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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:I will have IT come and backup your poo poo the week or so before I am going to fire you. That way you won't have a chance to destroy poo poo when I do fire you. They tried to do this at the sheriff's office. It was p funny. People leave and think they can do things
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You do it subtly, like switching the names of 2 data files, so that the file of women who buy diet products gets an email for pregnant women.
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you do it subtly like introducing a virus on a timer so it affects the system a month later and by then it's in all the backups too
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Moridin920 posted:you do it subtly like introducing a virus on a timer so it affects the system a month later and by then it's in all the backups too I don't know how to do that poo poo
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JakeP posted:I don't know how to do that poo poo
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May 31, 2014 00:48
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No they aren't this thread is about me not being fired
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JakeP posted:No they aren't this thread is about me not being fired Congrats btw
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SaltLick posted:Congrats btw 
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We didn't get paid today and one of our best guys quit because of it.
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MondayHotDog posted:We didn't get paid today and one of our best guys quit because of it. Jobs are supposed to pay people instead of cost money? Huh, guess the 'best guy' wasnt on top of the new Obama socialist economics.
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MondayHotDog posted:We didn't get paid today and one of our best guys quit because of it. That doesn't sound ideal. At least you probably won't be fired any time soon
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I get laid every week
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Also paid so lol to y'all
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JakeP posted:That doesn't sound ideal. At least you probably won't be fired any time soon Nah, he was just a messenger but a good one. By "best guys" I meant best of the messengers. The reason I won't get fired is because I do the same work as the other guys in my department but I get paid less and never ask for a raise.
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If you don't get a paycheck you're not working for a real company this is just a heads up
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MondayHotDog posted:Nah, he was just a messenger but a good one. By "best guys" I meant best of the messengers. The reason I won't get fired is because I do the same work as the other guys in my department but I get paid less and never ask for a raise. Sounds like you all got paid the same this week
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gently caress the ROW posted:If you don't get a paycheck you're not working for a real company this is just a heads up Oh I'm well aware of that.
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op ive called HR and this issue will be resolved by monday sorry for any confusion (that u werent fired)
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OP, you were fired years ago but nobody ever told you. A glitch in payroll caused you to keep receiving checks. Good news is that they fixed the glitch, so this will work itself out as you continue to work but don't receive paychecks.
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Hi Jacob p. I don't know you but I'm glad that you didn't get fired. It's important for humans to stick together in these tough times.
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Squack McQuack posted:Hi Jacob p. I don't know you but I'm glad that you didn't get fired. It's important for humans to stick together in these tough times. Call me Dutch
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OP you are getting punk'd on monday the 80% will come back and instead they will fire the 20% Sorry u had to find out this way
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Don't call me OP Fellis like you don't know me
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There is no good that will come out of this. You will be expected to take on all of the work that everyone who got fired usually handles. You will not receive any more money for this. In a year, you will have wished you had immediately found a new job after today.
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Butthead posted:There is no good that will come out of this. You will be expected to take on all of the work that everyone who got fired usually handles. You will not receive any more money for this. In a year, you will have wished you had immediately found a new job after today. Didnt you read the thread, they got fired because we lost 2 clients, there is no work!
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JakeP posted:Didnt you read the thread, they got fired because we lost 2 clients, there is no work! Still sounds like you should be updating your resume.
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Butthead posted:Still sounds like you should be updating your resume. How about NO (not fired)
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JakeP posted:Don't call me OP Fellis like you don't know me Shut up you're not my real dad!!!!!
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I'm glad for you jakey tho, pulled one over on the man gently caress yea
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thanks that really means a lot
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I'm always happy when I don't get fired from work. Wait, I hate my job; I'm usually disappointed when I don't get from fired from work...a hole-y ghost posted:how does everyone know the OP's name is jake Bc I just read it from your post? Did I win?
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Just checked my Email, still #NotFired
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MondayHotDog posted:The reason I won't get fired is because I do the same work as the other guys in my department but I get paid less and never ask for a raise. the american dream  soon all those dudes will be fired and you will have to do all their work, plus yours, for the same wages here's lookin up!
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Its Monday, time for an update: Not Fired
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Working from Home
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JakeP posted:Working from Home No pants right?
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Today is the first day this month I showed up at the office, (I had to, wanted me to be present for a meeting) Did they fire me? NOPE! Still not fired. I think I will finish the day off from home. LOL
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