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Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
I am curious about the most useless questions so I find myself wondering who the least new person is here that would still be labeled as a stupid newbie

Preferably it is someone somewhat active, it kinda feels like a cop-out if it's someone who made an account in like 1632 and hasn't posted since then

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Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
I can't wait to find out.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its you

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
no I am the stupidest and newbiest of stupid newbies, look see, i have only been here for like a month, do not bestow upon me the reverence that comes with having spent the largest fraction of their lives on an internet forum while still qualifying as a newperson

Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




I had mine up until two years ago when I posted in a similar thread to this. Said I never changed it because I couldn't decide on a new one.

Welp.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
get out

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.


no it's you :smug:

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




its me. i regged from the north tower on 9/11 and will never forget.

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

it's literally impossible to know

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006

I've seen one user with a reg date earlier than mine that still has this avatar. That was a year ago or so though.

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I know there are people with ones earlier than mine but mine's pretty old. Should have put in text but I didn't know, and never could decide on an avatar.

fordham
Oct 5, 2002

Your argument is invalid.
Exciting Lemon
I don't know that I had the option to put in a title when I registered.

spidergoats
May 20, 2001
Newb crew.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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couldnt someone buy an avatar and just put a newbie avatar there

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Fojar38 posted:

couldnt someone buy an avatar and just put a newbie avatar there

nobody would lie on the internet and forego their e-honor

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
I'd have changed it but I like spending my money on weed instead.

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax

if someone can beat this dude, i'll buy a random person a plat and a free game on steam

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005
Newbs unite!

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
I dunno but my old account was from 2001 or something and I never got an avatar therefore I win

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I never got a newbie avatar when I registered, I feel robbed

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

XMNN posted:

I never got a newbie avatar when I registered, I feel robbed

Someone buy this one a newbie avatar, stat

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
You nerds are never going to be GBS superstars with your newbie/no avatars. LOL @ U faggots

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I never had the newb even when I first registerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
it's gonna be me

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I should probably have spent the money i spent on archives (lol) on an av really, but people might connect my lovely posts

this way my badposting flies under the radar

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
so many baby av posters in this thread

aatrek would b proud

Fixed Expression
Nov 9, 2009

XMNN posted:

I never got a newbie avatar when I registered, I feel robbed

Yea there was a period where the stupid newbie thing wasn't given out, and now they're giving it out again. This is one of those things that you notice, but you don't care enough to find out why.

Personally I feel my lack of avatar makes a powerful statement about not having an avatar.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
My old account. Since I am active, I can consider it active, therefore I win. Registration was August 2005 I believe, but at least 2005. I forgot the password sometime in 2009 and could not recover it through the system (literally have no idea how I paid for it, was in high school)

never changed the avatar though so what do i get

wtf I just realized its fuckin 2014

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe

Ignoarints posted:

My old account. Since I am active, I can consider it active, therefore I win. Registration was August 2005 I believe, but at least 2005. I forgot the password sometime in 2009 and could not recover it through the system (literally have no idea how I paid for it, was in high school)

never changed the avatar though so what do i get

wtf I just realized its fuckin 2014

ur dumb you dont even read

Morganus_Starr
Jan 28, 2001
gimme the prize yo

MakeWarHarmlesser
Jun 29, 2009

it's me

e: wait gently caress

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

XMNN posted:

I never got a newbie avatar when I registered, I feel robbed

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Morganus_Starr posted:

gimme the prize yo
:vince:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm not sure if I count or not.

Morganus_Starr
Jan 28, 2001

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm not sure if I count or not.

motherfucker

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm not sure if I count or not.

GTFO with your centered avatar with text

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
you with all your avatars, you'll never know the innermost pain that is the stupid newbie

or you just have :10bux: of expendable income in which case kudos

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm not sure if I count or not.

not a true stupid newbie avatar. get out of here fraud

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