Who's the earliest member here who still has a newbie avatar

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broom: Aug 29, 2005

How do I tell my reg date?

# ? May 30, 2014 04:58

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Gihon: Jan 9, 2014

right below ur av

welcome to SA, friend

# ? May 30, 2014 05:14

MegaGatts: Dec 12, 2004; The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Anyone with a real avatar is a sell out.

# ? May 30, 2014 05:17

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

This thread blows.

# ? May 30, 2014 05:49

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm not sure if I count or not.

you're raw

# ? May 30, 2014 06:01

Argh: Feb 15, 2005

I'm gay

# ? May 30, 2014 09:31

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Smokey posted:

I can't wait to find out.

# ? May 30, 2014 09:51

Salt n Reba McEntire: Nov 14, 2000; Kuparp.

Everyone, off my lawn. Cheers.

# ? May 30, 2014 10:10

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

spidergoats posted:

Newb crew.

lol noob

:2001:

[edit] there's no :2001: thingy?

# ? May 30, 2014 10:12

MeaningOfLife: Nov 30, 2001; <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)

Jesus Christ posted:

lol noob

:2001:

[edit] there's no :2001: thingy?

We're too cool for a :2001: thingy.

# ? May 30, 2014 10:21

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i never had one

# ? May 30, 2014 10:30

Gyra_Solune: Apr 24, 2014; Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

I am dubious that one of those have been bought for laughs, but I doubt all of them are, and in any case even 2003 is way earlier than I would have expected. Like I kind of think 'active on forums' entails posting on a dumb thread so

# ? May 30, 2014 10:44

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

Gyra_Solune posted:

I am dubious that one of those have been bought for laughs, but I doubt all of them are, and in any case even 2003 is way earlier than I would have expected. Like I kind of think 'active on forums' entails posting on a dumb thread so

lol im gAY Too no shame bro

# ? May 30, 2014 11:30

fuck off Batman: Oct 14, 2013; Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Moogle posted:

Everyone, off my lawn. Cheers.

Congrats gramps.

# ? May 30, 2014 12:15

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND: Jan 21, 2008

how old is the stupid baby baby now?

# ? May 30, 2014 12:16

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

too old for aatrek

# ? May 30, 2014 12:34

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

broom posted:

How do I tell my reg date?

You measure the spacing between your large toes, add that to the width of your left testes (failing testes the ball of the ankle is used) then multiply by sexual offences.

# ? May 30, 2014 12:36

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

Nation posted:

You measure the spacing between your large toes, add that to the width of your left testes (failing testes the ball of the ankle is used) then multiply by sexual offences.

you forgot the units moron

# ? May 30, 2014 12:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

You can use this to confirm who's lying about their well-earned newbie status.

Moogle posted:

Everyone, off my lawn. Cheers.

Looks legit.

# ? May 30, 2014 12:50

internetmnky: Dec 13, 2004

:lurk:

# ? May 30, 2014 13:22

Monkey Deathcar: Nov 30, 2004

How about newbie avatar and last time posted...I now have a glorious 13 posts with the last one being in 2005 before this one (another lurker spotted).

^^^ sup, 2004 monkey buddy!

# ? May 30, 2014 13:23

Hungry Joe: Nov 27, 2006; DDFH

Newbie crew

# ? May 30, 2014 13:41

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I still have mine but babies are sexy so hey.

# ? May 30, 2014 13:44

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Moogle posted:

Everyone, off my lawn. Cheers.

# ? May 30, 2014 14:01

irish2: Nov 15, 2004

Haven't posted in 2 years, but this thread is certainly worth it.

# ? May 30, 2014 14:14

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

I have Dominic's avatar which is worse than having a newbie's avatar and says I am a huge human being.

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Everyone, off my lawn. Cheers.

Whoa

# ? May 30, 2014 14:26

Dylstew: Nov 24, 2013

I didn't know put in an avatar when registering because I thought I could just do it later.
Now I'm a stupid newbie.
I blocked the image with adblockplus(not the ads, just the avatar), because I couldn't handle having to face my stupid newbieness everytime I post. That said, I wonder what the anwser to this question is.

# ? May 30, 2014 14:37

Hungry Joe: Nov 27, 2006; DDFH

Dylstew posted:

I didn't know put in an avatar when registering because I thought I could just do it later.
Now I'm a stupid newbie.
I blocked the image with adblockplus(not the ads, just the avatar), because I couldn't handle having to face my stupid newbieness everytime I post. That said, I wonder what the anwser to this question is.

You need to embrace it bro, no one likes a self hating newb

# ? May 30, 2014 14:45