or alanon u freakin retard
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Dec 15, 2014 08:55
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Alexzandvar posted:roweling already said that one SWAT team could have killed Voldemort and all his minion in 10 minutes. the worst effects of voldemort's second coming as muggles were concerned (iirc) were lots of fog and a bridge collapse lol
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Dec 15, 2014 08:58
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Moridin920 posted:the worst effects of voldemort's second coming as muggles were concerned (iirc) were lots of fog and a bridge collapse bridge collapse killed dozens and destroyed a london landmark u loving heartless rear end in a top hat
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Dec 15, 2014 09:07
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nomadologique posted:bridge collapse killed dozens and destroyed a london landmark evil scary creepy wizard doesnt even score high enough to beat osama binladen
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Dec 15, 2014 09:17
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ya but osama bin laden was a wizard with allah behind him so
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Dec 15, 2014 09:17
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yeah now that i thignk about it wizards are actually pretty lovely compared to tanks and missiles
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Dec 15, 2014 09:19
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Christmas Present posted:yeah now that i thignk about it wizards are actually pretty lovely compared to tanks and missiles
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Dec 15, 2014 09:28
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a) no canon; wherein a world is not meticulously detailed to dryness and death by the corpulent hand of the fumbling nerd- wherein symbols and metaphor are given reign to conduct business as they please without the interference of the encyclopedizatoin of literature- wherein wizards represent old and ancient wisdom that held dominion and stewardship over man for millennia before becoming suddenly and violently uprooted by a new wisdom, a new order beginning anywhere from 1492 to 1945 and which we are still reeling to understand- in this non-canon, in this world of analogy and symbolic representation, the wizard is subordinate to the salesman, the wand obsolesced by the rifle, the pointed hat an absurdity amongst crisp, identically-besuited Chief Executives. b) i follow the biggest cannopn, it's better than every wziards GA-DRRRRSH
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yesss
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Christmas Present posted:a) no canon; wherein a world is not meticulously detailed to dryness and death by the corpulent hand of the fumbling nerd- wherein symbols and metaphor are given reign to conduct business as they please without the interference of the encyclopedizatoin of literature- wherein wizards represent old and ancient wisdom that held dominion and stewardship over man for millennia before becoming suddenly and violently uprooted by a new wisdom, a new order beginning anywhere from 1492 to 1945 and which we are still reeling to understand- in this non-canon, in this world of analogy and symbolic representation, the wizard is subordinate to the salesman, the wand obsolesced by the rifle, the pointed hat an absurdity amongst crisp, identically-besuited Chief Executives.
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